Topic: Made Us All Laugh Hysterically
Member # 40229
| Posted: 5:57 PM, October 9th (Wednesday), 2013|
I'm having an upbeat moment...probably due to the upcoming G2G. Soooo, I thought I would share a funny I got from STBXH douchebag yesterday.
Sooo, after all the drama of not wanting to pay certain bills of his even though he had close to 6Gs in his accounts that I still have access too, he puts in 10X the amount to cover future bills. You may ask, so why did he give you so much shit StillLivin? Hmmmm, who knows, who cares.
Anyway, he emails...but I'm not on my computer. When he doesn't get a response, he texts, but oh my, I didn't bother to read it. Soooo being desperate for MY ego kibbles now, he calls.
Oh wait a minute, I've changed his profile in my phone from Mr. StillLivin to Shreckf..er McOgreLover.
So, when he called, my phone loudly announced that I had a call from Shrekf..ker McOgreLover.
The whole office was peeing their pants.
I did answer the phone, a first in a long time. And, of course, he wants to know if I received the email, or text, and to "let me know" that he put money in the account. He sounded so darned sweet too on the phone. I didn't fall for it.
Two words to the waste of oxygen. "Thank You."
I don't need further confirmation of what a fuckwit he is. I already have plenty, thanks very much. -SBB
Posts: 2556 | Registered: Aug 2013 | From: AZ
Member # 38865
| Posted: 6:02 PM, October 9th (Wednesday), 2013|
Me: Awesome - 35.... ummm, not anymore
"I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel". –Maya Angelou
Posts: 756 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Australia
Member # 40605
| Posted: 6:16 PM, October 9th (Wednesday), 2013|
Bwahaha! Thanks for spreading the laughs around, I soooooooo needed that today
Me: BS, 43
Him: WH, 44
Together 21 years
Married 14 years
Dday#1 2004, 3 years after EA/PA co-worker MOW
Dday#2 8-6-13, 13 months EA/9months PA with co-worker MOW - caught not confessed
Rugsweep now, pay later. Ask me how I know.
Posts: 519 | Registered: Sep 2013 | From: Midwest
Member # 30631
| Posted: 8:12 PM, October 9th (Wednesday), 2013|
AWESOME! My fwh did not get why I was laughing out loud! Even more funny!!! XOXO
In R since shortly after DD.
Discovered what was right in front of him and nearly lost.
Always, tell the other BS! Always!
"It's hard to be in love when you can't tell lies"!
Posts: 907 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: Northeast
Member # 36697
| Posted: 8:15 PM, October 9th (Wednesday), 2013|
Made me laugh. I needed that. Thanks!
Posts: 1853 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Baja Arizona
Member # 40787
| Posted: 12:57 AM, October 10th (Thursday), 2013|
That's just precious. Tempting too!!
DDay:Sep 19 2013 (only TT of EA)
Oct 4th 2013 revealed PA through snooping.
Marred 16 years, together for 20. Looking to R at this time. We have awesome kids (12/14).
Posts: 273 | Registered: Sep 2013
Member # 30024
| Posted: 6:09 AM, October 10th (Thursday), 2013|
BW (me) 50ish FWH 50ish
Married 34 years, 3 children
d-day 3/10 LTA (4 yrs./fucking & flirting)
"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak!" ~ Homer Simpson
Posts: 10101 | Registered: Nov 2010 | From: The Great White North USA
Member # 30989
| Posted: 7:33 AM, October 10th (Thursday), 2013|
WH (Trac-fone), 53, PD
2 kids-DD25, DS18
Alone, most strangely, I live on~Rupert Brooke
Posts: 9161 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: midwest
Member # 28362
| Posted: 7:40 AM, October 10th (Thursday), 2013|
Posts: 828 | Registered: Apr 2010
Member # 24786
| Posted: 7:43 AM, October 10th (Thursday), 2013|
As a DreamWorks fan I think your name for your STBXH is outrageously offensive to our best troll mcogrelover Princess Fiona so shame on you for insulting her and Shrek
BS(Me) FWH(Him) DDay 05.09
A went underground. True R 02.10
I won't let another woman reap the benefit of enjoying the man my H has now become†
Posts: 1593 | Registered: Jul 2009
Member # 40932
| Posted: 11:31 AM, October 10th (Thursday), 2013|
I sooooo needed this today!
Posts: 5 | Registered: Oct 2013 | From: Texas
Member # 6449
| Posted: 1:04 PM, October 10th (Thursday), 2013|
I wish he could have heard his 'name' when the phone announced his call!
~~"You can't run away from yourself"!!! Me to my H when he descended into adultery insanity.
~~Prov.15:13 "By sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken"
~~"The day breaks-your mind aches"
Posts: 9906 | Registered: Feb 2005 | From: Texas
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