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Laura28 posted 11/2/2013 15:02 PM

Laura28 posted 11/2/2013 15:04 PM

Just looking at those nasty menz coloured ones made me cringe

Laura28 posted 11/2/2013 15:05 PM

For those lonely nights

Laura28 posted 11/2/2013 15:09 PM

...and this accessory will end the discomfort of mashed boobs while you sleep

[This message edited by Laura28 at 3:09 PM, November 2nd (Saturday)]

Laura28 posted 11/2/2013 15:13 PM

No girl can be without the wonderful bra that converts to a gas mask. Save your life AND the life of your partner with this nifty and pretty lingerie

Laura28 posted 11/2/2013 15:20 PM

This truly is the piece de resistance.

These lovelies have been especially designed for the feminine hand and myriad online reviews attest to their ability to solve all of a ladies problems from underarm and upper lip hair to cellulite.

Nature_Girl posted 11/2/2013 17:04 PM

I could use the boob one! And the pink lady tool set, I like that, too!

What I really need, though, is a hired handyman.

nowiknow23 posted 11/2/2013 17:12 PM

...and this accessory will end the discomfort of mashed boobs while you sleep

jrc1963 posted 11/2/2013 17:20 PM

The hell? This is a real thing?

The device or the discomfort?

I have 36H's ... and the discomfort is REAL!!

Nature_Girl posted 11/2/2013 17:30 PM

and the discomfort is REAL

Yep! I'm only a Double Diva, but still need support at night. Although the product pictured could sure use some work on making it appear less industrial, yes?

Tripletrouble posted 11/2/2013 18:11 PM

Hilarious!! I find it hard to believe I could lay there sleeping with a half smile on my face as the girls were ready to topple out of my shirt with a funky dumbbell in between them. Just sayin.

Clarrissa posted 11/2/2013 19:35 PM

Okay, call me a little slow but wouldn't the anti-smashed boob thingy smash the one on the bottom??

Rainbows posted 11/6/2013 18:39 PM

My friend sleeps with the boob separator (she's an actress, love her but she's a wee bit flaky). She swears it's one of the most important things she owns.

She says it's super important to prevent cleavage wrinkles(?) for side sleepers. I haven't tried it, but haven't worried about my cleavage wrinkling either.

[This message edited by Rainbows at 6:40 PM, November 6th (Wednesday)]

BrokenRoad posted 11/6/2013 19:29 PM

smile trainer

foot underwear

wine bra

t.v. hat

BrokenRoad posted 11/6/2013 19:31 PM

designer bandages

bootie pies

BrokenRoad posted 11/6/2013 19:35 PM

razor and vibrator in one
(can't make these up!)

baby carrier vest

the great equalizer

hair dye for the nether regions

nowiknow23 posted 11/6/2013 19:41 PM

gahurts posted 11/6/2013 19:47 PM

Ok. Guy here. That baby carrier vest is creepy.

It looks like the head mutant in the Total recall Mars movie.

SoVerySadNow posted 11/6/2013 20:32 PM

Hahaha^^^^ my first thought too!

tushnurse posted 11/7/2013 11:14 AM

The ONLY thing on here that I think may be helpful would be the female urinal thingy. Sometimes it's just to damn cold to cop a squat when I'm fishing or hunting. Of course I think it needs a longer drain tube to come out the bottom of my pants, or a storage bag for in my waders.....