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User Topic: Kids say the darndest things...
♀ 26531
Member # 26531
Default  Posted: 2:20 PM, October 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Kid in class: I'm sick Ms. JRC, I have ammonia!

Me: You have what?!?! (trying not to laugh)

Kid: I have ammonia, the Dr said so... I have yellow stuff in my nose.

Me: Ummmm I think you mean Pneumonia... (still trying not to laugh)
and Pneumonia is in your lungs, not in your nose.

Kid: Well, the Dr said I have it!!

I was dying. He was so somber and serious.

PS: He's 13 years old and about the tiniest kid you'd ever want to meet. Full of piss and vinegar!!

Me: BSO - 47
Him: FWSO - 70
DS - 14
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

Posts: 25362 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: Florida
♀ 32554
Member # 32554
Default  Posted: 2:27 PM, October 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Full of piss and vinegar

Which explains the yellow stuff in his nose.

Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!

Posts: 10722 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA
♀ 13333
Member # 13333
Default  Posted: 2:46 PM, October 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I remember being out sick for weeks in 4th grade...

Kids: Lucky! What was wrong with you?

Me: Well, my mom said I had ammonia, but my note says I have PNEUMONIA (I wrote it one the chalk board!)

Love isn't what you say, it's what you do.

Posts: 7809 | Registered: Jan 2007 | From: WNY
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