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clralb posted 10/2/2013 19:04 PM

I went in for a minor surgery on my foot last week. They wanted a urine sample from me to make sure I wasn't pregnant. For the life of me, I could not squeeze out one drop.

I promised the nurse there is no possible way I was pregnant and I would sign a waiver.

If somehow I was pregnant, I told her be prepared, the second coming of Christ is coming or the spawn of the devil. Immaculate conception kind of thing.

She chuckled.

Well, kind of an advantage (weak smile)

FaithFool posted 10/2/2013 19:10 PM

Take2 posted 10/2/2013 19:37 PM

Can I add to that...

I get up in the middle of the night and no matter how tired I am - I'm safe...the toilet seat is still down.

LineInTheSand posted 10/2/2013 20:26 PM

And no fear of pregnancy or STDs. Booyah!!

Snapdragon posted 10/2/2013 20:29 PM

So true!!

I no longer have to have a pelvic exam every year. No sex partners seems to have bumped me into the every 2-3 years category. Yay me! Uh.... I think

h0peless posted 10/2/2013 20:30 PM

I'm just glad I don't have to wear condoms! (I suppose that would be a pretty silly thing to wear while on the bus, though.)

[This message edited by h0peless at 8:31 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday)]

fraeuken posted 10/2/2013 21:41 PM

Just got on the bus again 2 weeks ago and already enjoying not to have to start another pill package this weekend. And not to mention skipping the grooming and the shaving...liberating...

fraeuken posted 10/2/2013 21:43 PM

And, I am with Take2, toilet seats are DOWN in this house. And I know all pubic hair in the shower is from family...ok, sorry, TMI, but I am ready to play this game!

Bebba1171 posted 10/3/2013 08:46 AM

I was married for 24 years, and never knew a lot of the stuff I have picked up on this site!

lynnm1947 posted 10/3/2013 12:43 PM

A friend who's been on the bus five years had to have an internal (vaginal)ultrasound recently. She told the tech she is a "born-again virgin" and begged her to "be gentle".

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