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Topic: Origins of the Spork
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kernel
♀ 27035
Member # 27035 |  Posted: 8:15 PM, November 14th (Thursday), 2013 |     |
(I just couldn't wait for SPF. So sue me.)
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
Posts: 5378 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Midwest |
Clarrissa
♀ 21886
Member # 21886 | | Posted: 8:21 PM, November 14th (Thursday), 2013 | |
BH Cee64D - 50
FWW (me) - 51
All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.
Posts: 6149 | Registered: Dec 2008 | From: A better place |
HUFI-PUFI
♂ 25460
Member # 25460 | | Posted: 8:47 PM, November 14th (Thursday), 2013 | |
Don’t listen to your head, it’s easily confused. Don’t listen to your heart, its fickle. Listen to your soul, God doesn't steer you wrong.
Posts: 3300 | Registered: Sep 2009 | From: Azilda, Northern Ontario |
kernel
♀ 27035
Member # 27035 | | Posted: 9:13 PM, November 14th (Thursday), 2013 | |
Huh. They must have reconciled. Nice photo of the Wares. (Totally stole that from a post on George Takei's FB page) [This message edited by kernel at 9:18 PM, November 14th (Thursday)]
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
Posts: 5378 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Midwest |
Laura28
♀ 28997
Member # 28997 | | Posted: 1:24 AM, November 15th (Friday), 2013 | |
Hi all
Well....
It seems that the son of this illicit union - Spork - found a partner from a similar union. After taking vows together it pains me to report that
Mrs Spork was stepping out on Mr Spork some years ago 
Here in Oz we have found the child of the illicit union.
A "Splade"
It takes little imagination to realise that Mrs Spork's illicit partner was a knife ("blade"  )
This handy utensil has the prongs of a fork, the cup of a spoon and the sharp edge of a knife.
A sad state of affairs for the Spork family but mighty handy at Aussie BBQs 
[This message edited by Laura28 at 1:33 AM, November 15th (Friday)]
Married 33yrs Me BW 59Yrs Him FWH 62yrs
OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted.
Dday May 28 2010.
OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years).
OW2 2002(8yrs PA).
OW3 2009(1Yr PA).
Others???? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck the goat"
Posts: 2772 | Registered: Jul 2010 | From: Australia |
HUFI-PUFI
♂ 25460
Member # 25460 | | Posted: 7:19 AM, November 15th (Friday), 2013 | |
Don’t listen to your head, it’s easily confused. Don’t listen to your heart, its fickle. Listen to your soul, God doesn't steer you wrong.
Posts: 3300 | Registered: Sep 2009 | From: Azilda, Northern Ontario |
HUFI-PUFI
♂ 25460
Member # 25460 | | Posted: 7:22 AM, November 15th (Friday), 2013 | |
Snapshot of a typical Aussie BBQ fanatic .... 
Don’t listen to your head, it’s easily confused. Don’t listen to your heart, its fickle. Listen to your soul, God doesn't steer you wrong.
Posts: 3300 | Registered: Sep 2009 | From: Azilda, Northern Ontario |
TrulyReconciled
♂ 3031
Member # 3031 | | Posted: 9:17 AM, November 15th (Friday), 2013 | |
That Sporking 'Foon!!! 
(anyone get it?)
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Posts: 22740 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o) |
TrulyReconciled
♂ 3031
Member # 3031 | | Posted: 12:42 PM, November 15th (Friday), 2013 | |
Hmmmm ??? 
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Posts: 22740 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o) |
TrulyReconciled
♂ 3031
Member # 3031 | | Posted: 2:31 PM, November 15th (Friday), 2013 | |
It's a SPOONERISM
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Posts: 22740 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o) |
Laura28
♀ 28997
Member # 28997 | | Posted: 9:30 PM, November 15th (Friday), 2013 | |
Married 33yrs Me BW 59Yrs Him FWH 62yrs
OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted.
Dday May 28 2010.
OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years).
OW2 2002(8yrs PA).
OW3 2009(1Yr PA).
Others???? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck the goat"
Posts: 2772 | Registered: Jul 2010 | From: Australia |
purplejacket4
♀ 34262
Member # 34262 | | Posted: 3:03 PM, November 16th (Saturday), 2013 | |
That splade is brilliant! Can they be bought in the states?
Me: BS 47
Her: FWS 50 (both family med MDs; together 20 years)
OW: who cares (PhD)
Dday: 10/11: 11/11 TT for months; NC 8/12
Limboconsiliationish
"band aids don't fix bullet holes" Taylor Swift
I NEVER mind medical ???
Posts: 2973 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: Here |
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