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 Laura28 (original poster member #28997) posted at 9:02 PM on Saturday, November 2nd, 2013

Married 42yrs Me BW 68Yrs Him F?WH 70yrs OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted. Dday May 28 2010. OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years). OW2 2002(8yrs PA). OW3 2009(1Yr PA). Others?? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck 'em"

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 Laura28 (original poster member #28997) posted at 9:04 PM on Saturday, November 2nd, 2013

Just looking at those nasty menz coloured ones made me cringe

Married 42yrs Me BW 68Yrs Him F?WH 70yrs OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted. Dday May 28 2010. OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years). OW2 2002(8yrs PA). OW3 2009(1Yr PA). Others?? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck 'em"

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 Laura28 (original poster member #28997) posted at 9:05 PM on Saturday, November 2nd, 2013

For those lonely nights

Married 42yrs Me BW 68Yrs Him F?WH 70yrs OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted. Dday May 28 2010. OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years). OW2 2002(8yrs PA). OW3 2009(1Yr PA). Others?? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck 'em"

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 Laura28 (original poster member #28997) posted at 9:09 PM on Saturday, November 2nd, 2013

...and this accessory will end the discomfort of mashed boobs while you sleep

[This message edited by Laura28 at 3:09 PM, November 2nd (Saturday)]

Married 42yrs Me BW 68Yrs Him F?WH 70yrs OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted. Dday May 28 2010. OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years). OW2 2002(8yrs PA). OW3 2009(1Yr PA). Others?? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck 'em"

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 Laura28 (original poster member #28997) posted at 9:13 PM on Saturday, November 2nd, 2013

No girl can be without the wonderful bra that converts to a gas mask. Save your life AND the life of your partner with this nifty and pretty lingerie

Married 42yrs Me BW 68Yrs Him F?WH 70yrs OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted. Dday May 28 2010. OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years). OW2 2002(8yrs PA). OW3 2009(1Yr PA). Others?? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck 'em"

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 Laura28 (original poster member #28997) posted at 9:20 PM on Saturday, November 2nd, 2013

This truly is the piece de resistance.

These lovelies have been especially designed for the feminine hand and myriad online reviews attest to their ability to solve all of a ladies problems from underarm and upper lip hair to cellulite.

Married 42yrs Me BW 68Yrs Him F?WH 70yrs OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted. Dday May 28 2010. OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years). OW2 2002(8yrs PA). OW3 2009(1Yr PA). Others?? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck 'em"

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Nature_Girl ( member #32554) posted at 11:04 PM on Saturday, November 2nd, 2013

I could use the boob one! And the pink lady tool set, I like that, too!

What I really need, though, is a hired handyman.

Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU

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nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 11:12 PM on Saturday, November 2nd, 2013

...and this accessory will end the discomfort of mashed boobs while you sleep

The hell? This is a real thing?

You can call me NIK

And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane

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jrc1963 ( member #26531) posted at 11:20 PM on Saturday, November 2nd, 2013

The hell? This is a real thing?

The device or the discomfort?

I have 36H's ... and the discomfort is REAL!!

Me: BSO - 56 Him: FWSO - 79 DS - 23 D-Day - 12-11-09, R - he finally came homeYour life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

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Nature_Girl ( member #32554) posted at 11:30 PM on Saturday, November 2nd, 2013

and the discomfort is REAL

Yep! I'm only a Double Diva, but still need support at night. Although the product pictured could sure use some work on making it appear less industrial, yes?

Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU

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Tripletrouble ( member #39169) posted at 12:11 AM on Sunday, November 3rd, 2013

Hilarious!! I find it hard to believe I could lay there sleeping with a half smile on my face as the girls were ready to topple out of my shirt with a funky dumbbell in between them. Just sayin.

40 somethings - me BW after 20 years
D Day April 2013
Divorced November 2013
Happily remarried 2018
Time is a great healer but a terrible beautician.

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Clarrissa ( member #21886) posted at 1:35 AM on Sunday, November 3rd, 2013

Okay, call me a little slow but wouldn't the anti-smashed boob thingy smash the one on the bottom??

BH Cee64D - 50
FWW (me) - 51


All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.

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Rainbows ( member #39362) posted at 12:39 AM on Thursday, November 7th, 2013

My friend sleeps with the boob separator (she's an actress, love her but she's a wee bit flaky). She swears it's one of the most important things she owns.

She says it's super important to prevent cleavage wrinkles(?) for side sleepers. I haven't tried it, but haven't worried about my cleavage wrinkling either.

[This message edited by Rainbows at 6:40 PM, November 6th (Wednesday)]

There is always a rainbow after every storm.

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BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 1:29 AM on Thursday, November 7th, 2013

smile trainer

foot underwear

wine bra

t.v. hat

{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*

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BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 1:31 AM on Thursday, November 7th, 2013

designer bandages

bootie pies

{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*

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BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 1:35 AM on Thursday, November 7th, 2013

razor and vibrator in one

(can't make these up!)

baby carrier vest

the great equalizer

hair dye for the nether regions

{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*

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nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 1:41 AM on Thursday, November 7th, 2013

You can call me NIK

And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane

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gahurts ( member #33699) posted at 1:47 AM on Thursday, November 7th, 2013

Ok. Guy here. That baby carrier vest is creepy.

It looks like the head mutant in the Total recall Mars movie.

"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie

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SoVerySadNow ( member #36711) posted at 2:32 AM on Thursday, November 7th, 2013

Hahaha^^^^ my first thought too!

Me:BW
Him:WH
D-day(s),after years of TT and Gaslighting was Labor Day Weekend 2012, continuing for a week after. *Dammit! More TT 3/9/13
Really trending toward D- planning about it is my "happy place" now.

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tushnurse ( member #21101) posted at 5:14 PM on Thursday, November 7th, 2013

The ONLY thing on here that I think may be helpful would be the female urinal thingy. Sometimes it's just to damn cold to cop a squat when I'm fishing or hunting. Of course I think it needs a longer drain tube to come out the bottom of my pants, or a storage bag for in my waders.....

Me: FBSHim: FWSKids: 23 & 27 Married for 32 years now, was 16 at the time.D-Day Sept 26 2008R'd in about 2 years. Old Vet now.

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