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tesla posted 9/9/2013 19:49 PM

Ex-shat text received today:

As I haven't heard back regarding your lawsuit I'm assuming you've decided to roll the dice. I will have my lawyer draw up and submit my counter suit.

Dear Ex-shat,
Um...I'm not filing a lawsuit. I'm asking the court to hold you in contempt because you are not fulfilling a provision of our divorce settlement. I'm not sure what there is to countersue. You have only to give cause as to why you have not paid me half of the 2012 tax refund that you agreed to pay me in our settlement. I don't know what lawyer you have found that is even letting you think you have a snowball's chance in hell of not paying me that refund...let alone that you would be able to get any money from me in a counter suit. Whoever this lawyer is...he/she is stealing your money.

I am no longer the co-dependent doormat that you left. I don't let you 'win' anymore to prop up your self-esteem and ego. These days, I don't choose a battle unless I know that I'm going to win. I will not be bullied by your bullshit. You do not scare me...for christ's sake, you are banging a barely literate stripper whore that you were stupid enough to get pregnant. You aren't scary, imposing, or are just pathetic. So puhleeeeze, submit your countersuit. I will enjoy giving dramatic interpretive readings of it because it will be ridiculously over the top.

Seriously, though. Please find someone who will be reasonable with you and tell you to go work some OT so you can pay me what you owe me. You are going to look foolish if you show up in court.

So happily not yours,

[This message edited by tesla at 7:50 PM, September 9th (Monday)]

inconnu posted 9/9/2013 19:58 PM

damn, PR's ex and yours - matching stupid bookends...

stronger08 posted 9/9/2013 20:08 PM

Just see his smug ass in court and see who has the last laugh. What a Dick !!!

kernel posted 9/9/2013 20:17 PM

Ah, tesla, I am so in the mood for a tesla's stupid X story - thanks! He's blowing smoke and doesn't even have a lawyer. Just fishing to see if you'll bite because he's worried. Poor thing - maybe you should throw him a brick (up side the head).

welcome14 posted 9/9/2013 20:22 PM

Not to be a downer on your parade, and I'm sure you are very good at interpretive readings, but perhaps this calls for an expert in the sublimely ridiculous; Faith Fool's poet-ho-ess might do a better job....

peridot posted 9/9/2013 20:31 PM

And we have another idiot!

Is there any way you could sneak a camera in court so we can all watch stupid?

PurpleRose posted 9/9/2013 20:33 PM

Go ahead and "roll the dice" tesla. I'll bet you lunch that he gets the CRAPS kicked out of him in court.


(and I don't think he really has a lawyer either - I'm betting dollars to donuts he is trying to bluff you out, make you think twice about this "lawsuit" you are "filing" so he is trying to use big boy words to scare you into dropping it.)

at the risk of sounding repetative.. Moron.

PurpleRose posted 9/9/2013 20:36 PM

and PS.. I know that his word choice is not really impressive, but I think it's hilarious that he's trying to bully you into backing down by saying such dumass things! He is trying to play with the big kids (hence his "big boy words") but unfortunately what few brain cells he had in the past have been sucked out of his brain due to close proximity to the stripper whore, the idiot magnet that she is.

StillLivin posted 9/9/2013 21:10 PM

Ooooh, all I can say is "Wow, seriously?"

Good, the dumber they are the more they have to pay, in $$$ and in life!

Random thoughts posted 9/9/2013 21:16 PM

I bet if you knocked on his head it would have a hollow sound to it.

He would fit right in with the OZ characters, all you need is the flying monkeys.

P.S. What is the going rate for brains?

caregiver9000 posted 9/9/2013 21:29 PM

damn, PR's ex and yours - matching stupid bookends...

an expert in the sublimely ridiculous; Faith Fool's poet-ho-ess might do a better job.

SBB posted 9/9/2013 21:34 PM

Bluff. Dude may be a tad on the illiterate side himself.

I guess he's been too busy getting a PHD in Arse Millinery to bother even reading the decree.

Does your L have any idea as to what he might even try to try on? I can't tell you the number of times my L (who was the associate/right hand to a Family court judge for years so has seen it ALL) has said "I honestly can think of NO angle he might be trying here - he is just blowing hot air".

Still annoying though.

tesla posted 9/9/2013 21:47 PM

I would just love to sell tickets to our court date...he is such a grandiose fool these days.

As to what angle he is trying...he is trying one of two things...
1. sue tesla for the money he deposited in joint account after he left but before the D was final.
2. sue tesla for the money he is ahead on CS (he is ahead 1 month...which could very well be seen by a judge as a gift to Teslet...I just consider it a pre-payment because occassionally in my state that is how it goes down.) But honestly, he doesn't know he is ahead...he keeps no records other than some floating numbers he plucks from the haze of his pot smoking.

Neither of these has any legal traction except in his own entitled, deluded mind.

Catwoman posted 9/9/2013 21:48 PM

I find the right response when crickets won't do is "Well, you need to do what you need to do."

Why bother to try and educate him in the law. I find it much more amusing to imagine him running about and trying to sell this "countersuit" to every ambulance chaser within 30 miles. Or better yet, try do to this pro se (I find that extraordinarily amusing when my ex tries it).


tesla posted 9/9/2013 21:52 PM

Oh don't worry, Catwoman, he gets crickets from me unless he asks a question about Teslet.

I do find myself hoping he will go pro se on this. He's already given his "Why can't we just be adults about this?" speech to anyone that will listen. He has also told people that he has talked to my lawyer and that my lawyer has said that she has no idea why I'm doing this.
It's. Just. Sad.

ruinedandbroken posted 9/9/2013 22:45 PM

Haha! I know you can't really send that response but it would be funny. What a dumbass!

Dreamboat posted 9/9/2013 23:21 PM

Oh scary... You are taking him to court and now he is "threatening" to * gasp* get a L!!! OMG! WHO would get a L for a court appearance except someone who means business??!! Oh, tesla, you should be scared because he is going to *gasp* respond to the court order!!! Oh! Run and hide girl!!

FTI (fuck that idiot...)

Catwoman posted 9/10/2013 04:16 AM

Unless he is pro se, he cannot just call up your attorney and discuss this. And your attorney (provided they are decent) would NOT opine anything to the opposing party.

My ex plays lawyer too. It is most amusing.

tushnurse posted 9/10/2013 14:15 PM

Um the mayor of Dumbville just called and is looking for their village idiot, they wanted to know if you have seen him Tesla....

sparkysable posted 9/10/2013 14:33 PM

He has also told people that he has talked to my lawyer and that my lawyer has said that she has no idea why I'm doing this.
Does anyone in his life actually believe this shit?

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