Oh dear. I'm sobbing. God bless Fred.
Fred was the name under which, my FWH had his AFF and other f-sites under. I've hated this name since then, and it's been really unfortunate. Fred is the name that I've always used for all of my machines, my cars, any piece of machinery that I use. Fred, freddy, fred-o, Ready Freddy? All of these are phrases that I've used over the years, playfully, happily, teasingly.
Until I found his alter ego Fred S. Trying to get laid. And every unconscious use of the name "Fred" brought pain.
I'm going to remember THIS Fred and his love, Lorraine, from now on, and not that other, false fred.