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Topic: Seriously. I need to write a book.
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tesla
♀ 34697
Member # 34697 |  Posted: 3:50 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 |     |
Guess what else happened to ex-shat on Friday? Not only did his vindictive bitch of an ex serve his generous, indulgent ass. He also received an eviction notice from his landlord.
On the funny side: I need title suggestions for the book I'm going to write about this fool.
On the serious side: I hope Teslet is doing ok in that stressful situation. I pick him up in a couple of hours.
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
Posts: 4956 | Registered: Jan 2012 |
Dreamboat
♀ 10506
Member # 10506 | | Posted: 4:17 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
Soooo, he is cashing out a retirement plan, penalties be damned, that has a hold on it because your qdro has not gone thru yet, and now he has been evicted...and he still thinks he can buy stripper whore a house? What a fucking idiot!
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine
Posts: 17695 | Registered: Apr 2006 | From: A better place :) |
devistatedmom
♀ 24961
Member # 24961 | | Posted: 4:17 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
If they have any brains, they didn't discuss or freak until after he was in bed so he didn't hear it. Which means he's heard every word, because neither of them have a brain. (he meaning Teslet)
Maybe he'll hit bottom and start to straighten out his life?  Nah...didn't think so. Somehow, even being evicted will be your fault.
Book title, book title...I'll leave that to someone else.
Edited to clarify I meant Teslet wouldn't hear anything about him being served or evicted! [This message edited by devistatedmom at 4:18 PM, August 18th (Sunday)]
BS(me) 46, Two wonderful teens.
He is no longer my best friend. Repeat until it sticks.
WH says marriage is over: May 15, 2009.
EA#2 July 20, 2009. Legally sep: Aug 16, 2009. DIVORCED!!!! Signed Nov 23, final Dec 24, 2010, adultery listed.
Posts: 5697 | Registered: Jul 2009 | From: Canada |
Williesmom
♀ 22870
Member # 22870 | | Posted: 4:45 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
Book title:"shit that happens when you act like a jagoff."
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. That could be your backup book title.
You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright
Posts: 7929 | Registered: Feb 2009 | From: Western PA |
Holly-Isis
♀ 13447
Member # 13447 | | Posted: 4:54 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
These are the Brays of our Lives:
When Jackasses Mate with Strippers, there's bound to be Drama
"Being in love" first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. *CS Lewis*
Posts: 11405 | Registered: Jan 2007 | From: Just a fool in limbo |
ArkLaMiss
♀ 14918
Member # 14918 | | Posted: 5:01 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
Hmmmmmm, I'm thinking about "Deadbeat Dickheads" or maybe something similar.
Just HOW stupid do you think I am, exactly?
Posts: 1277 | Registered: Jun 2007 |
woundedwidow
♀ 36869
Member # 36869 | | Posted: 5:02 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
On a side note, since he's getting evicted, perhaps now would be an excellent time for him to re-home Moseley with YOU? Just hoping!
Be careful what you wish for the most - you may get it.
Posts: 426 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: VA |
Clarrissa
♀ 21886
Member # 21886 | | Posted: 5:05 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
How about something simple, like "He's An Idiot and Here's The Proof"? And subtitle it "You *Can't* Make This Stuff Up"
(I always have trouble with titles...) [This message edited by Clarrissa at 5:06 PM, August 18th (Sunday)]
BH Cee64D - 48
WW (me) - 49
All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.
Posts: 5904 | Registered: Dec 2008 | From: A better place |
devistatedmom
♀ 24961
Member # 24961 | | Posted: 5:35 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
Oooohhh, I like that idea woundedwidow!!
BS(me) 46, Two wonderful teens.
He is no longer my best friend. Repeat until it sticks.
WH says marriage is over: May 15, 2009.
EA#2 July 20, 2009. Legally sep: Aug 16, 2009. DIVORCED!!!! Signed Nov 23, final Dec 24, 2010, adultery listed.
Posts: 5697 | Registered: Jul 2009 | From: Canada |
peridot
♀ 18334
Member # 18334 | | Posted: 5:48 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
If he's trying to buy a house, one of the requirements is rental history. The eviction won't be good.
If he has brought up the eviction to you it might be a good time to let him know you will take the dog if he needs someone to take the dog.
