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StillLivin posted 10/9/2013 17:57 PM

I'm having an upbeat moment...probably due to the upcoming G2G. Soooo, I thought I would share a funny I got from STBXH douchebag yesterday.
Sooo, after all the drama of not wanting to pay certain bills of his even though he had close to 6Gs in his accounts that I still have access too, he puts in 10X the amount to cover future bills. You may ask, so why did he give you so much shit StillLivin? Hmmmm, who knows, who cares.
Anyway, he emails...but I'm not on my computer. When he doesn't get a response, he texts, but oh my, I didn't bother to read it. Soooo being desperate for MY ego kibbles now, he calls.
Oh wait a minute, I've changed his profile in my phone from Mr. StillLivin to McOgreLover.
So, when he called, my phone loudly announced that I had a call from Shrekf..ker McOgreLover.
The whole office was peeing their pants.
I did answer the phone, a first in a long time. And, of course, he wants to know if I received the email, or text, and to "let me know" that he put money in the account. He sounded so darned sweet too on the phone. I didn't fall for it.
Two words to the waste of oxygen. "Thank You."

HurtsButImOK posted 10/9/2013 18:02 PM

iwillNOT posted 10/9/2013 18:16 PM

Bwahaha! Thanks for spreading the laughs around, I soooooooo needed that today

fourever posted 10/9/2013 20:12 PM

AWESOME! My fwh did not get why I was laughing out loud! Even more funny!!! XOXO

h0peless posted 10/9/2013 20:15 PM

Made me laugh. I needed that. Thanks!

headdesk posted 10/10/2013 00:57 AM

That's just precious. Tempting too!!

SisterMilkshake posted 10/10/2013 06:09 AM

solus sto posted 10/10/2013 07:33 AM

Dallas2 posted 10/10/2013 07:40 AM

MrsDoubtfire posted 10/10/2013 07:43 AM McOgreLover.

As a DreamWorks fan I think your name for your STBXH is outrageously offensive to our best troll mcogrelover Princess Fiona so shame on you for insulting her and Shrek

3yearlie posted 10/10/2013 11:31 AM

I sooooo needed this today!

Crushed1 posted 10/10/2013 13:04 PM

I wish he could have heard his 'name' when the phone announced his call!

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