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metamorphisis posted 9/8/2013 07:50 AM

My 9 year old lost a baby molar last night. We still do the tooth fairy thing even though we know he knows it's a ruse.
Anyway, this morning he told me to go look under his pillow. I of course thought "Shit, I forgot to exchange the tooth for the money!!".

Under his pillow was a note.
"Dear tooth fairy, You must be busy. There is a late charge and now you owe me ten bucks".

WhatsRight posted 9/8/2013 07:53 AM

gahurts posted 9/8/2013 08:08 AM

Charging a finance fee? That's bold!

authenticnow posted 9/8/2013 09:08 AM

unfound posted 9/8/2013 09:18 AM

10 bucks?!

What happens if the tooth fairy forgets again? A broken wing? *pictures Meta-son as a fifties gangster, flipping a tooth on a street corner, shaking down the tooth fairy*.

metamorphisis posted 9/8/2013 09:19 AM

Dh just negotiated him down to $6. It was hilarious. Ds started at $10, Dh at $2.
Ds said it was a molar which typically go for $5 and he wasn't going lower than $8 with the late fee.
Dh said he was willing to go up to $4 but he was lucky to be getting anything at all.
Ds said he knew that and he was a good daddy. So dh tacked on $2 for him being sweet, made it $6 and they shook hands

nowiknow23 posted 9/8/2013 09:23 AM

What a clever (and sweet) boy.

unfound posted 9/8/2013 09:25 AM

Can I borrow him when we go used car shopping?

jo2love posted 9/8/2013 10:15 AM

MovingUpward posted 9/8/2013 11:20 AM

I think the tooth fairy should return with a story on how she usually brings money but if he could get permission from his parents that she'd be happy to deliver 10 male deer.

jrc1963 posted 9/8/2013 12:36 PM

Too funny!

LosferWords posted 9/8/2013 12:39 PM

This story made my morning. What an awesome, bold, and creative kid.

click4it posted 9/8/2013 12:43 PM

HILARIOUS! Give that kid an Oscar. love it.

simplydevastated posted 9/8/2013 13:15 PM

This is priceless. I'm glad my son didn't think of that when my husband forgot his tooth fairy duties. He still gets a dollar and is excited about that

painpaingoaway posted 9/8/2013 14:16 PM

What a doll! That is too cute. Love him!

I suddenly remembered the Modern Family episode where Cam puts $100.00 under Lily's pillow. Hilarious!

Jrazz posted 9/8/2013 14:21 PM

Priceless!

cantlivewithouth posted 9/8/2013 19:26 PM

That's awesome!

metamorphisis posted 9/8/2013 20:44 PM

Oh and it's official. That was the LAST baby tooth . 9 and half and they are all gone. Heck.. he should be paying us.. I made it with my very own DNA.

girlsbird posted 9/8/2013 21:08 PM

jrc1963 posted 9/8/2013 21:11 PM

Wow... DS is 12 and still losing teeth... in fact, some had to be pulled because they refused to come out.

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