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Fright Night!! This will skeer u!
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welcome14 posted 10/24/2013 12:21 PM
Nope. Not Halloween. Much scarier. I live in a wooded area, and have the occasional mouse. No big, right? BUUUUTTTTTTTT.......apparently, snakes eat mice. So, where there is food, there are predators! Went down to the extra freezer in the garage and came face-to-face with a partial snake skin hanging eye level from the garage door track. Eye level. Almost walked in to it face first. Don't know for sure what happened next; something involving flailing, screaming, running and listing my house for sale...just saying. Never going down there again. Gonna suck parking in the driveway for the rest of forever. And all I can think about is- where is the rest of that @%#$ snake? 
lieshurt posted 10/24/2013 12:29 PM
....and listing my house for sale
Tred posted 10/24/2013 12:35 PM
where is the rest of that @%#$ snake?
Did you check all the closets and behind the toilets?
Myname posted 10/24/2013 12:43 PM
where is the rest of that @%#$ snake?
Oh, you have got to figure this out. I'd call an exterminator. Have him get rid of the snake and find out how it got in.
welcome14 posted 10/24/2013 12:50 PM
Thanks guys. Especially Tred.. now I can't finish my coffee for fear of having to use the toilet. Nicely played, snake. You bastard. And Myname, any chance he just left and moved next door to my neighbor's house? The one I hate?? 
jo2love posted 10/24/2013 14:40 PM
Nicely played, snake. You bastard.
welcome14 posted 10/24/2013 18:01 PM
Annnnddd...I ventured back down into hell, armed to the teeth with a flashlight and a nine mil....and I went back up with a nice Woodchuck hard cider. Wat.Da.Fuck. Epic fail. It was tasty, though. Gotta empty out that fridge....
[This message edited by welcome14 at 6:11 PM, October 24th (Thursday)]