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User Topic: Time for another episode of...Cake Wrecks!
BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 9:05 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Beware all ye who enter here!
RULES:
1) before reading, use the restroom. dont say I didnt warn you!

2) do not read these at work, mostly because coworkers/bosses tend to look at you funny when you're laughing hysterically.

3) Make sure you're not trying to drink coffee or get a splatter proof laptop.

Okay...commence reading...


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10771 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 9:06 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

What halloween would be complete without a placenta cake?


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10771 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 9:09 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Things that are not cake.

Cars...

Beers...

Brownies...glued together with icing?

Or cupcakes floating in Jello. Poor cupcakes.


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10771 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 9:12 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Let's play a game of "what is it"?

1)

2)

3)


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10771 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 9:13 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

4)

Harry Thing.


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10771 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 9:17 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Peace Symbol:

Cakes with Ys:


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10771 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
Waiting4Daylite
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Default  Posted: 9:17 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh I love these!!! This thread is my favorite next to Stupid Picture Fridays.

Okay, now to go back and closely look and guess. Be back in a bit.


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BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 9:20 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Things better left unsaid...



{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10771 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 9:23 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Bad monograms....


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10771 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 9:26 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Lost in translation:

"Hi, I'd like a cake, please, and could you put a 'happy birthday' plaque on it?"

"No, no, I mean one of those plastic things on a spike - you know, a 'happy birthday' pick?"

"Maybe we should start over."

"Could you write, 'Over the Hill' or 'Officially OLD' or something like that? This is for my husband, so it's ok if it's borderline rude."

"What the...? What is WRONG with you people? Look, my husband usually gets pie for his birthday, so I promised him that THIS year he'd get a REAL birthday cake..."

"I WASN'T FINISHED."

"But wow, you guys are fast."

[rubbing temples] "Look, I give up. Could you just give me a cake - any cake? No writing. Just grab one out of the case and hand it to me. Please."

"Which one? Oh, I don't care...how about the one with the chocolate flakes on it? Yes, that one. Yes, the flake. Thank you."


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10771 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 9:30 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This category speaks for itself.

Really, Barbie?!


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10771 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 9:34 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Baby cakes;


Dear God


Why is it a monkey?


Go ahead, have the first slice...


FTW!


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10771 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 9:38 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

cakes to bring to your family reunion...


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10771 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 9:39 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I don't want to eat them; I just want to order a couple. Loudly.


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10771 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 9:41 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Holy Sh*t... some of these are seriously scary!


Me: BSO - 46
Him: FWSO - 69
DS - 13
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

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BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 9:42 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Goal:

Reality:


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10771 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 9:43 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Goal:

Reality:

Goal:

Reality:


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10771 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 9:49 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"Pumpkin inspired" cakes


Pumpkin Poo


aagh!


"It's Not Magma" Volcanoes of the Tomato Eggplant Isles!


melted face of the Kool-Aid guy


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10771 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 9:50 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Unfortunately, Homer's dream of being surrounded by beer and boobs was taking a decidedly sinister turn.


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10771 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 9:51 PM, October 7th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Later, under the cover of darkness, the Pipe Slugs made a break for it


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
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Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10771 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
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