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cuppacoffee posted 9/23/2013 11:53 AM

The husband is unemployed and has been for 4 weeks now.

Today he comes up with a brilliant (in his mind!) idea.

he's going to become a male escort.

He said he knows some people he knows would buy his services.

What the hell!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

I am beyond pissed and hurt.

Who says that?

What dumb things have you heard lately?

sad34 posted 9/23/2013 12:04 PM

That's just horrible!! Is he on anti depressants? I have no words:0

HurtsButImOK posted 9/23/2013 12:10 PM

that is all kinds of messed up, sorry you had to hear that cuppacoffee.

Lalagirl posted 9/23/2013 13:16 PM


No words. I, for probably the first time on SI, am rendered speechless.

(((((HUGS))))) to you.

brokendancer7 posted 9/23/2013 13:50 PM

WTF? Just when you think you've heard it all... You are a strong woman to not completely lose it after hearing that.

confused615 posted 9/23/2013 13:50 PM

Well bless his poor stupid heart.

cuppacoffee posted 9/23/2013 13:51 PM

It's like we are doing so good and then he does something stupid or says something stupid.

The worst is that "it was just a joke." and because i'm too sensitive it's my fault.

god i'm a stupid woman for staying with him aren't i?

StillStanding1 posted 9/23/2013 13:56 PM

takes my breath away... wow.

Really? A "joke"?

This is funny?

I had to actually add a bullet point to my list of "needs" for my WH... Only one bullet point of what I DON'T need: Any jokes or references to sex with other women.

Honestly, I really needed to spell that one out for him? Could he honestly be that dense? On a positive note, at least he stopped. Haven't heard one since....

My heart goes out to you.

Dagny07 posted 9/23/2013 14:02 PM

Don't worry about the women. "Male escort" could also mean he plans on an all-male clientele.

You might want to clarify this with him

iwillNOT posted 9/23/2013 14:11 PM

Cuppa - What Dagny said! Book him up with Bubba, after all, it was his idea! He needs to step up and do his part for the household finances lol!

By far the dumbest thing my husband has said was when I was asking him about why, how, could he have done this to us? He said, it was for us, so We could stay married, it was to help our marriage. WTF? Seriously? I asked him, hearing yourself say that out loud, does it make any sense to you at all? He allowed that, well, not really.

Yeah, I guess not, genius.

tushnurse posted 9/23/2013 14:39 PM

I guess he thinks living in a tent down by the river doesn't sound too bad. That's where the guy from the show Hung ended up anyway. LOL

Seriously honey, what a selfish ass. He does not deserve you. Take care of you.

(((and strength))))

StepAside posted 9/23/2013 17:49 PM

The worst is that "it was just a joke." and because i'm too sensitive it's my fault.

passive aggressive much? Poor muffin was maybe looking for an ego stroke with that gem, but didn't get one...and so yeah it is your 'fault' all sensitive and stuff.

I will start the pot to toss some coins in so that Bubba can have a nice evening!!

Ashland13 posted 9/23/2013 18:23 PM

There's a new one from X recently: "these choices chose me. I did not choose them." BA!

And here's some silver dollars for Bubba.

[This message edited by Ashland13 at 6:25 PM, September 23rd (Monday)]

jrc1963 posted 9/23/2013 18:31 PM

First of all... WTF???

Secondly - if that was said to me, and I could gather my wits fast enough, my reply might have been...

"You won't make enough of that pencil dick to pay the rent/mortgage/light bill..."

Seriously... In the dumbass of the year contest he takes Double First Prize.

RippedSoul posted 9/23/2013 18:31 PM

What's with our husbands and these jokes? Awkward ever? Three weeks after telling me about his affair and recommitting to us, we drove to Las Vegas for our son's tournament and drove past 10 signs, each listing one of the commandments. When we got to the end, he said, "9 out of 10 ain't bad!" Hurt (but used to his humor by now), I responded something like, "You'd better re-count; you missed one. (Thou shalt not bear false witness.)" What ARE they thinking?

[This message edited by RippedSoul at 6:31 PM, September 23rd (Monday)]

Gr8Lady posted 9/23/2013 20:37 PM

You should have replied with, 'I start my second job as a stripper tomorrow night"

What an ass.....

Saleschick posted 9/24/2013 00:45 AM

Mine joked about me and the OW and we could all move to "UTAH"...I was like WTF!

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