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 StillLivin (original poster member #40229) posted at 11:57 PM on Wednesday, October 9th, 2013

I'm having an upbeat moment...probably due to the upcoming G2G. Soooo, I thought I would share a funny I got from STBXH douchebag yesterday.

Sooo, after all the drama of not wanting to pay certain bills of his even though he had close to 6Gs in his accounts that I still have access too, he puts in 10X the amount to cover future bills. You may ask, so why did he give you so much shit StillLivin? Hmmmm, who knows, who cares.

Anyway, he emails...but I'm not on my computer. When he doesn't get a response, he texts, but oh my, I didn't bother to read it. Soooo being desperate for MY ego kibbles now, he calls.

Oh wait a minute, I've changed his profile in my phone from Mr. StillLivin to Shreckf..er McOgreLover.

So, when he called, my phone loudly announced that I had a call from Shrekf..ker McOgreLover.

The whole office was peeing their pants.

I did answer the phone, a first in a long time. And, of course, he wants to know if I received the email, or text, and to "let me know" that he put money in the account. He sounded so darned sweet too on the phone. I didn't fall for it.

Two words to the waste of oxygen. "Thank You."

Click

"Bitch please a good man can't be stolen." ROFLMAO - SBB: 7/2/2014

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HurtsButImOK ( member #38865) posted at 12:02 AM on Thursday, October 10th, 2013

Me: Awesome - 35.... ummm, not anymore

"I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel". –Maya Angelou

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iwillNOT ( member #40605) posted at 12:16 AM on Thursday, October 10th, 2013

Bwahaha! Thanks for spreading the laughs around, I soooooooo needed that today

Me: BS, 46
Him: WH, 47
Together 24 years
4 amazing kids
Dday#1 2004, 3 years after EA/PA co-worker MOW
Dday#2 8-6-13, 13 months EA/9months PA with co-worker MOW - caught not confessed
Choosing myself daily and R almost every

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fourever ( member #30631) posted at 2:12 AM on Thursday, October 10th, 2013

AWESOME! My fwh did not get why I was laughing out loud! Even more funny!!! XOXO

In R since shortly after DD.
Discovered what was right in front of him and nearly lost.

Always, tell the other BS! Always!

"It's hard to be in love when you can't tell lies"!

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h0peless ( member #36697) posted at 2:15 AM on Thursday, October 10th, 2013

Made me laugh. I needed that. Thanks!

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headdesk ( member #40787) posted at 6:57 AM on Thursday, October 10th, 2013

That's just precious. Tempting too!!

Me: 39
WH: 42
DDay:Sep 19 2013 (only TT of EA)
Oct 4th 2013 revealed PA through snooping.
Marred 16 years, together for 20. Looking to R at this time. We have awesome kids (12/14).

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SisterMilkshake ( member #30024) posted at 12:09 PM on Thursday, October 10th, 2013

BW (me) & FWH both over half a century; married several decades; children
d-day 3/10; LTA (7 years?)

"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak." ~ Homer Simpson

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solus sto ( member #30989) posted at 1:33 PM on Thursday, October 10th, 2013

BS-me, 62; X-irrelevant; we’re D & NC. "So much for the past and present. The future is called 'perhaps,' which is the only possible thing to call the future. And the important thing is not to let that scare you." Tennessee Williams

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Dallas2 ( member #28362) posted at 1:40 PM on Thursday, October 10th, 2013

Me

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MrsDoubtfire ( member #24786) posted at 1:43 PM on Thursday, October 10th, 2013

Shreckf..er McOgreLover.

As a DreamWorks fan I think your name for your STBXH is outrageously offensive to our best troll mcogrelover Princess Fiona so shame on you for insulting her and Shrek

BS(Me) FWH(Him) DDay 05.09
A went underground. True R 02.10
I won't let another woman reap the benefit of enjoying the man my H has now become†

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3yearlie ( new member #40932) posted at 5:31 PM on Thursday, October 10th, 2013

I sooooo needed this today!

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Crushed1 ( member #6449) posted at 7:04 PM on Thursday, October 10th, 2013

I wish he could have heard his 'name' when the phone announced his call!

~~"You can't run away from yourself"!!! Me to my H when he descended into adultery insanity.
~~Prov.15:13 "By sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken"
~~"The day breaks-your mind aches"
~STRENGTH~PEACE~HOPE~FAITH

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