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Topic: Some advantages of being on the bus
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clralb
♀ 17185
Member # 17185 |  Posted: 7:04 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013 |     |
I went in for a minor surgery on my foot last week. They wanted a urine sample from me to make sure I wasn't pregnant. For the life of me, I could not squeeze out one drop.
I promised the nurse there is no possible way I was pregnant and I would sign a waiver.
If somehow I was pregnant, I told her be prepared, the second coming of Christ is coming or the spawn of the devil. Immaculate conception kind of thing.
She chuckled. 
Well, kind of an advantage (weak smile)
"To keep the body in good health is a duty... otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear."
Buddha
Posts: 682 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: southeast |
FaithFool
♀ 20150
Member # 20150 | | Posted: 7:10 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013 | |
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
Posts: 19847 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada |
Take2
♀ 23890
Member # 23890 | | Posted: 7:37 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013 | |
Can I add to that...
I get up in the middle of the night and no matter how tired I am - I'm safe...the toilet seat is still down.
"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us." Joseph Campbell...So, If fear was not a factor - what would you do?
Posts: 4430 | Registered: May 2009 | From: New England |
LineInTheSand
♀ 20399
Member # 20399 | | Posted: 8:26 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013 | |
Posts: 557 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: West Side |
Snapdragon
♀ 4286
Member # 4286 | | Posted: 8:29 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013 | |
Divorced - recovered and hoping to help.
"We're not broken, just bent, and we can learn to love again" ~Pink
Posts: 3431 | Registered: May 2004 | From: Midwest |
h0peless
♂ 36697
Member # 36697 | | Posted: 8:30 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013 | |
I'm just glad I don't have to wear condoms! (I suppose that would be a pretty silly thing to wear while on the bus, though.) [This message edited by h0peless at 8:31 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday)]
Posts: 2739 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Baja Arizona |
fraeuken
♀ 30742
Member # 30742 | | Posted: 9:41 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013 | |
Just got on the bus again 2 weeks ago and already enjoying not to have to start another pill package this weekend. And not to mention skipping the grooming and the shaving...liberating... 
Temporarily independent with the whole world at my feet.
Posts: 1304 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: California |
fraeuken
♀ 30742
Member # 30742 | | Posted: 9:43 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013 | |
And, I am with Take2, toilet seats are DOWN in this house. And I know all pubic hair in the shower is from family...ok, sorry, TMI, but I am ready to play this game!
Temporarily independent with the whole world at my feet.
Posts: 1304 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: California |
Bebba1171
♂ 33857
Member # 33857 | | Posted: 8:46 AM, October 3rd (Thursday), 2013 | |
Divorced by Interlocutory decree in May 2012. WW had an affair with a 66 yo doctor she worked for.
D-Day Sept 16. 2011.
BH- 54Me) / XWW 52
Two great kids that don't deserve this!
Posts: 734 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: Western Kentucky |
lynnm1947
♀ 15300
Member # 15300 | | Posted: 12:43 PM, October 3rd (Thursday), 2013 | |
Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!
"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks
Posts: 8578 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada |
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