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User Topic: What.The.Hell is *This*???!!!???
gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 9:45 AM, November 9th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

It seems that stbx is seeking relationship advice from a website.


Here is the introduction to one of the *products* that he has looked at:

*****It is a simple set of easy-to-use tools designed to make any woman's pussy wet, horny with lust and ready to fuck. It can make a woman sleep with you if she's not physically attracted, or even if she hates you right now. Therefore you must agree to the following:
You are strongly encouraged to use <xxx> in an ethical manner. You should not break up happy relationships, or marriages, even if she is begging you for sex.
Be prepared for possible attachment. This trick is based on cutting edge psychology to engage her deepest emotion and innermost fantasies. She WILL become addicted to you.
You are strongly encouraged to check her ID before engaging in any sexual activity. Because this trick makes her extremely horny, she may lie about her age in order to sleep with you.*****


O.M.G!!! This guy already has an *issue* with respecting women. So what does he do??? He finds a *method* that actually encourages him to and teaches him how to further disrespect and objectify them??? Wow. That is 1500 degrees of HOT MESS!!! Yuck.


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


Posts: 8188 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Midwest
HeartInADustpan
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Default  Posted: 9:50 AM, November 9th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.


Just call me Heart. :)
Reconciling
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything" ~Mark Twain

Posts: 379 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: St. Louis
selkiescot
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Default  Posted: 9:53 AM, November 9th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Good grief. Sounds like something a horny desperate 15 year old would buy.

[This message edited by selkiescot at 9:54 AM, November 9th (Saturday)]


The truth shall set you free or reveal the name of the OW!
ME 57
WH 64
DDAYs TOO MANY
daughter 27
You give me gifts! I don't want your gifts I want the truth. That's the greatest gift.

Posts: 1411 | Registered: Apr 2009 | From: CT
KBeguile
♂ 38348
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Default  Posted: 9:55 AM, November 9th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Just reading it, it makes me think of all the promises of "Spanish Fly" wrapped up in an Internet Infomercial.

Maybe the visual of the commercial can feature your STBX as one of those "horribly incompetent Informercial actors" who can't do anything right?


Me: fWS 32
Her: BS 35 (HeartInADustpan)
DS: 4yo
M: 7 years
DDays: 2012/11/14, 2013/02/05, 2013/03/09
-
"Everything that happens now is happening 'now.'"
"What happened to 'then'?"
"We passed 'then.'"

Posts: 802 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: St. Louis
twokids
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Default  Posted: 9:57 AM, November 9th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Im so sorry, what an awful shock you have endured. Your heart must have sank when you found this. You deserve better.

I dont know the full context of the web page that you found, but this is kind of scary, like keep your distance from this guy scary.


Me: BS, 56
Him: WH, 50
5+ DDAYS; 10+ OW
Two sons, 16 & 18
M 19 yrs - detaching to divorce
In-house Separation since 7/2012

Posts: 393 | Registered: Mar 2009 | From: California
Take2
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Default  Posted: 10:07 AM, November 9th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Okay...first cup of coffee here...the gears aren't up to speed and I can't resist - so bear with me...

I think this is hysterical!!! And so incredibly, pathetically, lame - to think a grown ass man is even looking at this!!! I mean seriously how low can you go!??

This is how I'm looking at the text:

"It is a simple set of easy-to-use tools designed to make any woman's pussy wet, horny with lust and ready to fuck..."

oops hit send (like I said still foggy)

And the 1st tool is....? A pail of water (laced with feline hormones - that makes a cat go into heat). Hide your cats ladies! And beware of anyone stalking the neighborhood with a bucket of water!!!

2nd tool - a rubber mallet (so when the cat owner comes out to rescue sweet Sasha from the alley cat... she'll end up "sleeping" with you even if she hates you.) Okay - that is sick! (Coffee must be kicking in).

But I'm still picturing the Sultan (dressed in orange and pink silken robes with a waxed handle bar mustachio) stalking the neighborhood with a bucket of water and a rubber mallet: Here pussy, pussy!

Knew he was a loser, gonnabe - but now he is forever in my mind - a caricature of a loser!!

PS I reserve the right to kill this post when the coffee kicks in all the way - Meanwhile


[This message edited by Take2 at 10:34 AM, November 9th (Saturday)]


"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us." Joseph Campbell...So, If fear was not a factor - what would you do?

Posts: 4167 | Registered: May 2009 | From: New England
sinsof thefather
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Default  Posted: 10:21 AM, November 9th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I was going to attempt to make a post in reply - but because there is just *SO MUCH* wrong with this - I don't even know where to start! I'm just struck dumb..and that doesn't happen often.


