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 lynnm1947 (original poster member #15300) posted at 4:32 PM on Sunday, November 17th, 2013

Some of you may recall I completely renovated my bathroom over the past year. The old decor doesn't match any more so yesterday I made a painting to hang over the toilet area. I call it "Just Slightly Discombobulated" but it's really decorator plonk. The painting includes four small mirrors.

S/O walks into the bathroom, pees, come out and says, "Hey, I like the fact that I now have four penises, but couldn't you have used magnifying mirrors?"

I lost it.

[This message edited by lynnm1947 at 10:58 AM, November 17th (Sunday)]

Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks

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unfound ( member #12802) posted at 8:04 PM on Sunday, November 17th, 2013

ka-mai
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Kids on the playground can be so cruel. “Get off the swings you’re like 50, and stop talking about Soundgarden, we don't even know what that is."

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somanyyears ( member #26970) posted at 1:25 AM on Monday, November 18th, 2013

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..did he leave the seat UP?????

..sorry.. that he thinks he needs 'magnifying mirrors!!!

smy

trust no other human- love only your pets. Reconciled I think! Me 77 Her 74 Married 52 yrs. 18 yr LTA with bff/lawyer. Little fucker died at 57.Brain tumour!

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 lynnm1947 (original poster member #15300) posted at 2:32 AM on Monday, November 18th, 2013

The painting is directly above the toilet. I don't think he thinks he needs magnifying mirrors, and I certainly don't, but I think he occasionally engages in wishful thinking!

Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks

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 lynnm1947 (original poster member #15300) posted at 2:33 AM on Monday, November 18th, 2013

***duplicate***

Don't know why this is happening, but it's annoying! Sorry.

[This message edited by lynnm1947 at 9:18 AM, November 18th (Monday)]

Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks

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ThoughtIKnewYa ( member #18449) posted at 3:13 AM on Monday, November 18th, 2013

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