Loyal spouse: Me; Disloyal spouse: The Princess
I don't ask the kids for information about the Princess. Mostly, I just don't want to know. 10 just gets so excited about new stuff though. He told me tonight that Rig Pig is buying a new smartphone for The Princess.
She has ZERO technical skills, and so hates every piece of technology she has ever touched. When we got these phones 18 months ago, she hated them, and takes every opportunity to complain (when she's not complaining about something else!). Rig Pig to the rescue.
I just don't get it. This dude is paying her way to Cuba for a week, and now is buying her a phone. I mean, sure, she's probably on her best behaviour right now, but even so, that's a lot of money to be spending on someone with such a fucked-up personality.
So there is only one possibility: She is obviously MUCH better in the sack than I remember. She is so good that she is able to compel men to buy shit for her!
I hope she has her gonads insured! Think of the lost earnings if anything ever happened to them!
Two sons: Now 13 and 15
DDay: Nov 15, 2012
Separated: Mar 2, 2013 after 17 year marriage, now divorcing!
The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous!