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wifehad5 posted 9/20/2013 11:31 AM

I had carry out Chinese food for lunch. When I cracked open the fortune cookie, there was no fortune. What does that mean?

ajsmom posted 9/20/2013 11:32 AM

It's been great knowing you.

AJ's MOM

nowiknow23 posted 9/20/2013 11:33 AM

Ask the almighty Google and you shall learn:

If there is no fortune in a fortune cookie, it is a sign that something good will happen to you soon. (Because fortune-cookie-fairy owes you one fortune.)

Nice!

Jrazz posted 9/20/2013 11:35 AM

Yeah, I vote "Choose your own fortune."

MovingUpward posted 9/20/2013 11:38 AM

Impending doom in 2 weeks

Your lucky Numbers are
Poison control
911
Mental Health hotline

Tred posted 9/20/2013 11:38 AM

Anyone else play the fortune cookie game where you add the words "in bed" to the end of the fortune? Try it. So "Choose your own fortune...in bed".

wifehad5 posted 9/20/2013 11:42 AM

I have to say I like nik's answer over ajsmom's answer

ajsmom posted 9/20/2013 11:47 AM

All's I know is now I want Chinese food!

Rebreather posted 9/20/2013 11:57 AM

It's still breakfast time here!

I think it means the quality control supervisor at the cookie plant was napping.

TRIVIA! Do you know where the fortune cookie was invented. Googling is cheating!

Sad in AZ posted 9/20/2013 12:06 PM

At least you don't get disrespected by fortune cookies. I had one that said, 'You will succeed inspite of yourself'

(and let's not get into how true it is... )

[This message edited by Sad in AZ at 12:07 PM, September 20th (Friday)]

LosferWords posted 9/20/2013 12:10 PM

WH5 - I would seriously take this as a sign of you becoming more Chuck Norris-like. You destroyed that fortune while it was still inside the cookie, inside of the wrapper, and before it even got to your table. That's badass.

Jrazz posted 9/20/2013 12:13 PM

Right, rebreather? I'm like, lunch? I haven't even decided between fruit-loops and captain crunch over here.

lynnm1947 posted 9/20/2013 12:14 PM

It means you got screwed out of a fortune.

[This message edited by lynnm1947 at 12:15 PM, September 20th (Friday)]

Tred posted 9/20/2013 12:17 PM

Do you know where the fortune cookie was invented.

No, just that they don't have them in China. It was somewhere else (in Asia I believe).

MovingUpward posted 9/20/2013 12:21 PM

Right, rebreather? I'm like, lunch? I haven't even decided between fruit-loops and captain crunch over here.

What?!?! You're not coo coo for cocoa puffs?

Rebreather posted 9/20/2013 12:28 PM

Right, rebreather? I'm like, lunch? I haven't even decided between fruit-loops and captain crunch over here.

Still drinking my latte!

Although there is some dispute, we out west know that the fortune cookie was created and made popular by Japanese immigrants in San Francisco.

Kalleigh posted 9/20/2013 13:23 PM

my mom got one once that said your fortune is in another cookie

Lucky2HaveMe posted 9/20/2013 14:13 PM

We have gotten a couple of funny ones!

"You are hungry. Order Chinese now"

"Choose another fortune"

truthsetmefree posted 9/20/2013 14:31 PM

You didn't eat it, did you???

JustDone posted 9/20/2013 16:50 PM

No fortune, is better than this one:

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