I've said here before that I have the greatest friends in the world. I went to visit a friend that I haven't seen in 13 years since I stood up for his wedding. I told him I was wearing out the backspace button On my phone because I found it therapeutic to write responses to STBX that I really feel and then delete them and send usiness like answers to stupid questions. My friend said, "send them to me. I'll get a laugh and you'll get the satisfaction of sending the message. The following was the first installment of what may become many messages. It was my response to her telling me that I wasn't entitled to any of her year ending profit sharing check:
"Nothing legal has been filed you idiot! I'm entitled to half. Grow up and think about these things instead of who you're going to sleep with next" The message to my friend was more explicit.