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BrighterFuture (original poster member #38914) posted at 12:24 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
It's amazing how much I've learnt from SI. Some of the language and grammar are hilarious/genius and I'm hearing them for the first time. English is not my first language, but I've spoken it in almost all my entire 30 years of life. Examples of new expressions I've heard just today include;
...he was on me like white on rice.
..he said I was the best thing since sliced bread.
What other funny/genious or hilarious comments/grammar/expressions have you read/seen at SI for the first time?
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Me:30
Him:31
D-day:2/24/13 (I was 10 weeks pregnant at the time and DS was 15 months)
Status: Parted ways!
"If only I can fight just a little longer, I know it's gonna make me stronger" Jamie Grace-Holding on.
Williesmom ( member #22870) posted at 12:37 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
One of my favorites is from tesla: FTG. Fuck that guy.
You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright
Clarrissa ( member #21886) posted at 12:42 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
A few that pop to mind are bat-shit crazy, fucktard and the phrases "don't pet the drama llama" and "step away from the crazy".
BH Cee64D - 50
FWW (me) - 51
All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.
Girlietoo ( member #38719) posted at 12:48 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
A little while ago I had my phone in at the Apple store. The technican started to log into a diagnostics website and "surviving infidelity" came up. Ohmhgosh, I was so embarrassed.
After that I re-named my bookmark for this site to "surviving asshats in tinfoil". I got that from a tag line I read here. It said something like your KISA might be an asshat in tinfoil.
Me- 40
Him- 47
March 9, 2013- the day my heart died
Lostinthismess ( member #39210) posted at 1:01 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
Cum dumpster is my personal favorite. Really sums up any delusions of the ow being better than me.
'You just keep living, until you are alive again'
'I don't want perfect, I want honest'
angelsky ( new member #41061) posted at 1:06 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
Thank you SO MUCH for this! I was having a bad trigger day, and needed to lighten up. It feels so good to laugh! I haven't been around long enough to have anything funny to contribute, sorry.
BrighterFuture (original poster member #38914) posted at 1:09 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
Me:30
Him:31
D-day:2/24/13 (I was 10 weeks pregnant at the time and DS was 15 months)
Status: Parted ways!
"If only I can fight just a little longer, I know it's gonna make me stronger" Jamie Grace-Holding on.
Gemini71 ( member #40115) posted at 1:21 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
I like the term Wifetress. 
DSs 21, 16, 12
About my Ex:
IDK
IDC
IDGAF
Double Betrayal D-Day 7/26/2013
Divorced 11/18/2014
JustWow ( member #19636) posted at 1:25 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
I love A$$hat ..
and F*$ktard,
years ago there was someone here who had described her FWH in her tagline as "trying desperately to unf*&k the donkey".... I still laugh at that in my head...
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BW - Reconciling
edited for typos (I always have to!)
welcome14 ( member #26741) posted at 1:26 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
douchecanoe is my all time favorite, and twat waffle.
Bs- me
Someone I used to know- Him
Nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home- nikki sixx
I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars.
Clarrissa ( member #21886) posted at 1:29 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
JW, I'd forgotten "trying to unf*&k the donkey". I always thought that was hilarious. Kinda like "unringing the bell" but SO much more descriptive.
BH Cee64D - 50
FWW (me) - 51
All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.
allusions ( member #25376) posted at 2:27 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
You can apologize over and over, but if your actions don't change, your words become meaningless.
Behind every crazy bitch is a sweet girl who just got tired of being lied to.
I've found the key to happiness: Stay away from assholes.
OldCow18 ( member #39670) posted at 2:32 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
I'm with Welcome, I love douche canoe. And I also love the term that's been personally dubbed for my WH....he's not just a cake eater, he's a nut-free cake eater. 
Me, BW forty something, DD & DS,
Married to WH (49) 11 years, together 16
D-Day 6.8.13
stunnedin12 ( member #38141) posted at 3:01 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
Bat shit crazy is my favorite. I used it frequently immediately following the 3rd time of broken no contact. I'm pretty sure wh would rather walk across hot coals than to hear me say it again.
ME - Betrayed Spouse
Him - Wayward spouse
Lawyers involved.
caregiver9000 ( member #28622) posted at 3:06 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
fuckweasel
fuckwit
lower muppet
skittle shitting unicorns
Me: fortysomething, independent, happy,
XH "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
two kids, teens. Old enough I am truly NO CONTACT w/ NPD zebraduck
S 5/2010
D 12/2012
Lostinthismess ( member #39210) posted at 3:14 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
I've used douche canoe and rainbow farting unicorns since coming here
'You just keep living, until you are alive again'
'I don't want perfect, I want honest'
Losttransport ( member #39409) posted at 3:29 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
Gotta say asshat is probably my favorite. Started saying it around the jail I work at: the officers went berserk laughing so hard!
Me: BS-50
Hubby: WS-50
OW: his high school girlfriend
Affair started last November
3 DD, 1 DS all grown
Time heals all wounds-I do not agree.
Lyonesse ( member #32943) posted at 3:34 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
I probably use asshat and bat-shit crazy the most, out of all the phrases I learned here.
Some of my creative favorites:
dumbsel in distress
Candy Britches
gutterslut mctrampypants
whorangutan
crazy as a bag of badgers
This guy is flying more red flags than China.
“wayward,” with all its connotations of an obstinate child 
Take2 ( member #23890) posted at 3:37 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
Asshat and Bunny Boiler, come to mind.
"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us." Joseph Campbell...So, If fear was not a factor - what would you do?
What2do ( member #497) posted at 3:52 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
"We'll fuck me running". This was in a tag line. Don't remember who.
I love this phrase. I mentally use this often. Have on occasion verbally used it.
Before I entered the world of infidelity, I never ever cursed. Did not even think the "F" word. Now I could put a sailor to shame when I get angry.
Character is what you do when no one is watching.
There is the right path and the easy path - which one will you take?
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