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User Topic: epic auto correct
Amazonia
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Shutup  Posted: 7:13 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

During a conversation about meal planning and cooking in bulk...

SO: Space will be the biggest issue
Ama: full freezer?
SO: Yeah, keep it full of stuff that never gets used, lol
SO: But there is a sexing freezer in the garage I can rearrange
Ama: Uh........
SO: Second...
SO: Auto correct super fail there


"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

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MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 7:15 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage



AKA Moo

Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.


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jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 7:47 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I prefer sexing freezers.


Me: BSO - 47
Him: FWSO - 70
DS - 14
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

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Amazonia
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Default  Posted: 7:49 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Prefer it or them? and to what?


"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

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jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 7:57 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I don't know... I didn't think it thru.


Me: BSO - 47
Him: FWSO - 70
DS - 14
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

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inconnu
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Default  Posted: 8:00 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


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kernel
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Default  Posted: 8:05 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

sexing freezers? Is this some new hipster thing? Any relation to twerking?


"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."

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Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 9:29 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I think is was supposed to be sexting freezer--where you store your...oh, nevermind...


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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 9:34 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


You can call me NIK

This is it. The darkest day. The blackest hour. Chin up, shoulders back. Let's see what we're made of, you and I.
― The Doctor


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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 10:36 AM, September 10th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"Oh ... the shrinkage ..."


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wannabenormal
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Default  Posted: 12:38 AM, September 13th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This is an 'auto speak' correct.

I'm a chick. I was texting my BFF about a Halloween costume. I'm typing, she tells me she's "talk texting" because she is driving.

I have an idea, it's a girl idea. I text it.

Then my beastie's reply comes back - 'you'd be better off as Russell Crowe'.

I have NO idea what her real reply was, but her phone corrected to I should be a dude. We haven't laughed that hard in a while!

[This message edited by wannabenormal at 12:38 AM, September 13th (Friday)]



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