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newlysingle posted 11/11/2013 20:37 PM

So dd got home this morning from The Gnat's house and I noticed some red splotches on her face. It suddenly dawned on me that the whore had painted Dd's face for the game. My mom and I were joking yesterday about whether or not Hello Kitty paints her face before a game. I guess we have our answer.

I don't mean to make fun of sports fans as I know many people do this, but you would have to know the Gnat to understand how crazy this is. The Gnat is all about shopping, interior decorating, fine dining, being a wine snob, etc. He turned his nose up at anyone who was a super, sports fan. He has zero interest in football.

All I could think of was Puddy from Seinfeld at the hockey game. "I'm doing it for the team, Jerry".

itainteasy posted 11/12/2013 07:23 AM

All I can see is Puddy screaming "WE'RE THE DEVILS" in the Priest's face.

There's liking sports, and there's the obsessively crazy line.

I find it hilarious that Gnat is a culture guy and he's stuck with an obsessed sports fan.

StillLivin posted 11/12/2013 13:26 PM

Amazing how they change who they are for the lurve of their life in one fell swoop.
I patiently await your future post of their smack down from the karma bus!

newlysingle posted 11/12/2013 15:00 PM

Glad to know I'm not the only Seinfeld fan around here!

It is so crazy how they change their personalities to the person they're with. I'm still waiting on the Karma Bus, StillLivin '. I just have to have faith that it will one day hit.

SBB posted 11/13/2013 03:10 AM

Good old mirroring. Sheesh, they really do have an MO, don't they.

The sad clown HATES leopard print. Always mentioned how tacky it is whenever we saw it. He was kind of irrational about it - he'd virtually tic over it.

OWUmpteen wears leopard print. I had a good, hearty chuckle.

ruinedandbroken posted 11/13/2013 20:06 PM

How funny! I didn't know about this mirroring thing.

My ex always hated flip flops. He REFUSED to wear them. He refused to even try them on.

About 6 months after dday I saw him wearing flip flops. I was like WTH???

What is this mirroring all about?

SBB posted 11/13/2013 22:34 PM

Mirroring is the phenomena that causes so many of us to wonder where the hell the guy we married went.

They mirror likes/dislikes/values in the beginning to hook their victim. It is how so many of them go on to have new relationships so quickly.

The act doesn't last. 2-3 years in my case. I held onto the illusion for many more years beyond his efforts to keep it up.

Vulcanized posted 11/14/2013 04:32 AM

OW in my case molded XH into her perfect hipster douchebag ideal. Not only does he look like a flaming asshole, he looks ... real fucking uncomfortable. Good for you, XH, good for you. Everytime I see him, he looks like a cat wearing socks.

Lola2kids posted 11/14/2013 13:04 PM

I call my ex Jetsetter Gigolo Asshole.
He now travels extensively, before he was afraid to fly.
He says he's not a player, um how does he even know that word?
He's just an asshole now and unfortunately I can see now that that never changed...he was an asshole when we were together too.

ETA: a cat with socks, LOL.

[This message edited by Lola2kids at 1:06 PM, November 14th (Thursday)]

SBB posted 11/14/2013 13:21 PM

Everytime I see him, he looks like a cat wearing socks.


Vulcanized posted 11/14/2013 14:50 PM

TJ, but pretty hilarious.

eta: broken link? Or I'm dumb.

[This message edited by Vulcanized at 2:51 PM, November 14th (Thursday)]

SBB posted 11/14/2013 22:45 PM

I think because it is a video.

newlysingle posted 11/15/2013 00:17 AM

Okay, the cat wearing socks video is hilarious.

[This message edited by newlysingle at 12:18 AM, November 15th (Friday)]

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