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tesla posted 8/18/2013 15:50 PM

Guess what else happened to ex-shat on Friday? Not only did his vindictive bitch of an ex serve his generous, indulgent ass. He also received an eviction notice from his landlord.

On the funny side: I need title suggestions for the book I'm going to write about this fool.

On the serious side: I hope Teslet is doing ok in that stressful situation. I pick him up in a couple of hours.

Dreamboat posted 8/18/2013 16:17 PM

Soooo, he is cashing out a retirement plan, penalties be damned, that has a hold on it because your qdro has not gone thru yet, and now he has been evicted...and he still thinks he can buy stripper whore a house? What a fucking idiot!

devistatedmom posted 8/18/2013 16:17 PM

If they have any brains, they didn't discuss or freak until after he was in bed so he didn't hear it. Which means he's heard every word, because neither of them have a brain. (he meaning Teslet)

Maybe he'll hit bottom and start to straighten out his life? Nah...didn't think so. Somehow, even being evicted will be your fault.

Book title, book title...I'll leave that to someone else.

Edited to clarify I meant Teslet wouldn't hear anything about him being served or evicted!

[This message edited by devistatedmom at 4:18 PM, August 18th (Sunday)]

Williesmom posted 8/18/2013 16:45 PM

Book title:"shit that happens when you act like a jagoff."

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. That could be your backup book title.

Holly-Isis posted 8/18/2013 16:54 PM

These are the Brays of our Lives:
When Jackasses Mate with Strippers, there's bound to be Drama

ArkLaMiss posted 8/18/2013 17:01 PM

Hmmmmmm, I'm thinking about "Deadbeat Dickheads" or maybe something similar.

woundedwidow posted 8/18/2013 17:02 PM

On a side note, since he's getting evicted, perhaps now would be an excellent time for him to re-home Moseley with YOU? Just hoping!

Clarrissa posted 8/18/2013 17:05 PM

How about something simple, like "He's An Idiot and Here's The Proof"? And subtitle it "You *Can't* Make This Stuff Up"

(I always have trouble with titles...)

[This message edited by Clarrissa at 5:06 PM, August 18th (Sunday)]

devistatedmom posted 8/18/2013 17:35 PM

Oooohhh, I like that idea woundedwidow!!

peridot posted 8/18/2013 17:48 PM

If he's trying to buy a house, one of the requirements is rental history. The eviction won't be good.

If he has brought up the eviction to you it might be a good time to let him know you will take the dog if he needs someone to take the dog.

I've thought about writing a book on my marriage and divorce lol.

Hmmm, book title, The Weasel .

confused girl posted 8/18/2013 19:24 PM

No ideas for a title, but how did you find out he was served an eviction notice? You must have excellent spies!

kernel posted 8/18/2013 19:43 PM

I like Clarrisa's idea, with a slight change. "You Can't Make This Sh*t Up." The subtitle could be "Adventures of the Wayward Asshats." Sounds like the karma bus is headed his way and parking on the lawn.

Kajem posted 8/18/2013 20:01 PM

For your book Tesla: "What happens when you let your pintil does the thinking".

The title of my book " The Biggest Dick". The sequel to that will be titled " J and PB - how to be the best example of what NOT to do "


tesla posted 8/18/2013 20:08 PM

Oh boy, so many great titles to choose from!

confused girl - his step mom keeps me filled in on anything that may impact Teslet (or me, such as the potential annuity cashout)...and also things she knows I will get a kick out of

Strongmama posted 8/18/2013 20:10 PM

Lmao! Me and my sister have seriously thought of making an e-book for kindle of all the f'ing crazy emails and texts from my ridiculous 2 year divorce! Lmao! I wouldn't even have to write anything except a short witty sentence or two and then let the cra flow....we were going to call it:
Believe it; you can't make this shit up!
The idiots guide to divorcing a psychotic freak!
Lol. I think you should totally write the book and make some $$; just change the names! Lol. I'm thinking I totally should too. It's already been written out by ftarted extraordinaire I just need to format it and change names!

persevere posted 8/18/2013 20:49 PM

ExShat's A Series of Completely Predictable and Expected Events Because he's an Idiot.

Are you there Karma, it's me ExShat.

What a fucking mess he is tesla! (That's me - not a title - lol - but it could work too....)

Housefulloflove posted 8/18/2013 20:56 PM

LOL! Sounds like your ex is a financial genius like mine! Only my ex doesn't make much and his retirement plan appears to be to work until he dies.

Watching my ex financially ruin himself has been quite interesting!

See Tesla, he has been so busy "indulging" you that he can't even keep a roof over his head! Or at least that might be what he's telling himself because he couldn't possibly be to blame!

ButterflyGirl posted 8/18/2013 22:16 PM

double post

[This message edited by ButterflyGirl at 10:31 PM, August 18th (Sunday)]

ButterflyGirl posted 8/18/2013 22:16 PM

Instead of "Divorce for Dummies," I'm thinking "Divorcing a Dummy."

CharlieFoxtrot posted 8/18/2013 22:39 PM

"Disney Dad and the Adventures of Indulging the Ex"

"How to Befuddle Lawyers and Landlords, exshat edition"

((Teslet)) I hope he had a good weekend

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