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suckstobeme posted 10/28/2013 17:10 PM

For those of you who don't know, I tend to think that my exWH gets clipped by the karma bus in small doses on a regular basis. I liken this to being pecked to death by a big chicken. The chicken further described as slutty for obvious reasons.

So, my DS had to go to an IC session today for an evaluation related to his learning disability. As expected, I had to fill out a ton of forms and provide our family history.

The doc let me sit in there with DS while he asked some questions. He asked how often he sees his dad and if he likes going there. Then he asked if dad has a gf. My DS said yes and that she lives there. The doc asked if she is nice to DS and DD.

DS says, "sometimes". Then he proceeds to say that other times she's kind of mean. He said one time she got "frustrated" with his father and slammed the door so hard she woke up all the kids.

Oh, big slutty chicken named after OW... How you sometimes just make my day.

SisterMilkshake posted 10/28/2013 17:11 PM

tesla posted 10/29/2013 06:26 AM

It's the little things

SBB posted 10/29/2013 06:31 AM

"Pecked to death by a big slutty chicken" That shit still makes me laugh my arse off!!!

tryingagain74 posted 10/29/2013 08:13 AM

Hee hee hee. No wonder your ex sleeps with the kids-- who wants to sleep with a big, slutty chicken?

osxgirl posted 10/29/2013 15:47 PM

See, isn't it nice to know... yes, the D is obviously all your fault. You didn't yell, slam doors, and generally treat him like $&!# enough.

sparkysable posted 10/29/2013 19:32 PM

[URL=http://s838.photobucket.com/user/sparkysable1/media/Big-Chicken-295152_zpsac89c4c9.jpg.html][/URL]You KNOW this is what goes on at their house

[This message edited by sparkysable at 7:34 PM, October 29th (Tuesday)]