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EvenKeel (original poster member #24210) posted at 3:19 PM on Tuesday, October 29th, 2013
Seen this last night - isn't he just something:
What are you looking for:Someone who will return every favor I do for her. Someone who is always fresh or does not mind washing up for satisfying my desires.
Isn't he just a nice bowl of "all about me-me-me"???
It went on and on about how he expected you to be all about him.
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nutmegkitty ( member #33882) posted at 3:40 PM on Tuesday, October 29th, 2013
Always fresh? Isn't that some feminine wash slogan?
Me - happy!
2 DDs
Very happily divorced from an NPD since 2013.
jemimapd ( member #37895) posted at 3:44 PM on Tuesday, October 29th, 2013
Send him a pic of a Roomba
Jemima Puddleduck is a trusting soul....
DD 1 Dec 2012; Divorced 11/13; 2 children
Me: BS (47) Him: WH (52) Her: 3 PA's
Ex bought a house, The Money Pit With Mold That Will Never Be Finished. He's living in the basement.
Nature_Girl ( member #32554) posted at 4:49 PM on Tuesday, October 29th, 2013
Oh. My. Word.
Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU
EvenKeel (original poster member #24210) posted at 6:03 PM on Tuesday, October 29th, 2013
Do you ever read profiles and think "this is a joke, right?"
The entire thing was like that.
Once again, I am thankful for people's honesty.
I took a break from OLD and just reactivated my account last night to look around. Might be deactivating soon!
Snapdragon ( member #4286) posted at 12:16 AM on Wednesday, October 30th, 2013
Wow! He's going to keep score! Can't you picture the spreadsheet taped to the fridge? Different "favors" have different point levels. Then there is the timer going because surely you must return the favor within a reasonable amount of time or it doesn't count. You must keep point levels even, of course!
Now, let's imagine what these favors might be, shall we?
His favors and point value
1,000 - Opens a door for you
2,000 - Brings you a glass of water
5,000 - Makes coffee in the morning and brings you a cup
10,000 - Makes you dinner
100,000 - Changes your flat
tire
250,000 - Cleans the snow/ice off your car in the morning
500,000 - Mows your lawn
Your favors and point value (point value subject to change based on quality of favor)
5 - Blow job
5 - Do his laundry
5 - Make him dinner
5 - Do his taxes for him
5 - Re-shingle his roof
Divorced - recovered and hoping to help.
"We're not broken, just bent, and we can learn to love again" ~Pink
thebighurt ( member #34722) posted at 12:22 AM on Wednesday, October 30th, 2013
Different "favors" have different point levels.
OMG! I quickly read this and saw *different "flavors"*!!!! I thought this was a reference to the flavor of one's *freshness*! 
OOPS!
Finding what life could have been....... Why didn't I see it?
Snapdragon ( member #4286) posted at 12:39 AM on Wednesday, October 30th, 2013
Well, I suppose we could put "Keeping a good flavor" on the list of favors! 
Divorced - recovered and hoping to help.
"We're not broken, just bent, and we can learn to love again" ~Pink
clralb ( member #17185) posted at 1:38 AM on Wednesday, October 30th, 2013
Ha! What a dork.
His mantra is, Me, me, me, me, me ...
"To keep the body in good health is a duty... otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear."
Buddha
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