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whiteflower99 posted 10/10/2013 14:47 PM

Dear OWx,
Thank you so much for your "honesty" and " sudden attack of conscience" which allowed you to out STBX and you. I am sure you had my best interest and my childrens' best interest when you cried on my shoulder about how sorry you were and how we both, you and I deserve better than this sick damaged man we were both in love with. I am certain your true generous nature and kind compassionate spirit is what finally overcame your inner skankiness and made it so you could "honor the light you see in me" and confess.
But why in the nine hells do you feel like I want to be your bff??
Did you seriously believe I would ever consider that? Allow me to come down to your level for a moment, and I will use small words so you're sure to understand.
Girl, you be ugly AND stupid. Did your momma drop you on your head in between blow jobs? Why the f^π would I want to be friends with you? You screwed my husband, you simpleminded twitcicle. His penis is the only thing we have in common.
As for outing him at work, you DO realize that you work TOGETHER? So now everyone knows you're a skank who boinks married men. Hows that working out for you? No doubt you thought when I kicked him out he would come :crawling to you and the two of you would sail off into the sunset in your own personal love boat. But sailing in foggy conditions is dangerous.
I point out to you that you are OWx. Not OW1 or OW2... not even STBX knows for sure what number you are, so please.
Don't. Feel. Special.
You are nothing more than cheap available Dollar Tree merchandise.
And by the way...
Friend request DENIED.

Tred posted 10/10/2013 14:50 PM

I point out to you that you are OWx. Not OW1 or OW2... not even STBX knows for sure what number you are, so please.
Don't. Feel. Special.

Hilarious Great rant.

isadora posted 10/10/2013 15:39 PM

snort

I think I can posted 10/10/2013 16:27 PM

Epic.

btw, I was about the "cried on my shoulder" part. I thought she actually touched you! Then I got to the end and realized it was only your Facebook shoulder. Whew!

SisterMilkshake posted 10/10/2013 16:44 PM

Great rant! (((whiteflower)))

BeyondBreaking posted 10/10/2013 16:47 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

whiteflower99 posted 10/10/2013 17:03 PM

I am sure you had my best interest and my childrens' best interest when you cried on my shoulder

Actually, that was in person. I suppose we are all lucky I was in shock. The authorities frown on dismembering skanks in public so I had to settle for punching a heavy bag.
What she doesn't (or won't allow herself to) understand is that it really wasn't about her.
She could have been anyone.
But honestly, while I appreciate the show of remorse, I really really do , she needs to go crawl back under her rock now.

suposd2btheonly1 posted 10/10/2013 18:41 PM

Love it! Hahahahaha!!!

RidingHealingRd posted 10/10/2013 22:53 PM

Your letter is hysterical, absolutely hysterical! Thank you for the laughter!

Blobette posted 10/11/2013 08:37 AM

Like!

TrustGone posted 10/11/2013 08:51 AM

Too funny

I believe OW must have a twin because she sounds exactly like my WH#2's skank. Luckily she only called me to out the A and I didn't have to see her in public. She did however offer to meet me so she could fill me in on all the details of the LTA. Thanks, but NO.

gonnabe2016 posted 10/11/2013 09:05 AM

Whiteflower....you're hilarious!

daisychains posted 10/11/2013 11:07 AM

Did your momma drop you on your head in between blow jobs?

devasted30 posted 10/11/2013 11:22 AM

OMG you woman are so friggin funny, I can't believe you can handle yourselves with such aplomp. We need to write a book - you, Karmita and some of the other women who blogged. I know it would be a "best seller". I envy your grit and determination. I admire your outlook on such a horrible scenario. You guys really are my lifeline in a devastating period of my life. Thank you guys for being you.

jackie89 posted 10/11/2013 11:34 AM

Thank you for that laugh.. You are Hilarious!

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