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So...I am recovering from Laryngitis...and "literally" got it a day before the big pre-planned Annual overnight camping hash running group's Anny Hash! This happens ONLY once a year and I have missed it EVERY year! I had my daughter last year and she was only 5 weeks old so I couldn't go and I was all paid up for this when I got sick! So, I said "screw it" and went! (not contagious anymore just couldn't talk much)

So.....I didn't drink much because I wasn't feeling "up to par" and they were doing all sorts of craziness. From "the wheel of misfortune" where you may do everything from wear some crazy pipe on your arm and try to drink (or basically take a shower) in beer to doing a "body luge" of drinking liquor down some hairy guys chest.....(glad I forgoed on that joyous game! The end of the night ended with a bunch of drunk guys and one crazy adventurous (dear I say easy) girl stripping down to their running shoes and running a naked mile. I also did NOT partake in that action! I was a good girl and sipped a couple of beers and then finally water.

Well....here comes the interesting part. I went with a girlfriend of mine and was "supposed" to bunk with her in her tent. Well, She got pretty drunk and wanted some "privacy" so I ended up homeless. The massage therapy guy I have told you guys about (the one that has been sober almost 2 years) was there and we hung out for the majority of the night just sitting or standing around and talking. He offered me to stay in his tent with him. Okay.... why not. (he knew I still had a cough but didn't care) so I did.

NOTHING happened! I mean nothing! I slept in my shirt, bra, jeans (YES underwear) and socks and him the same and he kept about a 6 inch difference in radius between him and I. I felt bad though cause I coughed half the night and probably kept him up. I apologized the next morning and told him I almost slept in our driver's car because I felt so bad.

The fun part was listening to HER having sex with one of the other guys from the hash for like over an hour! All we heard was her moaning and a lot of ass slapping. The guy made ZERO noise. Massage guy said he must be a secret shopper!!

I think God was looking out for me by making me sick because I would have been HIGHLY tempted to at least have a heavy petting session. I wouldn't have had sex with him because that's just not me. But, I don't want to lead him on either. Sleeping in his tent probably didn't help matters but he was the LESS of the evil options I had. If I had chose another tent, I might have been molested. I'm thankful that massage guy was respectful and a gentleman.

All in all....it was definitely an "interesting" experience. But, I probably should have just stayed home. Camping while sick is not recommended IMO.

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Yes! Thank you so much!!!!

[This message edited by She11ybeanz at 10:23 AM, September 25th (Wednesday)]

If you dont get named "Laryn my gitis" I will be highly disappointed!

ON ON

If you dont get named "Laryn my gitis" I will be highly disappointed!

On a good note for ME, I already have a hash name thank you very much!!!

My hash name is "Hold My Ears, I'm Going In"

And, if you are wondering why, its because I have the same Rabbit vibrator that I broke the ears of 3 times and kept replacing the same vibrator because I loved it so much.....

HAHAHAH...

I am Foaming at the Mouth.....To be completely honest, I was told how I got my name several times, but was way to drunk to remember why

(if anyone i know from my old hash is here, i am outted by that name but oh well)

That's awesome! I think our names are pretty tame compared to most I've heard! The girl that got named at the Anny Hash Saturday will be forever known as "Green Eggs and Clam" and you do NOT want to know why! TRUST ME!

Thank you for the giggle before bed, but answer me this.

How the hell did they know about your "Rabbit Habit"?

The green eggs and clam sounds like an interesting story!

The whole event of a hash naming is basically all of the members of the hash have you sit in front of them and they all get to ask you any and every question that you probably never wanted to answer in public! And, you have to answer truthfully, because if they find out you are lying..... your name will be much MUCH worse!!! I gave them the story to my Rabbit Habit (great name by the way!) because they had nothing good on me! I have never done drugs.... I've never had any really interesting sexual encounters....pretty boring...so I threw them a bone.

The Green Eggs and Clam story was pretty raunchy.... and I don't know if anyone really wants to know about that. Let's just say it involved a threesome and the SAME bodily fluids exchanging a couple of times.... ICK

I definitely don't mind telling the story of HOW my name came to be..... but her name??? No thanks.

How the hell did you break its ears off?

Ouch!

How the hell did you break its ears off?

I didn't "actually" break them OFF per se..... they just stopped working!

Some other names i know...

Extra Duty Booty

I like Facials

Silent B.O.B.

There was even a guy who's name was actually a song - so any time he said his name or his name was said, it had to be sung.

Names from my hash (to name a few!):

Slutton Chops

New Kids On My C*ck

Una Punta

Ass Master

Save A Horse, Ride My Ass

Ye Old Chum Dumpster

Nine Inch Nailer

Whistles While He Jerks

Sloth Loves Chunk

Out Of The Car Seat, On To My Lap

Bambi Bondage

The Girl Who stares At Goats

Sandusky Train Dookie

Going Down On The Titanic

Blow Hole

White Flour

Kinky In The Stinky

Quiver Me Shivers

Sprayer Slayer

Shut Yer Manhole

Into The Unshaven Woods

Baby Beluga

Nail Patrick Harris

Private Party in my @$$, after party in my mouth

31 Flavors of Scrote

Around The World In 30 Seconds

Tip To Taint

Jeff Gordon F*cked My Mom

I Am Sharticus

Pillsbury Butt Boy

Count Nippula

Sweet Ho Alabama

Puts The Tanning Lotion In The Basket

Saudi Arapemia

F*ck It, Give Me The Dark Meat

Far From F*ckin'

Heil Clitler

Been Uh Dicked

Dick Evictor

[This message edited by She11ybeanz at 12:04 PM, September 26th (Thursday)]

Forgive my ignorance. What is an Anny Hash?

I didn't "actually" break them OFF per se..... they just stopped working!

Phew!