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kernel posted 11/14/2013 20:15 PM

(I just couldn't wait for SPF. So sue me.)

Clarrissa posted 11/14/2013 20:21 PM

The more veteran members will understand when I say kdny would have loved this...

HUFI-PUFI posted 11/14/2013 20:47 PM

Family picture ...

kernel posted 11/14/2013 21:13 PM

Huh. They must have reconciled. Nice photo of the Wares. (Totally stole that from a post on George Takei's FB page)

[This message edited by kernel at 9:18 PM, November 14th (Thursday)]

Laura28 posted 11/15/2013 01:24 AM

Hi all

Well....

It seems that the son of this illicit union - Spork - found a partner from a similar union. After taking vows together it pains me to report that

Mrs Spork was stepping out on Mr Spork some years ago

Here in Oz we have found the child of the illicit union.

A "Splade"

It takes little imagination to realise that Mrs Spork's illicit partner was a knife ("blade" )

This handy utensil has the prongs of a fork, the cup of a spoon and the sharp edge of a knife.

A sad state of affairs for the Spork family but mighty handy at Aussie BBQs

[This message edited by Laura28 at 1:33 AM, November 15th (Friday)]

HUFI-PUFI posted 11/15/2013 07:19 AM

HUFI-PUFI posted 11/15/2013 07:22 AM

Snapshot of a typical Aussie BBQ fanatic ....

TrulyReconciled posted 11/15/2013 09:17 AM

That Sporking 'Foon!!!

(anyone get it?)

TrulyReconciled posted 11/15/2013 12:42 PM

Hmmmm ???

TrulyReconciled posted 11/15/2013 14:31 PM

It's a SPOONERISM

Laura28 posted 11/15/2013 21:30 PM

purplejacket4 posted 11/16/2013 15:03 PM

That splade is brilliant! Can they be bought in the states?

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