...second star to the right and straight on till morning.

Posts: 1894 | Registered: Aug 2010 | From: UK
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 10:27 AM, November 9th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Sweet fancy Moses.


You can call me NIK

"Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you."
-Walt Whitman


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Clarrissa
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Default  Posted: 11:59 AM, November 9th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ummm, yeah...

I'm guessing it'll work as well as the X-ray glasses you got for sending in box tops...


BH Cee64D - 48
WW (me) - 49


All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.


Posts: 5896 | Registered: Dec 2008 | From: A better place
allusions
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Default  Posted: 12:06 PM, November 9th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I am picturing a cross between a shamwow and a "perfect polly" informercial. The Perfect Sham Pussy...

Posts: 309 | Registered: Aug 2009 | From: California Central Coast
Clearview
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Default  Posted: 12:13 PM, November 9th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha, as I spit tea everywhere. And then some more @ "Sham Pussy".


Posts: 166 | Registered: Sep 2010
DeadMumWalking
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Default  Posted: 12:14 PM, November 9th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

WTF????

Oh yeah, it's Sultan.


Me (BS), Him (WH): early 50's
3 DS: teens!!! :)
M: 25 (19 1/2 at Dday), Together 30
Dday: Dec 2008
Limbo-ish, again (after multiple S) -- weighing my options

Posts: 2678 | Registered: Aug 2009 | From: EU
ThoughtIKnewYa
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Default  Posted: 12:15 PM, November 9th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


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gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 12:22 PM, November 9th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

.....and you all should see the *testimonials* from other people. They've never had more sex. They have women falling all over them, etc.etc.

Dude is a serial-cheater. He, pretty obviously, doesn't have a problem *getting* women.

This is just f'n creepy as hell. *THAT* guy has 'influence' over my boys. God.Help.Them.

Thing is....from the outside, stbx looks like a *great* catch, but underneath that shiny, successful looking exterior? He's scary. Not violent-scary, but definitely BAITER-scary.

Guess that proves the saying that you can put lipstick on a pig, but underneath all that *prettiness* -- it's still a pig.


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


Posts: 8188 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Midwest
gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 12:25 PM, November 9th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Your responses are cracking me up......

****But I'm still picturing the Sultan (dressed in orange and pink silken robes with a waxed handle bar mustachio) stalking the neighborhood with a bucket of water and a rubber mallet: Here pussy, pussy!****

****WTF???? Oh yeah, it's Sultan**** (isn't it lovely how he continues to embrace his username? )


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


Posts: 8188 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Midwest
Unagie
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Default  Posted: 12:30 PM, November 9th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

The Perfect Sham Pussy...

Omg I can't stoo giggling. The bucket of water had me in stitches too.

Gonnabe he's living up to his repuation, I'm sorry you had to be subjected to it.


Heartbroken madhatter trying to rebuild

No longer together

"There are times when our reality is nothing but pain, and to escape that pain the mind must leave reality behind." Patrick Rothfuss


Posts: 2802 | Registered: Oct 2012
Tripletrouble
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Default  Posted: 12:36 PM, November 9th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Reading between the lines "it doesn't matter how ugly and douchy you are - you too can trick a woman into sleeping with your sad ass. Call now and we will include some Roofies for free". Wow. Men buying this should have to wear a warning label.


40 somethings - me BW after 20 years
D Day April 2013
Divorced November 2013

Be happy with what you have while you work for what you want - Hellen Keller


Posts: 638 | Registered: May 2013
eachdayisvictory
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Default  Posted: 12:37 PM, November 9th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

barf

morons


me, BW: 34
FWH: 35
Dday: Feb 2013
LTA for 2+years
children: 2 boys age 3 and 6
Reconciling

Posts: 395 | Registered: Aug 2013 | From: nova Scotia, Canada
Ostrich80
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Default  Posted: 12:38 PM, November 9th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This is all kinds of weird. Kind of like the ads that make a man with a 6 " penis can sprinkle some miracle grow and it become a "gut-busting" huge-mungus porn penis. Ad shows women Lying on the bed exhausted , with the man proudly standing over her with his hand on his hip.....I can't believe grown men think this shit is real..


BS..me
WS..him
Been with him over half my life
4kid
DD1 10-01-09 DD2 02-12-12 discovered it never ended
OW..nothing special. Just your average skank
Status..#$%@????

Posts: 5242 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: midwest
gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 12:48 PM, November 9th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Good to hear that I'm not the only one that finds this ridiculous and creepy....considering the fact that I'm judgy and self-righteous


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


Posts: 8188 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Midwest
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