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nowiknow23 posted 9/16/2013 16:42 PM
DS: MOM!!!!
me: What?
DS: Pick up some air freshener tree thingies on UR way home.
me: ??????????
DS: Not the time for questions. Just trust me.
I'm askeered, people.
Jpapageorge posted 9/16/2013 17:04 PM
Am I the only one flashing on the scene from Se7en?
Jrazz posted 9/16/2013 17:05 PM
Well NOW you're not! 
Did you tell him that Air Fresheners + Teenage Body Funk = Unimaginable Nastiness?
jo2love posted 9/16/2013 17:09 PM
(((Nik)))
inconnu posted 9/16/2013 17:27 PM
ya might want to grab some extra strength febreeze too, just in case...
authenticnow posted 9/16/2013 17:42 PM
5454real posted 9/16/2013 17:45 PM
Breathe
Can't wait for this one!
NIK, not laughing @ you. Two teen boys down, 1 to go(12 years left). BTDT.
I'm right there skeered with ya!
kernel posted 9/16/2013 18:09 PM
Oh my, skunks come to mind.
nowiknow23 posted 9/16/2013 18:20 PM
Lordy - if ONLY it were skunks!!! I've got three words for you all:
hog confinement run-off
Please to note - he doesn't work at a hog confinement facility. He doesn't have any friends who do, either. In fact, he has NO GOOD REASON to be anywhere near a hog confinement. Or even a single hog. Ever. Really.
He needs to majorly de-stankify before I can get close enough to interrogate.
authenticnow posted 9/16/2013 18:21 PM
Wait. What?
Hog confinement runoff???
WTF?
I'm sitting here gagging from dog-farts smell. Yours sounds worse.
Amazonia posted 9/16/2013 19:06 PM
What?
No, what?!
What. the actual. fuck.?!
Lyonesse posted 9/16/2013 19:10 PM
Did you try bathing him in tomato juice yet?
Sad in AZ posted 9/16/2013 19:15 PM
Well, you know, shit does run downhill...maybe he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time... 
persevere posted 9/16/2013 21:40 PM
Hogs??? Really???? Are you sure you're not in Rural South Texas?
5454real posted 9/16/2013 21:44 PM
just tell me he didn't get into the car
nowiknow23 posted 9/16/2013 21:52 PM
just tell me he didn't get into the carHe got into his truck, 5454. That's what the trees were for.
5454real posted 9/16/2013 22:35 PM
I think he will need to borrow your car on date night.
for the foreseeable future.
purplejacket4 posted 9/17/2013 00:04 AM
This makes the doggy exorcist projective vomiting tonight seem not so bad! Thanks NIK!
metamorphisis posted 9/17/2013 07:41 AM
OMG.. I'm dying
I need details
TrulyReconciled posted 9/17/2013 08:38 AM
Did you know it can explode???
http://gizmodo.com/iowa-farms-cant-seem-to-keep-their-pig-shit-from-explo-508288285
[This message edited by TrulyReconciled at 8:42 AM, September 17th (Tuesday)]