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BrighterFuture posted 11/3/2013 18:24 PM

It's amazing how much I've learnt from SI. Some of the language and grammar are hilarious/genius and I'm hearing them for the first time. English is not my first language, but I've spoken it in almost all my entire 30 years of life. Examples of new expressions I've heard just today include;

...he was on me like white on rice.
..he said I was the best thing since sliced bread.

What other funny/genious or hilarious comments/grammar/expressions have you read/seen at SI for the first time?

[This message edited by VeryHurtbroken at 10:37 PM, November 3rd (Sunday)]

Williesmom posted 11/3/2013 18:37 PM

One of my favorites is from tesla: FTG. Fuck that guy.

Clarrissa posted 11/3/2013 18:42 PM

A few that pop to mind are bat-shit crazy, fucktard and the phrases "don't pet the drama llama" and "step away from the crazy".

Girlietoo posted 11/3/2013 18:48 PM

A little while ago I had my phone in at the Apple store. The technican started to log into a diagnostics website and "surviving infidelity" came up. Ohmhgosh, I was so embarrassed.

After that I re-named my bookmark for this site to "surviving asshats in tinfoil". I got that from a tag line I read here. It said something like your KISA might be an asshat in tinfoil.

Lostinthismess posted 11/3/2013 19:01 PM

Cum dumpster is my personal favorite. Really sums up any delusions of the ow being better than me.

angelsky posted 11/3/2013 19:06 PM

Thank you SO MUCH for this! I was having a bad trigger day, and needed to lighten up. It feels so good to laugh! I haven't been around long enough to have anything funny to contribute, sorry.

BrighterFuture posted 11/3/2013 19:09 PM

Cum dumpster

Gemini71 posted 11/3/2013 19:21 PM

I like the term Wifetress.

JustWow posted 11/3/2013 19:25 PM

I love A$$hat ..

and F*$ktard,

years ago there was someone here who had described her FWH in her tagline as "trying desperately to unf*&k the donkey".... I still laugh at that in my head...

[This message edited by JustWow at 7:25 PM, November 3rd (Sunday)]

welcome14 posted 11/3/2013 19:26 PM

douchecanoe is my all time favorite, and twat waffle.

Clarrissa posted 11/3/2013 19:29 PM

JW, I'd forgotten "trying to unf*&k the donkey". I always thought that was hilarious. Kinda like "unringing the bell" but SO much more descriptive.

allusions posted 11/3/2013 20:27 PM

Soulmate schmoopies

OldCow18 posted 11/3/2013 20:32 PM

I'm with Welcome, I love douche canoe. And I also love the term that's been personally dubbed for my WH....he's not just a cake eater, he's a nut-free cake eater.

stunnedin12 posted 11/3/2013 21:01 PM

Bat shit crazy is my favorite. I used it frequently immediately following the 3rd time of broken no contact. I'm pretty sure wh would rather walk across hot coals than to hear me say it again.

caregiver9000 posted 11/3/2013 21:06 PM



lower muppet

skittle shitting unicorns

Lostinthismess posted 11/3/2013 21:14 PM

I've used douche canoe and rainbow farting unicorns since coming here

Losttransport posted 11/3/2013 21:29 PM

Gotta say asshat is probably my favorite. Started saying it around the jail I work at: the officers went berserk laughing so hard!

Lyonesse posted 11/3/2013 21:34 PM

I probably use asshat and bat-shit crazy the most, out of all the phrases I learned here.

Some of my creative favorites:

dumbsel in distress
Candy Britches
gutterslut mctrampypants

crazy as a bag of badgers

This guy is flying more red flags than China.

“wayward,” with all its connotations of an obstinate child

Take2 posted 11/3/2013 21:37 PM

Asshat and Bunny Boiler, come to mind.

What2do posted 11/3/2013 21:52 PM

"We'll fuck me running". This was in a tag line. Don't remember who.

I love this phrase. I mentally use this often. Have on occasion verbally used it.

Before I entered the world of infidelity, I never ever cursed. Did not even think the "F" word. Now I could put a sailor to shame when I get angry.

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