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Pass posted 11/29/2013 22:46 PM

I don't ask the kids for information about the Princess. Mostly, I just don't want to know. 10 just gets so excited about new stuff though. He told me tonight that Rig Pig is buying a new smartphone for The Princess.

She has ZERO technical skills, and so hates every piece of technology she has ever touched. When we got these phones 18 months ago, she hated them, and takes every opportunity to complain (when she's not complaining about something else!). Rig Pig to the rescue.

I just don't get it. This dude is paying her way to Cuba for a week, and now is buying her a phone. I mean, sure, she's probably on her best behaviour right now, but even so, that's a lot of money to be spending on someone with such a fucked-up personality.

So there is only one possibility: She is obviously MUCH better in the sack than I remember. She is so good that she is able to compel men to buy shit for her!

I hope she has her gonads insured! Think of the lost earnings if anything ever happened to them!

Nature_Girl posted 11/29/2013 22:57 PM

Wow.... She should conduct tours.

Oh, wait.

She does.

That's why you're divorcing...

Vulcanized posted 11/30/2013 00:12 AM

I thought it was a scientifical fact that the more bat-shit crazy the woman, the better the sex???

osxgirl posted 11/30/2013 09:21 AM

You said that she complains about the phone that the two of you got 18 months ago. Does that mean you are still on the same plan?

What she and whatever flavor of the day she is with now do is their business... but if you are on the same plan, I certainly wouldn't put up with him buying a new phone to put on your plan. Not sure what the situation is, but if he's buying the phone, he can pay for the service for it, right?

HurtsButImOK posted 11/30/2013 15:38 PM

Pass, hate to break it to you but in my experience every vagina has the ability to be 'magical'.

Huge generalization maybe but it can be easy to manipulate a guy/girl with the promise of sex/giving of sex which equals validation.

No it doesn't mean she has improved in the sack, he is most likely just an easy to manipulate fool. Sit back and enjoy the show as he gets to feel more and more ripped off.

Hell you have been there and hit that. Was it really all so wonderful that you could sell your soul without hesitation. Poor Rig Pig, he is a mark and he doesn't even know it yet.

Lola7 posted 11/30/2013 15:49 PM

Wait a second . . . I have the most magical of vaginas!

HurtsButImOK posted 11/30/2013 16:17 PM

Yes Lola, yes you do. We all have the ability to blow fairy dust and unicorn farts out of our vjay jays.

Our decency and morals prevent us spraying it to passersby.

Pass posted 11/30/2013 17:09 PM

Pass, hate to break it to you but in my experience every vagina has the ability to be 'magical'.

REALLY! Wow! I wish I had one!

If that's true, then a lot of y'all are really underutilizing them. Think of all the cool shit that men could be buying you.

Nature_Girl posted 11/30/2013 17:29 PM

If that's true, then a lot of y'all are really underutilizing them. Think of all the cool shit that men could be buying you.

OF course, that would make us whores.

Sal1995 posted 11/30/2013 17:32 PM

I've always thought my wife's vagina was magical. And it appears that her OM wholeheartedly concurs! He sure visited it enough times during the 10 months they were together.

Pass posted 11/30/2013 18:06 PM

OF course, that would make us whores.

Ding! Give the lady a prize.

I think The Princess needs some of your guidance.

ruinedandbroken posted 11/30/2013 19:12 PM

Wow.... She should conduct tours.
Oh, wait.

She does.

That's why you're divorcing...


HAHAHAHAHA.......lololololol! I. can't. stop. laughing.

gonnabe2016 posted 11/30/2013 19:15 PM

If that's true, then a lot of y'all are really underutilizing them. Think of all the cool shit that men could be buying you.

OF course, that would make us whores

stronger08 posted 12/1/2013 02:39 AM

Look at it this way. She will most likely find out that her new gadget makes it easier for her to cheat in the future. But that's no longer your problem. I never understood people who cheat with a married person. Surely they have to ask themselves the proverbial question "If they cheated with me, they might cheat on me" But therein lies the difference between cheater love and love that's based in reality. Adulterous people get caught up in the fantasy aspect and never see the actual reality of their situations. Until the infidelity bomb is dropped on them. Its sad to say, but sooner or later they are going to have to eat the same shit they dished out. And for the folks like us, well by the time that happens we have already moved on and healed. Watching them get a taste of what they did is just the cherry on the sundae.

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