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jjct posted 10/15/2013 07:02 AM

...but I need help.

We played a game of chess on here awhile ago where he *cough* kicked mine, so it's time for revanche!

This time, we'll do it as a fundraiser - so - need ideas!
Loser has to wear make up and a dress at a gtg?
Bet for 1st piece captured?
- first one to capture?
- to check?
- etc?
- Betting on white, black, or draw
- Piece to deliver mate
- First to check
- First to lose a piece/pawn
- Bet on the first piece captured
- End material difference
- Same side, opposite side, or no castling
- First to sac a piece
- First move
- how many moves are going to be made
20 bucks on ser? jj?

As soon as we can iron out the way to do this as a fundraiser,
let the carnage begin!

HereWeGo62 posted 10/15/2013 12:42 PM

This would be worth the price of admission!! I'm not sure about the dress thing though.

Nature_Girl posted 10/15/2013 14:20 PM

Loser has to do a karaoke music/singing video & post on YouTube. Public setting. Has to stay up for a week.

jjct posted 10/15/2013 14:27 PM

SerJR posted 10/15/2013 15:07 PM

Greetings, pretentious fool!

I accept your challenge as surely as I will be Reti to accept your surrender after I Bent you to my will and wipe the Flohr with Euwe. Prepare to be pwned!

woundedby2 posted 10/15/2013 15:15 PM

jjct posted 10/15/2013 15:16 PM

Go beat your bishop, knave!

SerJR posted 10/15/2013 15:22 PM

Are you willing to play for stakes to make this interesting? Yes or no?

jjct posted 10/15/2013 15:26 PM

Of course!
Including the stake I'm gonna leave in your your heart. It will be a far distant knight before you service your queen again.

SerJR posted 10/15/2013 15:32 PM

Very well, as you've agreed.

We play for meta's soul unless SI can raise enough money to buy it back!

jjct posted 10/15/2013 16:19 PM

Jrazz posted 10/15/2013 18:04 PM

Speaking on behalf of Meta (as her unofficial, de facto lawyer and personal masseuse) I can tell you that you're out of luck there as she's already traded it for the world's most delicious doughnut.

[This message edited by Jrazz at 6:05 PM, October 15th (Tuesday)]

SerJR posted 10/15/2013 19:17 PM

Who do you think offered it to her?

Jrazz posted 10/15/2013 19:29 PM


nowiknow23 posted 10/15/2013 19:36 PM

Well played, Devil Bunny.

BrokenRoad posted 10/15/2013 19:58 PM

What if JJ had to cook a meal if he loses and Serjr had to play harmonica if he loses?

SerJR posted 10/15/2013 20:11 PM

Well, then, this will be the only time you ever see this...

[This message edited by SerJR at 8:11 PM, October 15th (Tuesday)]

cantlivewithouth posted 10/15/2013 20:13 PM

Some of you may remember that Ser does look great in a dress.

BrokenRoad posted 10/15/2013 20:13 PM

Oh Ser, I tried to help. I did.

SerJR posted 10/15/2013 20:15 PM

It was a battle-kilt!
A Manda-fuckin-lorian battle kilt, dammit!

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