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suckstobeme posted 8/22/2013 09:02 AM

Boy. If I didn't have kids with him, I would know virtually nothing about him, except that he's a cheater, liar and giant ass.

The kids though, they keep me informed. Not informed of details of their father and OW. Nothing like that. I barely ask anything, but they like to tell their tales of life over there and the things that I learn about the "paradise" that these two numb nuts have created are priceless.

The latest? Dad didn't have time to do much with us this weekend because he was busy doing all the laundry. The dryer doesn't work so he has to hang all the clothes outside. Nice! One of the cheapest things to replace when it comes to major appliances and they haven't been able to do it.

Also, slunt bag apparently is without a car now. They tell me it broke. She's been driving to work with ex and had to ride her bike to run errands over the weekend. Problem is, he's not a nine to fiver like she is. His schedule sucks and often calls him to out lying towns late in the afternoon. I can just picture OW having to take the bus back home since everyone in their office still hates her guts and would never do her or him any kind of favor.

Amazing. She thought she got a real prize. The problem is, he was way more of a prize when he had full access to my salary. He was way more of a big shot then when he could steal right out from under my nose to host happy hours and dinners and go on vacations that I was told were work related.

I don't think this is karma anymore. I think it's honestly just the natural consequences of some really bad life decisions and the coming together of two people who are too stupid to blow their own noses between them.

I've said it before and I will say it again - its like he's getting pecked to death by a big slutty chicken. They live together, work together and now drive everywhere together. Peck, peck, peck.


SBB posted 8/22/2013 09:17 AM

Peck, peck, peck.

Must Survive posted 8/22/2013 11:00 AM

Where is the like button!

GabyBaby posted 8/22/2013 11:04 AM

Starts singing the commercial jingle, "I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight...".

Phoenix1 posted 8/22/2013 12:28 PM

The problem is, he was way more of a prize when he had full access to my salary.

Same here! When I cut him off financially he threw and absolutely hissy (before he left) about me being a control freak. I guess if you count me protecting my money from being spent on his ho bags, then yeah, I am guilty as charged!

movingforward13 posted 8/22/2013 13:23 PM


Skan posted 8/22/2013 18:52 PM

Rats, tried to post a photo of Camilla, the Muppet Chicken. Didn't work so well.

[This message edited by Skan at 6:53 PM, August 22nd, 2013 (Thursday)]

Nature_Girl posted 8/22/2013 19:07 PM

Here you go, Skan!

[This message edited by Nature_Girl at 7:08 PM, August 22nd (Thursday)]

numbandnauseous posted 8/23/2013 22:56 PM

suckstobeme, it really DOESN'T suck to be you!

Love that the natural consequences are happening!

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