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nekorb posted 12/2/2013 16:01 PM know, because they are immature and wrong, but are still fun to think about....

1. Since I know she monitors his FB account now, I'd love to send him a PM thanking him for the great makeup sex. ( we aren't having sex at all....but I bet it would make her seriously question him or at the very least piss her off and give him a good look at her true self)...this would only be fun if I got to watch her read it and her reaction following....but it's still wrong, so I won' just takes me down to their level.

2. I'd love to post a message on my wall congratulating DH on landing that younger woman and introduce her to the world by name so that all of his friends could greet her. Again, completely inappropriate and immature. So I won't do it, but it's fun to think about....but hey...since there's nothing wrong with what they are doing, it shouldn't be a big deal, right?

BESIDES THAT...I'm still hoping that R will be on the table at some, need to behave and think accordingly...

heartbrokeninaz posted 12/2/2013 16:22 PM

I have more violent thoughts. Fill her car totally full with dog poop, drown her in a bathtub, feed her to a much? I think she deserves what she gets. She knew my WH had a child and was married. I am waiting though, karma is a bitch and I want a fromt row when it gets her!

iwillNOT posted 12/2/2013 16:42 PM

Go to her work where she mans the reception desk, take a seat, and just stare at her. Continuously, and watch her squirm and try to act professional. If she called a higher up about it, I would be so very happy to explain to her bosses and co- workers exactly why I am there.

SisterMilkshake posted 12/2/2013 17:02 PM

1. Make up a bumper sticker and stick it to the back of its vehicle. It would state: I Have Sex With Married Men, Honk If You Think I'm a Slut.

2. Post a sign in its yard with the same message as above.

3. Plaster its neighborhood and grocery store with a flyer warning every married women to beware of the slunty cumdumpster.

4. Call its live in boyfriend and tell him all about its scummy past. Also tell him that his GF got his best friend to call my FWH to give him a message.

5. Just want to call it up and let loose with every foul name I can think of to call it.

6. Send it a bucket of elephant shit.

7. Send it a Christmas card that says "Ho, Ho, Ho" on the front. Inside I would cross out the message and write instead: Yes, yes you are. (I have the card.)

8. Post it all over the cheater website.

9. Want to write a message on its page posing as FWH and saying (the gist): I don't know if OW was a slunty cumdumpster in High School or not but that it has grown up to be a world class slut . That it doesn't care if you are married, you don't have to take it on dates, you don't have to tell it you love it, you don't have to buy it gifts, you can tell it you'll never leave your wife, and it is such a sport that OW will still fuck you and even pay for the hotel room. But, it will fuck in cars in parking lots, too.

10. Just one good throat punch.

HeartStings posted 12/2/2013 17:03 PM

I would love to include a picture of WH and his ex-whore on our Christmas card, right next to pics of me and the kids and the in-laws!

Of course I won't, because of the kids, but that would feel great to show everybody what an ugly, gold-digging whore he was willing to lose everything for.

Chefj9 posted 12/2/2013 18:23 PM

sistermilkshake. All of it!!

tara1110 posted 12/2/2013 18:25 PM

karma is a bitch and I want a fromt row when it gets her!

Heartbroken... I feel the same way.

I would love to tell her that my WH still keeps a picture of us in his wallet...Yes I snooped.... I would love to tell her parents that she's a mistress... I would love to punch her in the mouth so she can't do duckface selfies anymore... I would love to make a collage of her family with me in it.... ( payback time bitch... Read my past posts)

Those are just a few...

Lovedyoumore posted 12/2/2013 19:05 PM

1. Put a giant billboard next to interstate with a picture of her enormous face with "Mistress, slut or whore, your choice" with her phone number underneath.

2. Use round up to write whore in her lawn

3. Pack dog poop underneath her car door handle

4. A little shortening under her windshield wipers

5. Send copies of their nasty emails/texts to her minister father, her governing body, her aunts and uncles, and all of the donors to her non profit. She depends on her "Christian" reputation to further her cause.

6. Publish very graphic descriptions of her body and its anomalies on FB so she knows my H has shared with me her "privates spaces"

7. Tell her new friends (our old friends) exactly how she operates her two faced life of sanctity and depravity.

No, I will not be doing any of this, endorse any of this, and no, I did not endorse her and my H screwing, either. Just dreaming.

