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tesla (original poster member #34697) posted at 8:03 PM on Sunday, October 6th, 2013
It truly baffles me that I was married to such an idiot. 
I can only conclude that perhaps I too used to be a supreme fool but somehow managed to break through to intellectual englightenment.
This idiot texts me today:
When and where is our court date. I can't find the paper...
What? The? Fuck?
Responses I've toyed around with sending:
I would check with the lawyer you were having draw up the countersuit, surely he/she knows.
OR
Actually, I misplaced my paper, too. I also fired my lawyer, so I can't check with her. Gosh, if you find your paper, would you let me know the date and place?
OR
Give me back my dog.
Ok, I'm going crickets here. I can't fathom why he would think the person he threatened to countersue for thousands of dollars would be helpful to him.
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
LovesLaboursLost ( member #37272) posted at 8:06 PM on Sunday, October 6th, 2013
Crickets. He fired you, remember? I'm amazed he can wipe his own ass, this guy.
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 8:13 PM on Sunday, October 6th, 2013
Oh Jeez...
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
travels ( member #20334) posted at 8:21 PM on Sunday, October 6th, 2013
Crickets
Is it on the Google calendar? We all know how much he checks it.
Anyway, it's not your job to keep track of dates and times. He can ask "what's her name." She's in charge of keeping track of things for him now.
If you really feel the need to respond - "I don't know. I can't find my paper, either. Please let me know when you locate yours."
When one door closes, another door opens. It's the journey through the hallway that sucks.
"After a breakup, the loyal one stays single and deals with the damages until healed. The other one is already in another relationship."
anewday78 ( member #39357) posted at 8:41 PM on Sunday, October 6th, 2013
Sheesh! How irresponsible of him. Do you think this could be a veiled attempt to reach out to you and get a conversation started on the topic of the suit? Perhaps to "friend" you into dropping it? I agree with other posters - crickets is most likely your best response. Anything else runs the risk of giving him leverage in one way or another.
Nature_Girl ( member #32554) posted at 8:52 PM on Sunday, October 6th, 2013
I imagine that you, like me, are probably glad that your body cells constantly regenerate. That way every part of our bodies that ever touched our stupid/perverted ex spouse are new again, clean & uncontaminated by their collective lunacy.
Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU
HurtsButImOK ( member #38865) posted at 9:02 PM on Sunday, October 6th, 2013
Wow, WTF! He is all kinds of special
Me: Awesome - 35.... ummm, not anymore
"I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel". –Maya Angelou
gonnabe2016 ( member #34823) posted at 9:06 PM on Sunday, October 6th, 2013
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott
In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.
Pass ( member #38122) posted at 9:52 PM on Sunday, October 6th, 2013
This is your chance to tell him any date you want, tesla. What happens if he doesn't show?
Divorced the cheater and living my best life now.
The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous.
Random thoughts ( member #2959) posted at 9:57 PM on Sunday, October 6th, 2013
April Fools day sounds fitting don't you think.
Those three words are said too much and not enough.Chasing Cars-Snow Patrol.FWW
HurtsButImOK ( member #38865) posted at 9:58 PM on Sunday, October 6th, 2013
What about a response along the lines of
"If you paid what you owed we wouldn't need a court date to enforce you doing the right thing, nor would you have the pesky requirement to remember a date.
Ps- give me the dog back douche"
I don't really advocate a response but he sure makes it easy to want to get a jab in 
Although its not really a sport with him, at least not a fair one 
Me: Awesome - 35.... ummm, not anymore
"I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel". –Maya Angelou
PhoenixRisen ( member #35912) posted at 9:59 PM on Sunday, October 6th, 2013
My Ex does that same thing!!!
I honestly dont get it
was he always that big of an idiot?
probably so... I think both your ex and mine were spared all the organization/paperwork during M because their organized and responsible wives did it.
now they just look like those bumbling idiot villains in an after-school Disney special
wow.
alphakitte ( member #33438) posted at 10:03 PM on Sunday, October 6th, 2013
Laughing my butt off here. I think you should respond, "Return the dog" to everything, and anything he contacts you about!
------ Some people are emotional tadpoles. Even if they mature they are just a warty toad. Catt
devistatedmom ( member #24961) posted at 10:07 PM on Sunday, October 6th, 2013
How about, I'll tell you the date, if you give me my dog back.
What an idiot. He counter sues you, then nicely asks you for the date so he can meet you in court?
Dating stripperwhore is making him dumber by the week!
BS(me) 46, Two wonderful teens.
He is no longer my best friend. Repeat until it sticks.
WH says marriage is over: May 15, 2009.
EA#2 July 20, 2009. Legally sep: Aug 16, 2009. DIVORCED!!!! Signed Nov 23, final Dec 24, 2010, adultery listed.
peridot ( member #18334) posted at 12:06 AM on Monday, October 7th, 2013
You should tell him to give you the dog back, then you will let him know the date. Then you give him the wrong date and time,lmao.
I think...therefore, I'm single.
It is what it is.
SBB ( member #35229) posted at 12:55 AM on Monday, October 7th, 2013
Jay-sus.
What about one of those fake websites that people use to break up with people? Is there one that just flashes:
"U R AN IDIOT"?
Alas, crickets is best.
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
tesla (original poster member #34697) posted at 2:16 AM on Monday, October 7th, 2013
I called up my friend to give him this latest ex-shat gem. We had a good laugh over it and then my friend, funny guy that he is, just texted me this:
I'm gonna take you to the cleaners bitch!! Oh by the way, when is that shit happening anyway? Every time I ask my lawyer, he just looks at me and laughs...asshole.
And that pretty much sums it up, doesn't it?
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
kernel ( member #27035) posted at 2:47 AM on Monday, October 7th, 2013
tesla, I have to admit I get a smile on my face every time I come into D/S and see that you've posted a new quote from the brainless wonder. 
And I vote for #3, in response to every single text he sends, ever. Every.single.time. Eventually you could abbreviate it to GMBMD, just to make it extra easy for yourself. And because I cannot wait for you to tell us he asked what it stood for.
I think during your marriage you were just too close to the stupidity forcefield and it disrupted your brain waves. Or maybe he was more normal because he was so close to your forcefield. After all, look what has happened since he isn't near your forcefield. By George, I think that's it.
[This message edited by kernel at 9:05 PM, October 6th (Sunday)]
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
Bluebird26 ( member #36445) posted at 3:07 AM on Monday, October 7th, 2013
"Can't stripperwhore tell you? Oh right I forgot she has pink eye and can't see the calendar"
Me: BW
Best thing I gained in my divorce - my freedom.
Life's good.
SBB ( member #35229) posted at 4:33 AM on Monday, October 7th, 2013
I'm gonna take you to the cleaners bitch!! Oh by the way, when is that shit happening anyway? Every time I ask my lawyer, he just looks at me and laughs...asshole.
Stop! I have tears running down my legs!!
That is EXACTLY it.
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
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