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Amazonia
♀ 32810
Member # 32810 |  Posted: 7:13 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013 |     |
During a conversation about meal planning and cooking in bulk...
SO: Space will be the biggest issue
Ama: full freezer?
SO: Yeah, keep it full of stuff that never gets used, lol
SO: But there is a sexing freezer in the garage I can rearrange
Ama: Uh........
SO: Second...
SO: Auto correct super fail there
"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
Posts: 14046 | Registered: Jul 2011 |
MovingUpward
♂ 14866
Member # 14866 |  Posted: 7:15 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013 | |
AKA Moo
Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
Posts: 53971 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Big Blue Nation |
jrc1963
♀ 26531
Member # 26531 | | Posted: 7:47 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013 | |
I prefer sexing freezers.
Me: BSO - 46
Him: FWSO - 69
DS - 13
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"
Posts: 25024 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: Florida |
Amazonia
♀ 32810
Member # 32810 | | Posted: 7:49 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013 | |
Prefer it or them? and to what? 
"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
Posts: 14046 | Registered: Jul 2011 |
jrc1963
♀ 26531
Member # 26531 | | Posted: 7:57 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013 | |
I don't know... I didn't think it thru.
Me: BSO - 46
Him: FWSO - 69
DS - 13
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"
Posts: 25024 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: Florida |
inconnu
♀ 24518
Member # 24518 | | Posted: 8:00 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013 | |
Say what you wanna say and let the words fall out...honestly
I wanna see you be brave
Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel
Like you're less than, less than perfect
Posts: 12237 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: DeepInTheHeartOf, TX |
kernel
♀ 27035
Member # 27035 | | Posted: 8:05 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013 | |
sexing freezers? Is this some new hipster thing? Any relation to twerking?
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
Posts: 5337 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Midwest |
Sad in AZ
♀ 24239
Member # 24239 | | Posted: 9:29 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013 | |
I think is was supposed to be sexting freezer--where you store your...oh, nevermind... 
May your 2015 be more FUCK YEAH! than fuck this
Posts: 20997 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY |
nowiknow23
♀ 33226
Member # 33226 | | Posted: 9:34 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013 | |
You can call me NIK
“The most difficult times for many of us are the ones we give ourselves.”
― Pema Chödrön
Posts: 28270 | Registered: Aug 2011 |
TrulyReconciled
♂ 3031
Member # 3031 | | Posted: 10:36 AM, September 10th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
"Oh ... the shrinkage ..." 
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Posts: 21880 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o) |
wannabenormal
♀ 19772
Member # 19772 | | Posted: 12:38 AM, September 13th (Friday), 2013 | |
This is an 'auto speak' correct.
I'm a chick. I was texting my BFF about a Halloween costume. I'm typing, she tells me she's "talk texting" because she is driving.
I have an idea, it's a girl idea. I text it.
Then my beastie's reply comes back - 'you'd be better off as Russell Crowe'.
I have NO idea what her real reply was, but her phone corrected to I should be a dude. We haven't laughed that hard in a while! [This message edited by wannabenormal at 12:38 AM, September 13th (Friday)]
Posts: 14456 | Registered: Jun 2008 |
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