Dyinghere posted 12/2/2013 19:08 PM

Show up at her church and sit next to her, then doodle all the things I know on my bulletin.

Show up at her church and sit next to her husband, then invite him to lunch, just the two of us.

Check her children out of school and take them out for fun and ice cream, but not tell her I've got them she can worry and figure it out.

Show up at her work and have whispered conversations with her coworkers.

Post the whole damn thing on facebook.

Call all of our mutual friends to spill the beans.

I want her to be embarrassed. Humiliated. I want her to be afraid of me.

[This message edited by Dyinghere at 8:13 PM, December 2nd (Monday)]

whiteflower99 posted 12/2/2013 19:22 PM

Poat this on his FB and other pages:

"Hi. My name is ____ and I love to cheat on my family. Not just my beautiful wife, but my children as well. I stole time from them to spend with OWx, OWy, OWz etc. and their kids. Sorry ladies, you really weren't that special after all.
Oh and because I was irresponsible enough to have unprotected sex with multiple partners, my uninsured wife had to spend time and money we didn't have to get screened for everything. . ."

Of course I would tag every OW I could.;

Williesmom posted 12/2/2013 20:02 PM

I repeatedly threaten to drive to his house, kick him in the balls twice, and leave.

I'm a simple girl.

Nest2007 posted 12/2/2013 20:14 PM

A billboard on the main road into our small town with a picture of OW and a simple caption: Whore, and proud of it. Is your husband next?

Garnet posted 12/2/2013 20:26 PM

Hahaha. S.Milkshake. Great minds think a like!!! I'm sure we could come up with more!!!!

anewday78 posted 12/2/2013 20:27 PM

10. Just one good throat punch.

Dyinghere posted 12/2/2013 20:27 PM

To go with the bumper sticker idea, how about:
I sleep with married men
Go ahead and rear end me


HurtButHopeful? posted 12/2/2013 20:27 PM

Have her phone me or try to talk to me to apologize (because she is soooo sorry, according to her family) and I look at her with a blank look and politely say, "I'm sorry, but who are you?" When she tells me who she is, I would say, "Oh, that's who you are. You hurt me terribly, but you need to know that because of you, Mr. HBH is more dedicated to our M and to me than he was before he met you. He has realized his life would have turned into a living nightmare had he M you, since he now knows he wasn't the first MM you tried to lure away from his family. And....he is more loving and attentive in bed than he ever was before your EA with him...and let me tell you, he was good even before the EA. You'll never know that part of him. Thank you for helping him realize how much he loves me and his family!" Then I would turn and walk away.

[This message edited by HurtButHopeful? at 11:36 AM, December 3rd (Tuesday)]

million pieces posted 12/2/2013 20:33 PM

musiclovingmom posted 12/2/2013 20:34 PM

These are fabulous.
OW1 - wanted my H desperately. He slept with her once and never again. She still tries and he is repulsed by her. I figure her knowing that he wants nothing to do with her even when she wants him so badly is enough.

OW2 - was my good friend. I've thought about it a lot
1. Go to her work, take her business cards off the service counter, write 'For a good time call' on the top of each on and then put them back on the counter
2. Send someone she wouldn't recognize to have their car serviced and when she tries to help them have them demand, loudly, to see a different service rep because they couldn't possibly trust their car to a whore who sleeps with taken men.
3. Egg her house (I actually dream about doing this)
4. Smash her windshield with a baseball bat (her paid for car is her prized possession)
5. Watching her on the day that her teenage son calls her out on behaving like his peers and then trying to act like a mom to him.

OW3&4 - eh, online sluts. Their lifestyles will do them in. One is a swinger who was told I gave her and my H the ok. The other didn't know I existed. Don't have so much anger at them.

OW5 - lives cross country from me. I sometimes still dream about driving the 24 hours just to show up on her doorstep and smack her across the face with a folding chair when she opens the door.

HurtsButImOK posted 12/2/2013 23:23 PM

Punch Lonelygirl10's MC in the throat

IrishLass518 posted 12/2/2013 23:33 PM

There are so many things I would love to do to them both at this point but nothing I could do could ever compare to what they are doing to themselves. Karma sure takes her time, she makes it worth the wait though

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