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Origins of the Spork

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 kernel (original poster member #27035) posted at 2:15 AM on Friday, November 15th, 2013

(I just couldn't wait for SPF. So sue me.)

"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."

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Clarrissa ( member #21886) posted at 2:21 AM on Friday, November 15th, 2013

The more veteran members will understand when I say kdny would have loved this...

BH Cee64D - 50
FWW (me) - 51


All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.

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HUFI-PUFI ( member #25460) posted at 2:47 AM on Friday, November 15th, 2013

Family picture ...

Don’t listen to your head, it’s easily confused. Don’t listen to your heart, its fickle. Listen to your soul, God doesn't steer you wrong.

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 kernel (original poster member #27035) posted at 3:13 AM on Friday, November 15th, 2013

Huh. They must have reconciled. Nice photo of the Wares. (Totally stole that from a post on George Takei's FB page)

[This message edited by kernel at 9:18 PM, November 14th (Thursday)]

"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."

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Laura28 ( member #28997) posted at 7:24 AM on Friday, November 15th, 2013

Hi all

Well....

It seems that the son of this illicit union - Spork - found a partner from a similar union. After taking vows together it pains me to report that

Mrs Spork was stepping out on Mr Spork some years ago

Here in Oz we have found the child of the illicit union.

A "Splade"

It takes little imagination to realise that Mrs Spork's illicit partner was a knife ("blade" )

This handy utensil has the prongs of a fork, the cup of a spoon and the sharp edge of a knife.

A sad state of affairs for the Spork family but mighty handy at Aussie BBQs

[This message edited by Laura28 at 1:33 AM, November 15th (Friday)]

Married 42yrs Me BW 68Yrs Him F?WH 70yrs OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted. Dday May 28 2010. OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years). OW2 2002(8yrs PA). OW3 2009(1Yr PA). Others?? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck 'em"

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HUFI-PUFI ( member #25460) posted at 1:19 PM on Friday, November 15th, 2013

Don’t listen to your head, it’s easily confused. Don’t listen to your heart, its fickle. Listen to your soul, God doesn't steer you wrong.

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HUFI-PUFI ( member #25460) posted at 1:22 PM on Friday, November 15th, 2013

Snapshot of a typical Aussie BBQ fanatic ....

Don’t listen to your head, it’s easily confused. Don’t listen to your heart, its fickle. Listen to your soul, God doesn't steer you wrong.

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TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 3:17 PM on Friday, November 15th, 2013

That Sporking 'Foon!!!

(anyone get it?)

"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 6:42 PM on Friday, November 15th, 2013

Hmmmm ???

"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 8:31 PM on Friday, November 15th, 2013

It's a SPOONERISM

"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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Laura28 ( member #28997) posted at 3:30 AM on Saturday, November 16th, 2013

Married 42yrs Me BW 68Yrs Him F?WH 70yrs OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted. Dday May 28 2010. OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years). OW2 2002(8yrs PA). OW3 2009(1Yr PA). Others?? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck 'em"

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purplejacket4 ( member #34262) posted at 9:03 PM on Saturday, November 16th, 2013

That splade is brilliant! Can they be bought in the states?

Me: BS 50
Her: FWS 53 (both family med MDs; together 23 years)
OW: who cares (PhD)
Dday: 10/11: 11/11 TT for months; NC 8/12
Limboconsiliationish
"band aids don't fix bullet holes" Taylor Swift
I NEVER mind medical ???

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