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User Topic: That's my boy
metamorphisis
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Funny  Posted: 7:50 AM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

My 9 year old lost a baby molar last night. We still do the tooth fairy thing even though we know he knows it's a ruse.
Anyway, this morning he told me to go look under his pillow. I of course thought "Shit, I forgot to exchange the tooth for the money!!".

Under his pillow was a note.
"Dear tooth fairy, You must be busy. There is a late charge and now you owe me ten bucks".



“We don't see things as they are; we see them as we are.”... Anais Nin

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WhatsRight
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Default  Posted: 7:53 AM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


"Noone can make you feel inferior without your concent." Eleanor Roosevelt

I will not be vanquished. Rose Kennedy


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gahurts
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Default  Posted: 8:08 AM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Charging a finance fee? That's bold!


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3467 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
authenticnow
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Default  Posted: 9:08 AM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Take up your space (and do it well).

"That's the thing about pain, it demands to be felt."


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unfound
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Default  Posted: 9:18 AM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

10 bucks?!

What happens if the tooth fairy forgets again? A broken wing? *pictures Meta-son as a fifties gangster, flipping a tooth on a street corner, shaking down the tooth fairy*.


ka-mai
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From time to time, I do consider that I might be mad. Like any self-respecting lunatic, however, I am always quick to dismiss any doubts about my sanity. DK

Posts: 14866 | Registered: Nov 2006 | From: mercury's underboob
metamorphisis
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Default  Posted: 9:19 AM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Dh just negotiated him down to $6. It was hilarious. Ds started at $10, Dh at $2.
Ds said it was a molar which typically go for $5 and he wasn't going lower than $8 with the late fee.
Dh said he was willing to go up to $4 but he was lucky to be getting anything at all.
Ds said he knew that and he was a good daddy. So dh tacked on $2 for him being sweet, made it $6 and they shook hands



“We don't see things as they are; we see them as we are.”... Anais Nin

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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 9:23 AM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

What a clever (and sweet) boy.


You can call me NIK

"If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment."
- Carlos Santana


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unfound
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Default  Posted: 9:25 AM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Can I borrow him when we go used car shopping?


ka-mai
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From time to time, I do consider that I might be mad. Like any self-respecting lunatic, however, I am always quick to dismiss any doubts about my sanity. DK

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jo2love
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Default  Posted: 10:15 AM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


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MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 11:20 AM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I think the tooth fairy should return with a story on how she usually brings money but if he could get permission from his parents that she'd be happy to deliver 10 male deer.


AKA Moo

Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.


Posts: 52977 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Big Blue Nation
jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 12:36 PM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Too funny!


Me: BSO - 46
Him: FWSO - 69
DS - 13
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

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LosferWords
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Default  Posted: 12:39 PM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This story made my morning. What an awesome, bold, and creative kid.

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click4it
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Default  Posted: 12:43 PM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

HILARIOUS! Give that kid an Oscar. love it.


Me: 42
Two boys: 17 and 14
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

Laughter will cure life's ills. Have you had your laugh today?


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simplydevastated
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Default  Posted: 1:15 PM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This is priceless. I'm glad my son didn't think of that when my husband forgot his tooth fairy duties. He still gets a dollar and is excited about that


Me - BS, 39 (I'm not old...I'm vintage)
Two Wonderful children - DS10, DD7
Married, for now... (4+ D-Day - listed in profile.)

Posts: 5854 | Registered: Jul 2009 | From: In the darkest depths of hell!
painpaingoaway
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Default  Posted: 2:16 PM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

What a doll! That is too cute. Love him!

I suddenly remembered the Modern Family episode where Cam puts $100.00 under Lily's pillow. Hilarious!


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
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Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 2:21 PM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Priceless!


"Sometimes people are mean, and sometimes things will be hard. One of your jobs is to try and make sure that that never makes you mean and hard, too." Cord Jefferson's Mom

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cantlivewithouth
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Default  Posted: 7:26 PM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That's awesome!


Married a truly wonderful and loving man Sept. 19, 2010. Not only survived, but thrived.

My new mantra: Argue Your Limitations.‎


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metamorphisis
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Default  Posted: 8:44 PM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh and it's official. That was the LAST baby tooth . 9 and half and they are all gone. Heck.. he should be paying us.. I made it with my very own DNA.



“We don't see things as they are; we see them as we are.”... Anais Nin

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girlsbird
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Default  Posted: 9:08 PM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


D-Day 10/28/10..almost admission 7/10 Reconciled. I was the betrayed

Posts: 1203 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: arizona
jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 9:11 PM, September 8th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Wow... DS is 12 and still losing teeth... in fact, some had to be pulled because they refused to come out.


Me: BSO - 46
Him: FWSO - 69
DS - 13
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

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