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Topic: Another Online Profile Gem

EvenKeel
♀ 24210
Member # 24210

Posted: 9:19 AM, October 29th (Tuesday), 2013

Seen this last night - isn't he just something:

What are you looking for:Someone who will return every favor I do for her. Someone who is always fresh or does not mind washing up for satisfying my desires.

Isn't he just a nice bowl of "all about me-me-me"???

It went on and on about how he expected you to be all about him.

[This message edited by EvenKeel at 9:20 AM, October 29th (Tuesday)]

I am always disappointed when a liar's pants actually do not catch on fire.

Posts: 5010 | Registered: May 2009 | From: In a region where 'yinz' is really a word

nutmegkitty
♀ 33882
Member # 33882

Posted: 9:40 AM, October 29th (Tuesday), 2013

Always fresh? Isn't that some feminine wash slogan?

Me - BW
2 DDs

Very happily divorced from an NPD since 2013.

Posts: 3965 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: MA

jemimapd
♀ 37895
Member # 37895

Posted: 9:44 AM, October 29th (Tuesday), 2013

Send him a pic of a Roomba

Jemima Puddleduck is a trusting soul....
DD 1 Dec 2012; Divorced 11/13; 2 children
Me: BS (47) Him: WH (52) Her: 3 PA's
Ex bought a house, The Money Pit With Mold That Will Never Be Finished. He's living in the basement.

Posts: 726 | Registered: Dec 2012

Nature_Girl
♀ 32554
Member # 32554

Posted: 10:49 AM, October 29th (Tuesday), 2013

Oh. My. Word.

Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU

Posts: 10722 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA

EvenKeel
♀ 24210
Member # 24210

Posted: 12:03 PM, October 29th (Tuesday), 2013

Do you ever read profiles and think "this is a joke, right?"

The entire thing was like that.

Once again, I am thankful for people's honesty.

I took a break from OLD and just reactivated my account last night to look around. Might be deactivating soon!

I am always disappointed when a liar's pants actually do not catch on fire.

Posts: 5010 | Registered: May 2009 | From: In a region where 'yinz' is really a word

Snapdragon
♀ 4286
Member # 4286

Posted: 6:16 PM, October 29th (Tuesday), 2013

Wow! He's going to keep score! Can't you picture the spreadsheet taped to the fridge? Different "favors" have different point levels. Then there is the timer going because surely you must return the favor within a reasonable amount of time or it doesn't count. You must keep point levels even, of course!

Now, let's imagine what these favors might be, shall we?

His favors and point value

1,000 - Opens a door for you
2,000 - Brings you a glass of water
5,000 - Makes coffee in the morning and brings you a cup
10,000 - Makes you dinner
100,000 - Changes your flat
tire
250,000 - Cleans the snow/ice off your car in the morning
500,000 - Mows your lawn

Your favors and point value (point value subject to change based on quality of favor)

5 - Blow job
5 - Do his laundry
5 - Make him dinner
5 - Do his taxes for him
5 - Re-shingle his roof

Divorced - recovered and hoping to help.

"We're not broken, just bent, and we can learn to love again" ~Pink

Posts: 3662 | Registered: May 2004 | From: Midwest

thebighurt
♀ 34722
Member # 34722

Posted: 6:22 PM, October 29th (Tuesday), 2013

Different "favors" have different point levels.

OMG! I quickly read this and saw *different "flavors"*!!!! I thought this was a reference to the flavor of one's *freshness*!

OOPS!

Finding what life could have been....... Why didn't I see it?

Posts: 3792 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: the Other Side

Snapdragon
♀ 4286
Member # 4286

Posted: 6:39 PM, October 29th (Tuesday), 2013

Well, I suppose we could put "Keeping a good flavor" on the list of favors!

Divorced - recovered and hoping to help.

"We're not broken, just bent, and we can learn to love again" ~Pink

Posts: 3662 | Registered: May 2004 | From: Midwest

clralb
♀ 17185
Member # 17185

Posted: 7:38 PM, October 29th (Tuesday), 2013

Ha! What a dork.

His mantra is, Me, me, me, me, me ...

"To keep the body in good health is a duty... otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear."
Buddha

Posts: 682 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: southeast

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