Cheating Hurt by Infidelity
Betrayal Wayward Donations lying
Welcome

Forums

Guidelines

Find a Local Counselor

The Healing Library

Media

Contact Us
lies
cover
In Association with Amazon.com
Support
Infidelity -
-

SurvivingInfidelity.com Forum Archives

like us on facebook
You are not logged in. Login here or register.
[Register]
Newest Member: Remember (46025)

User Topic: O-L-D and cheesy one-liners...share yours!
Phoenix1
♀ 38928
Member # 38928
Default  Posted: 12:08 AM, November 12th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

There must be a manual or website for the cheesy one-liners I have received because the same corny lines have been used by more than one guy. After I almost spit out my drink reading the latest one, I thought it might be fun to share.

* If I could change the alphabet, I would put I next to U.
* You must have lasers in your eyes because you have stunned me.
* Are you a leprechaun? Because you have charmed me!

Hard to take a NB seriously when this kind of garbage is being spewed. They get an automatic delete, but not before an eye roll and a groan.

How about everyone else? What are the choice one-liners you have seen/heard?


BS - Me
XPOS - too many OW/OCs over 20+yrs
Kids - DDs 23,18 -DS20 Deceased
M Dissolved 2013

This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man ~ Shakespeare, Hamlet


Posts: 1309 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Rising out of Hell's ashes!
fraeuken
♀ 30742
Member # 30742
Default  Posted: 12:32 AM, November 12th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"I lost my number. May I borrow yours?" That was the day I deleted my profile...


Temporarily independent with the whole world at my feet.

Posts: 1260 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: California
cmego
♀ 30346
Member # 30346
Default  Posted: 6:15 AM, November 12th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

The ones recently have been pretty good,

"you have an infectious smile"…too bad he was the opposite of my type.

Or, the ones that go through my profile and write me arguing point for point, "I like XYZ too!! I feel such a connection to you!!!!"

The one that got a little creepy to me recently was one that said, after I told him I wasn't interested since he was recently separated, "I pray you will wait for me".

Delete. Block.

I haven't had any cheesy one-liners recently. I seem to attract the slightly creepy guys.


me...BS, 44 years old, 2 small kids
WS, 41, multiple gay affairs
M 15 years, together 17
Divorced


Posts: 4283 | Registered: Dec 2010 | From: South
Williesmom
♀ 22870
Member # 22870
Default  Posted: 7:24 AM, November 12th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I was out with a guy that asked me to come back to his apartment. When I declined, he said "C'mon! The first one is free!"

In his defense, he was extremely funny - I hope he was just going for the shock value.


You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright

Posts: 7864 | Registered: Feb 2009 | From: Western PA
She11ybeanz
♀ 27457
Member # 27457
Default  Posted: 9:54 AM, November 12th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"Excuse me, I'm lost....Can you take me home with you?

AND (the worst)

"I just wanna put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!"

And, yes...I live in the South!


"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"

ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12


Posts: 2732 | Registered: Feb 2010 | From: Virginia
better4me
♀ 30341
Member # 30341
Default  Posted: 11:51 AM, November 12th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

If I was a stop light, i'd stay on red all the time you pass by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer. I was wondering if you fancy to be friends with me and get to know each other and see what happens in the future. Rejection can lead to so many health complications such as stomach ulcer, depression, starvation and many more, so for the sake of our health, Please say yes!!!
Direct quote from a first email contact on OLD. I smiled, but didn't reply...


DDay 11/17/2010 BW:53
Divorced

Posts: 3266 | Registered: Dec 2010 | From: Iowa
Phoenix1
♀ 38928
Member # 38928
Default  Posted: 2:32 PM, November 12th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"I just wanna put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!"

Lordy that is a bad one!!


BS - Me
XPOS - too many OW/OCs over 20+yrs
Kids - DDs 23,18 -DS20 Deceased
M Dissolved 2013

This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man ~ Shakespeare, Hamlet


Posts: 1309 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Rising out of Hell's ashes!
She11ybeanz
♀ 27457
Member # 27457
Default  Posted: 2:39 PM, November 12th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Trust me! I ran for the Ladies room on that note...


"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"

ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12


Posts: 2732 | Registered: Feb 2010 | From: Virginia
nutmegkitty
♀ 33882
Member # 33882
Default  Posted: 3:09 PM, November 12th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I cannot believe people actually think those work.


me (BS)
him (NPD Ex)
2 dds
DDay 10/7/11
OW
OC

Divorced 1/17/2013

"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, freedom is."


Posts: 2624 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: MA
ChoosingHope
♀ 33606
Member # 33606
Default  Posted: 5:49 PM, November 12th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh. My. God. I can hardly believe these could possibly be for real!!!

Posts: 1759 | Registered: Oct 2011
lynnm1947
♀ 15300
Member # 15300
Default  Posted: 7:50 PM, November 12th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Just after I split from XSO, I attended a trade show where I met this other exhibitor. We danced half the night at a party. I was thinking I might get cozy with him till he opened his mouth and whispered in my ear, "Where have you been all my life?"

