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She11ybeanz posted 10/19/2013 20:31 PM

OMG....I had to share this one.... Picture a man....between 50 and 65 slightly overweight....grey hair... naked sitting in the middle of what looks like a cheap motel's bed covering up his "private" parts and nipples with raw pounds of bacon... it looks like he is sitting on and covered in AT LEAST 10 or more pounds of bacon....and he has his hand over his mouth in a fake coy shy "I got caught" expression on his face...

He wrote this...

Such a bargain
big lots bacon
fifty cents a pound
I grabbed two carts
I got it all
all that could be found
because my dream
of you and me
atop a bacon mound
making sweet love
bacon everywhere
my meat will astound
why don't you send
an email when
you will be around

Thanks a lot dude. Now I'm celebate AND a vegetarian!!!

[This message edited by She11ybeanz at 8:32 PM, October 19th (Saturday)]

jo2love posted 10/19/2013 20:46 PM

(((Poor bacon)))

risingfromashes posted 10/19/2013 20:48 PM

Really??? How can I see this so I can have a great Saturday night laugh!

He really needed some lettuce and tomato.

nowiknow23 posted 10/19/2013 20:54 PM

She11ybeanz posted 10/19/2013 21:31 PM

*Do not post links to people's profiles/ads.

Regardless of the content, it's inappropriate to gang up on someone and make fun of them.

[This message edited by SI Staff at 10:22 PM, October 19th (Saturday)]

HurtsButImOK posted 10/19/2013 21:36 PM

I call dibs

Bacon looks to be still in its wrapper so its good to go

Mama_of_3_Kids posted 10/19/2013 21:37 PM

happenedtome posted 10/19/2013 21:39 PM

OMG Shelly! Thank you so much for the best laugh all day!

She11ybeanz posted 10/19/2013 22:00 PM

Bacon looks to be still in its wrapper so its good to go

I say someone meet up..... save the bacon and run.... I don't think the baconator would stand a chance if whoever the superhero was can run at least say......3 blocks at a decent pace??

Besides....we owe it to all pig kind to not let this injustice continue.... all that bacon... held hostage... I just can't...

OMG Shelly! Thank you so much for the best laugh all day!

You. are. welcome! The weird part is that it "looks" like someone helped him take that pic.... I mean...I could be wrong but.... EWWWW.... and how the heck did he take himself seriously?? It looks like he was going for sizzlin sexy but I wouldn't be able to hold a straight face and take that picture!! (and there isn't enough blackmail money in the world to get me to anyways!!! )

[This message edited by She11ybeanz at 10:03 PM, October 19th (Saturday)]

wildbananas posted 10/19/2013 22:01 PM

"My meat will astound."

My eyes.............

She11ybeanz posted 10/19/2013 22:05 PM

My meat will astound."

My eyes.............

I say we all hold a picket rally outside his "apparently" cheap motel with signs that read "Save the bacon" or "Pigs have more class" or something like that....

SBB posted 10/20/2013 09:42 AM

Y'know, I have yet to read one of these and NOT think I'd still rather date these guys than the sad clown.

And, I do like bacon.

thebighurt posted 10/20/2013 11:24 AM

Double post due to a phone that has a mind of it's own!

[This message edited by thebighurt at 11:28 AM, October 20th (Sunday)]

thebighurt posted 10/20/2013 11:27 AM

Could be xpos!! Maybe his latest ad wasn't getting the response he had hoped for. (He is M but with a dating profile online and looked for hookups on CL ads.)

This reminds me of a former coworker who said he was so unpopular that his Mom used to tie a pork chop around his neck just to get his dog to play with him!

I missed the link but that's okay. I'm out of eye bleach!!

foreverempty posted 10/20/2013 16:03 PM

Darn, add link has been deleted! Sounds funny!!!