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jrc1963 posted 10/9/2013 21:02 PM
On your sandwiches do you use:
1) Mayonaise
2) Miracle Whip
3) Mustard
4) something else
h0peless posted 10/9/2013 21:04 PM
Mustard.
HFSSC posted 10/9/2013 21:05 PM
Usually mayo and mustard.
Miracle whip is an abomination. 
BrokenRoad posted 10/9/2013 21:06 PM
4) for hamburgs: ketchup plus mayo
for chicken: pesto
LosferWords posted 10/9/2013 21:12 PM
For most sandwiches: mayo and mustard.
For leftover turkey sandwiches after Thanksgiving: butter.
Deeply Scared posted 10/9/2013 21:14 PM
I make the best sandwiches ever known to mankind 
And I cannot disclose my secrets because when I get my food truck I'll be the hit of the town! 
ThoughtIKnewYa posted 10/9/2013 21:20 PM
Wow. I have a feeling you're going to be sorry you asked!
I have a lot of "rules" for sandwiches:
1) Mayo on the side with tomatoes or bacon (sometimes chicken or turkey, if there's no bacon or tomatoes.)
2) Mustard with ham, unless there is a need to apply rule #1.
3) Never, EVER mayo touching ketchup. (<<<pet peeve)
4) Mustard, ketchup, and pickle on the bottom bun of a burger.
5) Never Miracle Whip.
So, if I'm having an old fashioned burger with lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles, mustard, ketchup, and mayo, from the top down, it looks like this:
Bun
Mayo
Salt & Pepper
Tomato
Lettuce
Onions
Burger
Pickle
Mustard
Ketchup
Bun
So, the order of ingredients in a sandwich is something that I'm OCD about and something that I take a lot of crap about, but I think it has a tremendous impact on the overall flavor. 
ETA: Never mayo touching cheese, unless it's Swiss or provolone.
I'm sure I have a thousand rules, but I can't think of them all right now.
[This message edited by ThoughtIKnewYa at 9:26 PM, October 9th (Wednesday)]
SerJR posted 10/9/2013 21:20 PM
when I get my food truck I'll be the hit of the town!
I kinda figured your truck would scare the shit out of the town...
ThoughtIKnewYa posted 10/9/2013 21:27 PM
And I cannot disclose my secrets because when I get my food truck I'll be the hit of the town!We share the same dream.
Amazonia posted 10/9/2013 21:33 PM
Honey mustard (I make my own using whole grain mustard and local honey) if I'm watching my weight; jack daniels' bbq if I'm feeling naughty.
inconnu posted 10/9/2013 21:35 PM
It all depends on the sandwich, and the sandwich maker, but I don't even have miracle whip in the house.
When DS21 makes sandwiches, he tends to make some sort of mayo-based, seasoned spread. It's usually very tasty, so I try to get him to make the sandwiches. 
If it's me making my own sandwich, usually I'll use mustard, but sometimes add mayo. When I make an Italian sub kind of sandwich, I'll use Italian dressing or oil and vinegar, too.
For my Thanksgiving leftover turkey sandwiches, I toast the bread so it gets some butter. Then I also spread cranberry sauce on the bread.
cluless posted 10/9/2013 21:37 PM
Mayo for most;
occasionally mustard
NEVER miracle whip
I think my favorite is Italian dressing drizzled over the whole thing... yum!
Deeply Scared posted 10/9/2013 21:39 PM
SerJr....that made me laugh out loud!!!!!!
TIKY...we'll park across the street from eachother and have contests
LosferWords posted 10/9/2013 21:42 PM
This thread is making me HUNGRY!!!!
nowiknow23 posted 10/9/2013 21:43 PM
Depends on the sandwich and that day's mood, but never EVER Miracle Whip.
For post-Thanksgiving turkey sandwiches? Cranberry horseradish. Nummers.
ThoughtIKnewYa posted 10/9/2013 21:47 PM
Cranberry horseradishWhaaaaaaaa??? I have NEVER heard of that, but I'm intrigued! I'm going to have to have that!
gonnabe2016 posted 10/9/2013 21:53 PM
Why do you want to ruin a perfectly good sandwich with a bunch of gooey crap?
NO condiments for me, thanks....
ThoughtIKnewYa posted 10/9/2013 21:55 PM
One of my favorite condiments I ever made for a sandwich was actually a spread.
(It's a sad story, actually, so I haven't made it again, but I will. Waywardson's co-manager's W had cervical cancer (at age 27). We knew how sick she was, so I had time to plan what I would send to the family.)
I made a Schlotzky's-style bread and topped it with turkey, swiss, and a tangerine-rosemary cream cheese spread. That was awesome!
[This message edited by ThoughtIKnewYa at 9:58 PM, October 9th (Wednesday)]
nowiknow23 posted 10/9/2013 21:58 PM
Whaaaaaaaa??? I have NEVER heard of that, but I'm intrigued! I'm going to have to have that!You'll thank me later.
Jrazz posted 10/9/2013 22:08 PM
Central Grocery's Muffaletta mix. Your sandwich will kill it.