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jrc1963 posted 10/25/2013 14:20 PM

Kid in class: I'm sick Ms. JRC, I have ammonia!

Me: You have what?!?! (trying not to laugh)

Kid: I have ammonia, the Dr said so... I have yellow stuff in my nose.

Me: Ummmm I think you mean Pneumonia... (still trying not to laugh)
and Pneumonia is in your lungs, not in your nose.

Kid: Well, the Dr said I have it!!

I was dying. He was so somber and serious.

PS: He's 13 years old and about the tiniest kid you'd ever want to meet. Full of piss and vinegar!!

Nature_Girl posted 10/25/2013 14:27 PM

Full of piss and vinegar

Which explains the yellow stuff in his nose.

Lucky2HaveMe posted 10/25/2013 14:46 PM

I remember being out sick for weeks in 4th grade...

Kids: Lucky! What was wrong with you?

Me: Well, my mom said I had ammonia, but my note says I have PNEUMONIA (I wrote it one the chalk board!)

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