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She11ybeanz (original poster member #27457) posted at 2:31 AM on Sunday, October 20th, 2013
OMG....I had to share this one.... Picture a man....between 50 and 65 slightly overweight....grey hair... naked sitting in the middle of what looks like a cheap motel's bed covering up his "private" parts and nipples with raw pounds of bacon... it looks like he is sitting on and covered in AT LEAST 10 or more pounds of bacon....and he has his hand over his mouth in a fake coy shy "I got caught" expression on his face...
He wrote this...
Such a bargain
big lots bacon
fifty cents a pound
I grabbed two carts
I got it all
all that could be found
because my dream
of you and me
atop a bacon mound
making sweet love
bacon everywhere
my meat will astound
why don't you send
an email when
you will be around
Thanks a lot dude. Now I'm celebate AND a vegetarian!!! 
[This message edited by She11ybeanz at 8:32 PM, October 19th (Saturday)]
"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"
ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12
jo2love ( member #31528) posted at 2:46 AM on Sunday, October 20th, 2013
(((Poor bacon))) 
risingfromashes ( member #3903) posted at 2:48 AM on Sunday, October 20th, 2013
Really??? How can I see this so I can have a great Saturday night laugh!
He really needed some lettuce and tomato.
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 2:54 AM on Sunday, October 20th, 2013
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
She11ybeanz (original poster member #27457) posted at 3:31 AM on Sunday, October 20th, 2013
*Do not post links to people's profiles/ads.
Regardless of the content, it's inappropriate to gang up on someone and make fun of them.
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"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"
ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12
HurtsButImOK ( member #38865) posted at 3:36 AM on Sunday, October 20th, 2013
Me: Awesome - 35.... ummm, not anymore
"I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel". –Maya Angelou
Mama_of_3_Kids ( member #26651) posted at 3:37 AM on Sunday, October 20th, 2013
Me: BW/33 The kidlets: DS16, DS12, and DD10 The hounds: Three Shih Tzu's The felines: Two short haired kitteh's
happenedtome ( member #6042) posted at 3:39 AM on Sunday, October 20th, 2013
She11ybeanz (original poster member #27457) posted at 4:00 AM on Sunday, October 20th, 2013
Bacon looks to be still in its wrapper so its good to go
I say someone meet up..... save the bacon and run.... I don't think the baconator would stand a chance if whoever the superhero was can run at least say......3 blocks at a decent pace??
Besides....we owe it to all pig kind to not let this injustice continue.... all that bacon... held hostage... I just can't... 
OMG Shelly! Thank you so much for the best laugh all day!
You. are. welcome! The weird part is that it "looks" like someone helped him take that pic.... I mean...I could be wrong but.... EWWWW.... and how the heck did he take himself seriously?? It looks like he was going for sizzlin sexy but I wouldn't be able to hold a straight face and take that picture!! (and there isn't enough blackmail money in the world to get me to anyways!!! ) 
[This message edited by She11ybeanz at 10:03 PM, October 19th (Saturday)]
"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"
ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12
wildbananas ( member #10552) posted at 4:01 AM on Sunday, October 20th, 2013
"My meat will astound."
My eyes.............
Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan
She11ybeanz (original poster member #27457) posted at 4:05 AM on Sunday, October 20th, 2013
My meat will astound."
My eyes.............
I say we all hold a picket rally outside his "apparently" cheap motel with signs that read "Save the bacon" or "Pigs have more class" or something like that....
"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"
ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12
SBB ( member #35229) posted at 3:42 PM on Sunday, October 20th, 2013
Y'know, I have yet to read one of these and NOT think I'd still rather date these guys than the sad clown.
And, I do like bacon.
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
thebighurt ( member #34722) posted at 5:24 PM on Sunday, October 20th, 2013
Double post due to a phone that has a mind of it's own! 
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Finding what life could have been....... Why didn't I see it?
thebighurt ( member #34722) posted at 5:27 PM on Sunday, October 20th, 2013
Could be xpos!! Maybe his latest ad wasn't getting the response he had hoped for. (He is M but with a dating profile online and looked for hookups on CL ads.)
This reminds me of a former coworker who said he was so unpopular that his Mom used to tie a pork chop around his neck just to get his dog to play with him!
I missed the link but that's okay. I'm out of eye bleach!!
Finding what life could have been....... Why didn't I see it?
foreverempty ( member #34426) posted at 10:03 PM on Sunday, October 20th, 2013
Darn, add link has been deleted! Sounds funny!!!
Me BS: 35
Her WW: 34
D Day 5th December 2011
Current status: Filled for divorce 23rd Jan 2012. Response from WW was not to beg for forgiveness, but deleting me from Facebook.
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