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Divorce/Separation :
Big slutty chicken strikes again

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 suckstobeme (original poster member #30853) posted at 11:10 PM on Monday, October 28th, 2013

For those of you who don't know, I tend to think that my exWH gets clipped by the karma bus in small doses on a regular basis. I liken this to being pecked to death by a big chicken. The chicken further described as slutty for obvious reasons.

So, my DS had to go to an IC session today for an evaluation related to his learning disability. As expected, I had to fill out a ton of forms and provide our family history.

The doc let me sit in there with DS while he asked some questions. He asked how often he sees his dad and if he likes going there. Then he asked if dad has a gf. My DS said yes and that she lives there. The doc asked if she is nice to DS and DD.

DS says, "sometimes". Then he proceeds to say that other times she's kind of mean. He said one time she got "frustrated" with his father and slammed the door so hard she woke up all the kids.

Oh, big slutty chicken named after OW... How you sometimes just make my day.

BW - me
ExWH - "that one"
D - 2011
You get what you put in, and people get what they deserve.
Hard as it may be, try to never give the OP any of your power or head space.

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SisterMilkshake ( member #30024) posted at 11:11 PM on Monday, October 28th, 2013

BW (me) & FWH both over half a century; married several decades; children
d-day 3/10; LTA (7 years?)

"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak." ~ Homer Simpson

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tesla ( member #34697) posted at 12:26 PM on Tuesday, October 29th, 2013

It's the little things

"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

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SBB ( member #35229) posted at 12:31 PM on Tuesday, October 29th, 2013

"Pecked to death by a big slutty chicken" That shit still makes me laugh my arse off!!!

I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

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tryingagain74 ( member #33698) posted at 2:13 PM on Tuesday, October 29th, 2013

Hee hee hee. No wonder your ex sleeps with the kids-- who wants to sleep with a big, slutty chicken?

FBS; now happily liberated!
Two DS and One DD
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll./I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul.--"Invictus," William Ernest Henley

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osxgirl ( member #8795) posted at 9:47 PM on Tuesday, October 29th, 2013

See, isn't it nice to know... yes, the D is obviously all your fault. You didn't yell, slam doors, and generally treat him like $&!# enough.

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sparkysable ( member #3703) posted at 1:32 AM on Wednesday, October 30th, 2013

[URL=http://s838.photobucket.com/user/sparkysable1/media/Big-Chicken-295152_zpsac89c4c9.jpg.html][/URL]You KNOW this is what goes on at their house

[This message edited by sparkysable at 7:34 PM, October 29th (Tuesday)]

D-day OW#1 2/2004;D-day OW#2 5/2010
Marriages that start this way, stepping over the bodies of loved ones as the giddy couple walks down the aisle, are not likely to last.

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