I've thought about writing a book on my marriage and divorce lol.
Hmmm, book title, The Weasel .
I think...therefore, I'm single.
It is what it is.
Posts: 4816 | Registered: Feb 2008 |
confused girl
♀ 10649
Member # 10649 | | Posted: 7:24 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
No ideas for a title, but how did you find out he was served an eviction notice? You must have excellent spies!
Love always hopes.
Posts: 1401 | Registered: May 2006 |
kernel
♀ 27035
Member # 27035 | | Posted: 7:43 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
I like Clarrisa's idea, with a slight change. "You Can't Make This Sh*t Up." The subtitle could be "Adventures of the Wayward Asshats." Sounds like the karma bus is headed his way and parking on the lawn.
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
Posts: 5337 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Midwest |
Kajem
♀ 36134
Member # 36134 | | Posted: 8:01 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
For your book Tesla: "What happens when you let your pintil does the thinking".
The title of my book " The Biggest Dick". The sequel to that will be titled " J and PB - how to be the best example of what NOT to do "
Hugs,
K
I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - Unknown
Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.
Posts: 5897 | Registered: Jul 2012 | From: Florida |
tesla
♀ 34697
Member # 34697 | | Posted: 8:08 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
Oh boy, so many great titles to choose from!
confused girl - his step mom keeps me filled in on anything that may impact Teslet (or me, such as the potential annuity cashout)...and also things she knows I will get a kick out of 
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
Posts: 4956 | Registered: Jan 2012 |
Strongmama
♀ 33062
Member # 33062 | | Posted: 8:10 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
Lmao! Me and my sister have seriously thought of making an e-book for kindle of all the f'ing crazy emails and texts from my ridiculous 2 year divorce! Lmao! I wouldn't even have to write anything except a short witty sentence or two and then let the cra flow....we were going to call it:
Believe it; you can't make this shit up!
The idiots guide to divorcing a psychotic freak!
Lol. I think you should totally write the book and make some $$; just change the names! Lol. I'm thinking I totally should too. It's already been written out by ftarted extraordinaire I just need to format it and change names! 
Posts: 662 | Registered: Aug 2011 |
persevere
♀ 31468
Member # 31468 | | Posted: 8:49 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
ExShat's A Series of Completely Predictable and Expected Events Because he's an Idiot.
Are you there Karma, it's me ExShat.
What a fucking mess he is tesla! (That's me - not a title - lol - but it could work too....)
Me: BW-44
Him: XWH-44
Together 9 yrs
DDays: 1/10/2011
Status: Divorced 4/27/11
Above all, be the heroine, not the victim. - Nora Ephron
It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling
Posts: 4779 | Registered: Mar 2011 | From: Texas |
Housefulloflove
♀ 38458
Member # 38458 | | Posted: 8:56 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
LOL! Sounds like your ex is a financial genius like mine! Only my ex doesn't make much and his retirement plan appears to be to work until he dies.
Watching my ex financially ruin himself has been quite interesting!
See Tesla, he has been so busy "indulging" you that he can't even keep a roof over his head! Or at least that might be what he's telling himself because he couldn't possibly be to blame!
Me-29 Starting over
ExWH-29 Probable NPD, PA, manchild
3 beautiful young children
DDay 1/20/13 Admits PA
No remorse so NO R. DIVORCED! 9/2013
Posts: 541 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: USA |
ButterflyGirl
♀ 38377
Member # 38377 | | Posted: 10:16 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
double post [This message edited by ButterflyGirl at 10:31 PM, August 18th (Sunday)]
xBW~ 35
Two DS~ 7-Eleven
Posts: 2788 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: Florida |
ButterflyGirl
♀ 38377
Member # 38377 | | Posted: 10:16 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
Instead of "Divorce for Dummies," I'm thinking "Divorcing a Dummy."
xBW~ 35
Two DS~ 7-Eleven
Posts: 2788 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: Florida |
CharlieFoxtrot
♀ 38010
Member # 38010 | | Posted: 10:39 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
"Disney Dad and the Adventures of Indulging the Ex"
"How to Befuddle Lawyers and Landlords, exshat edition"
((Teslet)) I hope he had a good weekend
Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.
Posts: 505 | Registered: Jan 2013 |
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