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 ajsmom (original poster member #17460) posted at 10:57 PM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013

Say, what?

This would be the waitress-from-our-favorite-place I affectionately call "Horn Dog" due to her penchant for chasing married men of all ages. Like a dog in heat, this one. The one he denied until I found her long blond curly hair in the Jacuzzi in our Master Suite.

Chicken shit rang me up and hung up before I could answer it. A number displayed I didn't know but had the same prefix as Rico's (he's long been blocked). Cuz you know she put him on her cell plan being his bestest friend and all.

So, as a graduate of the S.I. School of Investigation, I jumped into stealth mode - by calling her back.

Of course she didn't answer. Yep, a REAL chicken shit.

So I sent her a text: Kris - this is AJ's MOM. Why in the hell are you calling me and how in the hell did you get my number?"

Crickets so far.

My guess? They're out drinking (it's noon somewhere) and he triple dog dared her to call me.

Dumb asses, aren't they?

AJ's MOM

Fidelity isn't a feeling...it's a choice.

"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
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GabyBaby ( member #26928) posted at 11:06 PM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013

What idiots!

Me - late 40s
DD(27), DS(24, PDD-NOS)

WH#2 (SorryinSac)- Killed himself (May 2015) in our home 6 days after being served divorce docs.
XWH #1 - legally married 18yrs. 12+ OW (that I know of).

I edit often for clarity/typos.

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 ajsmom (original poster member #17460) posted at 11:42 PM on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013

Stoopid and ballsy.

Her response: "I am so very sorry. My phone contacts were all lost and I took a SIM card out of an old phone. I didn't even know you were in there. I will delete you asap. Again so sorry."

Well, dear - if you didn't even know I was in there, why the hell did you call me?

My response: "Bullshit. Like I believe a lying bitch like you. Don't worry - you'll be blocked."

OMG, the size of those cojones she's hauling around...

Fidelity isn't a feeling...it's a choice.

"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
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One AMAZING DS - 34

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gonnabe2016 ( member #34823) posted at 12:28 AM on Wednesday, October 9th, 2013

I jumped into stealth mode - by calling her back

"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.

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Williesmom ( member #22870) posted at 12:42 AM on Wednesday, October 9th, 2013

What a jagoff.

You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright

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Williesmom ( member #22870) posted at 12:42 AM on Wednesday, October 9th, 2013

What a jagoff.

You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright

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persevere ( member #31468) posted at 2:23 AM on Wednesday, October 9th, 2013

Sounds like you scared the crap out of her.

DDay:2011
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She11ybeanz ( member #27457) posted at 3:34 AM on Wednesday, October 9th, 2013

DUPLICATE POST

[This message edited by She11ybeanz at 9:35 PM, October 8th (Tuesday)]

"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"

ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12

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She11ybeanz ( member #27457) posted at 3:34 AM on Wednesday, October 9th, 2013

STEALTH MODE

Its noon somewhere and she's changing her adult diaper as we speak!

[This message edited by She11ybeanz at 9:34 PM, October 8th (Tuesday)]

"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"

ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12

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SBB ( member #35229) posted at 9:05 AM on Wednesday, October 9th, 2013

Three dimensional Loser

A loser. No matter which way you look at him/her they are a loser in all three dimensions. Typically take your hand and with your thumb and index finger and press to your forehead to demonstrate the letter L indicating that person is a loser. That is in two dimensions. If you extend your middle finger to show the orthogonal "xyz" axis of the L. You have now demonstrated the 3-D Loser.

I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

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 ajsmom (original poster member #17460) posted at 2:21 PM on Wednesday, October 9th, 2013

I know from Rico's cousin that these two afternoon cocktail quite a bit, what with being besties and all. It was about that time when she called.

Hmmm...wonder if Sparkle Panties knows about that?

Meh...who cares!

Fidelity isn't a feeling...it's a choice.

"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
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One AMAZING DS - 34

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7yrsflushed ( member #32258) posted at 7:59 PM on Wednesday, October 9th, 2013

lol at strongbutbroken!

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