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I'm having an upbeat moment...probably due to the upcoming G2G. Soooo, I thought I would share a funny I got from STBXH douchebag yesterday.
Sooo, after all the drama of not wanting to pay certain bills of his even though he had close to 6Gs in his accounts that I still have access too, he puts in 10X the amount to cover future bills. You may ask, so why did he give you so much shit StillLivin? Hmmmm, who knows, who cares.
Anyway, he emails...but I'm not on my computer. When he doesn't get a response, he texts, but oh my, I didn't bother to read it. Soooo being desperate for MY ego kibbles now, he calls.
Oh wait a minute, I've changed his profile in my phone from Mr. StillLivin to Shreckf..er McOgreLover.
So, when he called, my phone loudly announced that I had a call from Shrekf..ker McOgreLover.
The whole office was peeing their pants.
I did answer the phone, a first in a long time. And, of course, he wants to know if I received the email, or text, and to "let me know" that he put money in the account. He sounded so darned sweet too on the phone. I didn't fall for it.
Two words to the waste of oxygen. "Thank You."
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I'm having an upbeat moment...probably due to the upcoming G2G.  Soooo, I thought I would share a funny I got from STBXH douchebag yesterday.
Sooo, after all the drama of not wanting to pay certain bills of his even though he had close to 6Gs in his accounts that I still have access too, he puts in 10X the amount to cover future bills.  You may ask, so why did he give you so much shit StillLivin?  Hmmmm, who knows, who cares.
Anyway, he emails...but I'm not on my computer.  When he doesn't get a response, he texts, but oh my, I didn't bother to read it.  Soooo being desperate for MY ego kibbles now, he calls. 
Oh wait a minute, I've changed his profile in my phone from Mr. StillLivin to Shreckf..er McOgreLover.
So, when he called, my phone loudly announced that I had a call from Shrekf..ker McOgreLover.
The whole office was peeing their pants.  
I did answer the phone, a first in a long time.  And, of course, he wants to know if I received the email, or text, and to "let me know" that he put money in the account.  He sounded so darned sweet too on the phone.  I didn't fall for it.
Two words to the waste of oxygen.  "Thank You."
Click

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