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User Topic: Lost it!
lynnm1947
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Default  Posted: 10:32 AM, November 17th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Some of you may recall I completely renovated my bathroom over the past year. The old decor doesn't match any more so yesterday I made a painting to hang over the toilet area. I call it "Just Slightly Discombobulated" but it's really decorator plonk. The painting includes four small mirrors.

S/O walks into the bathroom, pees, come out and says, "Hey, I like the fact that I now have four penises, but couldn't you have used magnifying mirrors?"

I lost it.

[This message edited by lynnm1947 at 10:58 AM, November 17th (Sunday)]


Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks


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Default  Posted: 2:04 PM, November 17th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


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somanyyears
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Default  Posted: 7:25 PM, November 17th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


..

..did he leave the seat UP?????

..sorry.. that he thinks he needs 'magnifying mirrors!!!

smy


trust no other human- love only your pets
She isn't and never was who I thought..I can't believe who I married and what she did to us.
Me 68
Her 65
Married 43 yrs (together 48)
18 yr LTA with bff/lawyer !! I do believe in ghosts...


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lynnm1947
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Default  Posted: 8:32 PM, November 17th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

The painting is directly above the toilet. I don't think he thinks he needs magnifying mirrors, and I certainly don't, but I think he occasionally engages in wishful thinking!


Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks


Posts: 8493 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada
lynnm1947
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Default  Posted: 8:33 PM, November 17th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

***duplicate***

Don't know why this is happening, but it's annoying! Sorry.

[This message edited by lynnm1947 at 9:18 AM, November 18th (Monday)]


Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks


Posts: 8493 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada
ThoughtIKnewYa
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Default  Posted: 9:13 PM, November 17th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


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