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Topic: Barb Du Jour
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erzulie
♀ 3293
Member # 3293 |  Posted: 8:48 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013 |     |
So, I am taking the advice of this panel of wise, smart, experienced and generous folk, and will lob my barbs here versus at WH via email. Hopefully at the very least, you all can find some entertainment value in them.
Here goes the first one:
WH: "I was going to ask you if we could have an open marriage."
ME: "Sure, we can have an open marriage! You have my full permission to go fuck yourself."
A saying for my SI Family: "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all".
Fooled twice - almost exactly 10 years apart.
Posts: 3377 | Registered: Jan 2004 | From: California |
Take2
♀ 23890
Member # 23890 |  Posted: 8:50 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013 | |
Awesome. Yes definitely post them here! And don't waste that gem on the jerk!
"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us." Joseph Campbell...So, If fear was not a factor - what would you do?
Posts: 4193 | Registered: May 2009 | From: New England |
Dreamboat
♀ 10506
Member # 10506 | | Posted: 9:11 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013 | |
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine
Posts: 17695 | Registered: Apr 2006 | From: A better place :) |
nowiknow23
♀ 33226
Member # 33226 | | Posted: 9:17 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013 | |
erzulie - the best part of posting them here instead of with him? Is that we are a receptive and admiring crowd. 
You can call me NIK
"Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you."
-Walt Whitman
Posts: 27250 | Registered: Aug 2011 |
sleepless34
♀ 40274
Member # 40274 | | Posted: 10:04 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013 | |
BTW, I got this question too...
WH: "I was going to ask you if we could have an open marriage"
YOU: "Yah, I will open the door and throw your ass out"
Me BW- 40ish, awesome
Cheating scusband 40ish
2 kids, elementary school age
Bomb dropped Aug 4 out of nowhere...
Posts: 446 | Registered: Aug 2013 | From: Hell |
SBB
♀ 35229
Member # 35229 | | Posted: 2:31 AM, October 8th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
Posts: 5785 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia |
Bravenewgirl
♀ 36267
Member # 36267 | | Posted: 3:54 AM, October 8th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
WH once proposed this to me too, but told me he was uncomfortable with me doing it, and would I consider having a one way open marriage?
AS. IF. Sheesh.
Don't come around here no more
-Tom Petty
Posts: 661 | Registered: Jul 2012 | From: Canada |
erzulie
♀ 3293
Member # 3293 | | Posted: 9:30 AM, October 8th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
Barb Du Jour Day 2:
WH: "I was going to ask you if we could have an open marriage."
ME: "Really? Awesome! I have a list of guys I've been wanting to screw for a long time. Let me get it out ... will you take care of the dogs Friday night? I want to get started."
A saying for my SI Family: "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all".
Fooled twice - almost exactly 10 years apart.
Posts: 3377 | Registered: Jan 2004 | From: California |
k94ever
♀ 11176
Member # 11176 | | Posted: 9:33 AM, October 8th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
^^^^^^ snork ^^^^^^
k9
BS: 57
WS: 53
Betrayed: 23 years
Affairs: 14 (2 lasted 3 months. Rest were ONS)
WS died: 16 May 2011
Do not stay in your hurt forever. Choose to move out of it.
Posts: 6669 | Registered: Jul 2006 | From: Wisconsin |
SBB
♀ 35229
Member # 35229 | | Posted: 9:46 AM, October 8th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
Posts: 5785 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia |
Nature_Girl
♀ 32554
Member # 32554 | | Posted: 9:58 AM, October 8th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
Hey, you're good at this!
Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU
Posts: 10310 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA |
woundedby2
♀ 18522
Member # 18522 | | Posted: 4:34 PM, October 8th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
Me: BS
2 kids: DD16 and DS19
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010
Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson
Posts: 7894 | Registered: Mar 2008 | From: SoCal |
caregiver9000
♀ 28622
Member # 28622 | | Posted: 4:57 PM, October 8th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
I agree, you are good at this!!
btw, I got the open marriage question too.
Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012
Posts: 6024 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place |
ajsmom
♀ 17460
Member # 17460 | | Posted: 5:16 PM, October 8th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
That's our erzulie!
I knew you'd be back!
AJ's MOM
Fidelity isn't a feeling...it's a choice.
"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
____________________________________________
Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed 7/09
DS - 31 - Yikes!
Posts: 21160 | Registered: Dec 2007 | From: Been Through Hell...On My Way Back |
erzulie
♀ 3293
Member # 3293 | | Posted: 8:47 PM, October 9th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
Barb Du Jour, Day 3:
WH: "I could not talk to you about my faith"
ME: "Why?"
WH: "Because you used 'Jesus Christ!' as an expletive!"
ME: "Oh, for Christ's sake, jumpin' Judas Jehovah. God DAMN that is the most inane thing I've ever heard. Jesus H. Christ."
A saying for my SI Family: "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all".
Fooled twice - almost exactly 10 years apart.
Posts: 3377 | Registered: Jan 2004 | From: California |
erzulie
♀ 3293
Member # 3293 | | Posted: 2:09 PM, October 10th (Thursday), 2013 | |
Barb Du Jour Day Four:
WH: "I want to renew my relationship with Jesus"
ME: "Oh, yeah? Well, good. Let's start with a "come to Jesus", then, about your behavior."
A saying for my SI Family: "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all".
Fooled twice - almost exactly 10 years apart.
Posts: 3377 | Registered: Jan 2004 | From: California |
Skan
♀ 35812
Member # 35812 | | Posted: 8:47 PM, October 12th (Saturday), 2013 | |
And just remember, asswipe, that it's come TO Jesus and not come WITH Jesus. 
Imagine a ship trying to set sail while towing an anchor. Cutting free is not a gift to the anchor. You must release that burden, not because the anchor is worthy, but because the ship is.
D-Day, June 10, 2012
Posts: 5469 | Registered: Jun 2012 | From: So California |
LeopoldB
♂ 40606
Member # 40606 | | Posted: 9:23 PM, October 12th (Saturday), 2013 | |
me: When I said that we are all in the same boat,
I didn't think you were going to do the entire crew.
Posts: 212 | Registered: Sep 2013 |
SerJR
♂ 14993
Member # 14993 | | Posted: 8:10 AM, October 13th (Sunday), 2013 | |
((((erzulie))))
As long as you engage, you are letting him pull your strings and allowing him to live rent free in your head.
Yes, sometimes things need to be said for that emotional release... but please don't let him drag you down into his little hell. You are so much better than that. Your anger is good... it is just... but focus it towards moving forward with your life. Let go of this insanity. You are capable of so much more...
Me: BH - Happily remarried.
Hope is never lost. It exists within you - it is real. It is not a force in and of itself - it is something that you create with every thought, action, and choice you make. It is a gift that you create for yourself.
Posts: 17109 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Further North than South |
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