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ajsmom posted 10/8/2013 16:57 PM

Say, what?

This would be the waitress-from-our-favorite-place I affectionately call "Horn Dog" due to her penchant for chasing married men of all ages. Like a dog in heat, this one. The one he denied until I found her long blond curly hair in the Jacuzzi in our Master Suite.

Chicken shit rang me up and hung up before I could answer it. A number displayed I didn't know but had the same prefix as Rico's (he's long been blocked). Cuz you know she put him on her cell plan being his bestest friend and all.

So, as a graduate of the S.I. School of Investigation, I jumped into stealth mode - by calling her back.

Of course she didn't answer. Yep, a REAL chicken shit.

So I sent her a text: Kris - this is AJ's MOM. Why in the hell are you calling me and how in the hell did you get my number?"

Crickets so far.

My guess? They're out drinking (it's noon somewhere) and he triple dog dared her to call me.

Dumb asses, aren't they?

AJ's MOM

GabyBaby posted 10/8/2013 17:06 PM

What idiots!

ajsmom posted 10/8/2013 17:42 PM

Stoopid and ballsy.

Her response: "I am so very sorry. My phone contacts were all lost and I took a SIM card out of an old phone. I didn't even know you were in there. I will delete you asap. Again so sorry."

Well, dear - if you didn't even know I was in there, why the hell did you call me?

My response: "Bullshit. Like I believe a lying bitch like you. Don't worry - you'll be blocked."

OMG, the size of those cojones she's hauling around...

gonnabe2016 posted 10/8/2013 18:28 PM

I jumped into stealth mode - by calling her back

Williesmom posted 10/8/2013 18:42 PM

What a jagoff.

Williesmom posted 10/8/2013 18:42 PM

What a jagoff.

persevere posted 10/8/2013 20:23 PM

Sounds like you scared the crap out of her.

She11ybeanz posted 10/8/2013 21:34 PM

DUPLICATE POST

[This message edited by She11ybeanz at 9:35 PM, October 8th (Tuesday)]

She11ybeanz posted 10/8/2013 21:34 PM

STEALTH MODE

Its noon somewhere and she's changing her adult diaper as we speak!

[This message edited by She11ybeanz at 9:34 PM, October 8th (Tuesday)]

SBB posted 10/9/2013 03:05 AM

Three dimensional Loser
A loser. No matter which way you look at him/her they are a loser in all three dimensions. Typically take your hand and with your thumb and index finger and press to your forehead to demonstrate the letter L indicating that person is a loser. That is in two dimensions. If you extend your middle finger to show the orthogonal "xyz" axis of the L. You have now demonstrated the 3-D Loser.

ajsmom posted 10/9/2013 08:21 AM

I know from Rico's cousin that these two afternoon cocktail quite a bit, what with being besties and all. It was about that time when she called.

Hmmm...wonder if Sparkle Panties knows about that?

Meh...who cares!

7yrsflushed posted 10/9/2013 13:59 PM

lol at strongbutbroken!