O.M.G. Game over.


Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks


Posts: 7512 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada
AussieMum
♀ 36579
Member # 36579
Default  Posted: 7:57 PM, November 12th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Saw this in a profile this week:

'Forrest Gump said life is like a box of chocolates. I may just eat you all up'

LOL!!!


Me 47
ExH 51
EA Jun-Aug 12 (OW1)FB flirting and then EA/PA with OW2 (Aug-Dec 12). New OW Jan 13, introduced her to the kids immediately.
Married 10 years, together 14yrs
2 kids (DS13 & DD8)
Separated Jan 13. Divorced Jun 14

Posts: 183 | Registered: Aug 2012 | From: Australia
trumanshow
♀ 25624
Member # 25624
Default  Posted: 9:05 PM, November 12th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"I hope you know CPR because you have stopped my heart"

I'm a cardiac nurse


Your ex wanting to be friends is like asking a kidnapper to stay in touch when they let you go.

The type of fierce loyalty that I possess made me incapable of comprehending the level of disloyalty that he possessed


Posts: 1758 | Registered: Sep 2009 | From: Charlotte, NC
GabyBaby
♀ 26928
Member # 26928
Default  Posted: 10:31 PM, November 12th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"I just wanna put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!"
That's not even an original line. It is out of the movie "Coming to America" starring Eddie Murphy.


Me - 42
SorryInSac (STBX WH#2) - 47. DDay 7/12/14
Married 4, together 7yrs total
Status - Done

DD(21), DS(18, PDD-NOS)
6 Furkids - 4 dogs, 2 cats

WXH (serial cheater, 12+ OW) - Legally married 18yrs

I edit often for clarity/typos.


Posts: 6737 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: California
ISPIFFD
♀ 26367
Member # 26367
Default  Posted: 8:35 AM, November 13th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This isn't exactly cheesy or one line, but I just put up my OLD profile on okc, haven't even put up a photo, barely answered any questions, etc. And I got this:

Hey there, hope things are well with you. I know this is out of the blue but I will be staying at the Hilton Garden Inn tonight and looking for someone to hang out with. Drop me a note if you like. Happy to share pics, cell number, etc. Or if you have kik, hit me there as xxxxxxdog


Me: BW (55)
Him: WH (62)
7/14/11 - Divorced

Posts: 1903 | Registered: Nov 2009 | From: another world
She11ybeanz
♀ 27457
Member # 27457
Default  Posted: 12:17 PM, November 13th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That's not even an original line. It is out of the movie "Coming to America" starring Eddie Murphy.

Well, it came from an overweight hairy redneck guy that was old enough to be my dad....so I think he was just hungry! I ducked and weaved and got outta there!


"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"

ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12


Posts: 2732 | Registered: Feb 2010 | From: Virginia
EvenKeel
♀ 24210
Member # 24210
Default  Posted: 3:09 PM, November 13th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This is not a one-line....but I thought of you guys when I seen it.

It was yet another user name that screams "come get me"....NOT.

Teabag


Eyes are useless if the mind is blind.


Posts: 2274 | Registered: May 2009 | From: Pa
Phoenix1
♀ 38928
Member # 38928
Default  Posted: 3:14 PM, November 13th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Teabag

Sometimes the profile names are just as bad as the one-liners!



BS - Me
XPOS - too many OW/OCs over 20+yrs
Kids - DDs 23,18 -DS20 Deceased
M Dissolved 2013

This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man ~ Shakespeare, Hamlet


Posts: 1309 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Rising out of Hell's ashes!
soulsearcher4
♂ 29540
Member # 29540
Default  Posted: 4:03 PM, November 13th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Just after I split from XSO, I attended a trade show where I met this other exhibitor. We danced half the night at a party. I was thinking I might get cozy with him till he opened his mouth and whispered in my ear, "Where have you been all my life?"

Guys are you paying attention? Keep your mouths shut!!!


Me: BS
Her: WS

Divorced.

Remarried to a supremely wonderful person!


Posts: 178 | Registered: Sep 2010 | From: So.Cal.
Phoenix1
♀ 38928
Member # 38928
Default  Posted: 5:24 PM, November 15th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Got two more that I just HAD to share!

* I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
* I must be the sun and you must be earth because the closer we get, the hotter you become.

OMG! Who comes up with this garbage!

Excuse me while I


BS - Me
XPOS - too many OW/OCs over 20+yrs
Kids - DDs 23,18 -DS20 Deceased
M Dissolved 2013

This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man ~ Shakespeare, Hamlet


Posts: 1309 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Rising out of Hell's ashes!
Topic Posts: 33
Pages: 1 · 2

Return to Forum This Topic is Archived
adultry
madness  
© 2002 - 2014 SurvivingInfidelity.com. All Rights Reserved.