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User Topic: That's my boy
metamorphisis
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Funny  Posted: 7:50 AM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

My 9 year old lost a baby molar last night. We still do the tooth fairy thing even though we know he knows it's a ruse.
Anyway, this morning he told me to go look under his pillow. I of course thought "Shit, I forgot to exchange the tooth for the money!!".

Under his pillow was a note.
"Dear tooth fairy, You must be busy. There is a late charge and now you owe me ten bucks".


Go softly my sweet friend. You will always be a part of who I am.

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WhatsRight
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Default  Posted: 7:53 AM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


"Noone can make you feel inferior without your concent." Eleanor Roosevelt

I will not be vanquished. Rose Kennedy


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gahurts
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Default  Posted: 8:08 AM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Charging a finance fee? That's bold!


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3977 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
authenticnow
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Default  Posted: 9:08 AM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


"It's all gonna be okay, honey. I promise." DeeplyScared, my friend, my sister, an angel watching over all of us.

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unfound
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Default  Posted: 9:18 AM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

10 bucks?!

What happens if the tooth fairy forgets again? A broken wing? *pictures Meta-son as a fifties gangster, flipping a tooth on a street corner, shaking down the tooth fairy*.


ka-mai
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Kids on the playground can be so cruel. “Get off the swings you’re like 50, and stop talking about Soundgarden, we don't even know what that is."

Posts: 14938 | Registered: Nov 2006 | From: mercury's underboob
metamorphisis
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Default  Posted: 9:19 AM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Dh just negotiated him down to $6. It was hilarious. Ds started at $10, Dh at $2.
Ds said it was a molar which typically go for $5 and he wasn't going lower than $8 with the late fee.
Dh said he was willing to go up to $4 but he was lucky to be getting anything at all.
Ds said he knew that and he was a good daddy. So dh tacked on $2 for him being sweet, made it $6 and they shook hands


Go softly my sweet friend. You will always be a part of who I am.

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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 9:23 AM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

What a clever (and sweet) boy.


You can call me NIK

And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane


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unfound
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Default  Posted: 9:25 AM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Can I borrow him when we go used car shopping?


ka-mai
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Kids on the playground can be so cruel. “Get off the swings you’re like 50, and stop talking about Soundgarden, we don't even know what that is."

Posts: 14938 | Registered: Nov 2006 | From: mercury's underboob
jo2love
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Default  Posted: 10:15 AM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


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MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 11:20 AM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I think the tooth fairy should return with a story on how she usually brings money but if he could get permission from his parents that she'd be happy to deliver 10 male deer.

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jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 12:36 PM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Too funny!


Me: BSO - 48
Him: FWSO - 71
DS - 15
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

Posts: 25789 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: Florida
LosferWords
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Default  Posted: 12:39 PM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This story made my morning. What an awesome, bold, and creative kid.

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click4it
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Default  Posted: 12:43 PM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

HILARIOUS! Give that kid an Oscar. love it.


Me: 42
Two boys: 18 and 15
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

Laughter will cure life's ills. Have you had your laugh today?


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simplydevastated
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Default  Posted: 1:15 PM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This is priceless. I'm glad my son didn't think of that when my husband forgot his tooth fairy duties. He still gets a dollar and is excited about that


Me - BS, 40 (I'm not old...I'm vintage)
Two Wonderful children - DS11, DD8
Getting my ducks in a row for divorce... finally (4+ D-Days too many - listed in profile.)

Posts: 6121 | Registered: Jul 2009 | From: In the darkest depths of hell!
painpaingoaway
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Default  Posted: 2:16 PM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

What a doll! That is too cute. Love him!

I suddenly remembered the Modern Family episode where Cam puts $100.00 under Lily's pillow. Hilarious!


Me, BS, 58
Him, WS 61
D-Day June 2009
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
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Posts: 7192 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 2:21 PM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Priceless!


"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." - Deeply Scared's mom

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cantlivewithouth
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Default  Posted: 7:26 PM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That's awesome!


Married a truly wonderful and loving man Sept. 19, 2010. Not only survived, but thrived.

My new mantra: Argue Your Limitations.‎


Posts: 40994 | Registered: Sep 2006 | From: Canada by way of Virginia
metamorphisis
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Default  Posted: 8:44 PM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh and it's official. That was the LAST baby tooth . 9 and half and they are all gone. Heck.. he should be paying us.. I made it with my very own DNA.


Go softly my sweet friend. You will always be a part of who I am.

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girlsbird
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Default  Posted: 9:08 PM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


D-Day 10/28/10..almost admission 7/10 Reconciled. I was the betrayed

Posts: 1203 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: arizona
jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 9:11 PM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Wow... DS is 12 and still losing teeth... in fact, some had to be pulled because they refused to come out.


Me: BSO - 48
Him: FWSO - 71
DS - 15
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

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