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Laura28 (original poster member #28997) posted at 9:02 PM on Saturday, November 2nd, 2013
Married 42yrs Me BW 68Yrs Him F?WH 70yrs OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted. Dday May 28 2010. OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years). OW2 2002(8yrs PA). OW3 2009(1Yr PA). Others?? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck 'em"
Laura28 (original poster member #28997) posted at 9:04 PM on Saturday, November 2nd, 2013
Just looking at those nasty menz coloured ones made me cringe 
Married 42yrs Me BW 68Yrs Him F?WH 70yrs OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted. Dday May 28 2010. OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years). OW2 2002(8yrs PA). OW3 2009(1Yr PA). Others?? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck 'em"
Laura28 (original poster member #28997) posted at 9:05 PM on Saturday, November 2nd, 2013
For those lonely nights
Married 42yrs Me BW 68Yrs Him F?WH 70yrs OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted. Dday May 28 2010. OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years). OW2 2002(8yrs PA). OW3 2009(1Yr PA). Others?? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck 'em"
Laura28 (original poster member #28997) posted at 9:09 PM on Saturday, November 2nd, 2013
...and this accessory will end the discomfort of mashed boobs while you sleep
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Married 42yrs Me BW 68Yrs Him F?WH 70yrs OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted. Dday May 28 2010. OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years). OW2 2002(8yrs PA). OW3 2009(1Yr PA). Others?? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck 'em"
Laura28 (original poster member #28997) posted at 9:13 PM on Saturday, November 2nd, 2013
No girl can be without the wonderful bra that converts to a gas mask. Save your life AND the life of your partner with this nifty and pretty lingerie
Married 42yrs Me BW 68Yrs Him F?WH 70yrs OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted. Dday May 28 2010. OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years). OW2 2002(8yrs PA). OW3 2009(1Yr PA). Others?? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck 'em"
Laura28 (original poster member #28997) posted at 9:20 PM on Saturday, November 2nd, 2013
This truly is the piece de resistance.
These lovelies have been especially designed for the feminine hand and myriad online reviews attest to their ability to solve all of a ladies problems from underarm and upper lip hair to cellulite.
Married 42yrs Me BW 68Yrs Him F?WH 70yrs OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted. Dday May 28 2010. OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years). OW2 2002(8yrs PA). OW3 2009(1Yr PA). Others?? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck 'em"
Nature_Girl ( member #32554) posted at 11:04 PM on Saturday, November 2nd, 2013
I could use the boob one! 
And the pink lady tool set, I like that, too!
What I really need, though, is a hired handyman. 
Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 11:12 PM on Saturday, November 2nd, 2013
...and this accessory will end the discomfort of mashed boobs while you sleep
The hell? This is a real thing?
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
jrc1963 ( member #26531) posted at 11:20 PM on Saturday, November 2nd, 2013
The hell? This is a real thing?
The device or the discomfort?
I have 36H's ... and the discomfort is REAL!!
Me: BSO - 56 Him: FWSO - 79 DS - 23 D-Day - 12-11-09, R - he finally came homeYour life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"
Nature_Girl ( member #32554) posted at 11:30 PM on Saturday, November 2nd, 2013
and the discomfort is REAL
Yep! I'm only a Double Diva, but still need support at night. 
Although the product pictured could sure use some work on making it appear less industrial, yes?
Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU
Tripletrouble ( member #39169) posted at 12:11 AM on Sunday, November 3rd, 2013
Hilarious!! I find it hard to believe I could lay there sleeping with a half smile on my face as the girls were ready to topple out of my shirt with a funky dumbbell in between them. Just sayin.
40 somethings - me BW after 20 years
D Day April 2013
Divorced November 2013
Happily remarried 2018
Time is a great healer but a terrible beautician.
Clarrissa ( member #21886) posted at 1:35 AM on Sunday, November 3rd, 2013
Okay, call me a little slow but wouldn't the anti-smashed boob thingy smash the one on the bottom??
BH Cee64D - 50
FWW (me) - 51
All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.
Rainbows ( member #39362) posted at 12:39 AM on Thursday, November 7th, 2013
My friend sleeps with the boob separator (she's an actress, love her but she's a wee bit flaky). She swears it's one of the most important things she owns.
She says it's super important to prevent cleavage wrinkles(?) for side sleepers. I haven't tried it, but haven't worried about my cleavage wrinkling either.
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There is always a rainbow after every storm.
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 1:29 AM on Thursday, November 7th, 2013
smile trainer
foot underwear
wine bra
t.v. hat
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 1:31 AM on Thursday, November 7th, 2013
designer bandages
bootie pies
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 1:35 AM on Thursday, November 7th, 2013
razor and vibrator in one
(can't make these up!)
baby carrier vest
the great equalizer
hair dye for the nether regions
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 1:41 AM on Thursday, November 7th, 2013
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
gahurts ( member #33699) posted at 1:47 AM on Thursday, November 7th, 2013
Ok. Guy here. That baby carrier vest is creepy.
It looks like the head mutant in the Total recall Mars movie.
"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi
"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie
SoVerySadNow ( member #36711) posted at 2:32 AM on Thursday, November 7th, 2013
Hahaha^^^^ my first thought too!
Me:BW
Him:WH
D-day(s),after years of TT and Gaslighting was Labor Day Weekend 2012, continuing for a week after. *Dammit! More TT 3/9/13
Really trending toward D- planning about it is my "happy place" now.
tushnurse ( member #21101) posted at 5:14 PM on Thursday, November 7th, 2013
The ONLY thing on here that I think may be helpful would be the female urinal thingy. Sometimes it's just to damn cold to cop a squat when I'm fishing or hunting. Of course I think it needs a longer drain tube to come out the bottom of my pants, or a storage bag for in my waders..... 
Me: FBSHim: FWSKids: 23 & 27 Married for 32 years now, was 16 at the time.D-Day Sept 26 2008R'd in about 2 years. Old Vet now.
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