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jrc1963 (original poster member #26531) posted at 8:20 PM on Friday, October 25th, 2013
Kid in class: I'm sick Ms. JRC, I have ammonia!
Me: You have what?!?! (trying not to laugh)
Kid: I have ammonia, the Dr said so... I have yellow stuff in my nose.
Me: Ummmm I think you mean Pneumonia... (still trying not to laugh)
and Pneumonia is in your lungs, not in your nose.
Kid: Well, the Dr said I have it!!
I was dying. He was so somber and serious.
PS: He's 13 years old and about the tiniest kid you'd ever want to meet. Full of piss and vinegar!!
Me: BSO - 56 Him: FWSO - 79 DS - 23 D-Day - 12-11-09, R - he finally came homeYour life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"
Nature_Girl ( member #32554) posted at 8:27 PM on Friday, October 25th, 2013
Full of piss and vinegar
Which explains the yellow stuff in his nose.
Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU
Lucky2HaveMe ( member #13333) posted at 8:46 PM on Friday, October 25th, 2013
I remember being out sick for weeks in 4th grade...
Kids: Lucky! What was wrong with you?
Me: Well, my mom said I had ammonia, but my note says I have PNEUMONIA (I wrote it one the chalk board!) 
Love isn't what you say, it's what you do.
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