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HFSSC posted 12/12/2013 11:52 AM

Okay, I admit that this post is fairly useless without pictures. I have tried really hard to get a picture of this but have been unsuccessful thus far.

There is a house up the road from me with multiple inflatable monstrosities in their front yard. They actually have a rotating assortment based on the calendar. Picture giant inflatable Easter Bunnies, eggs, flags for July 4th, Halloween stuff, turkey/etc...

Anyway, they have a stunning display of tackiness right now. But the best (worst??) one is definitely this thing that looks like a giant flaming penis/testicles. Once I was able to get a good look at it, it's some sort of carousel thing that rotates. But the carousel part is very small in comparison to the rest of it. And all you see is the base and upright "post". Which is bright red and has a point at the top.

Seriously, who puts this stuff in their yard and doesn't look at it from the edge of the road?

I seriously get the giggles every time I drive by.

TrulyReconciled posted 12/12/2013 11:56 AM

Christmas - it's a wonderful time to give tanks ...

DixieD posted 12/12/2013 12:31 PM

But the best (worst??) one is definitely this thing that looks like a giant flaming penis/testicles.

HF, you paint such a pretty picture even without the photo.

HUFI-PUFI posted 12/12/2013 12:31 PM

nowiknow23 posted 12/12/2013 13:00 PM

I live in a college town. Tacky is de rigueur.

There are at least two student filled houses that have a giant inflatable Santa on the roof with a "stream" of yellow lights leading from it's crotch to a puddle of lights on the ground.

Ah, peeing Santa. Where would undergrad holiday spirit be without you?

painpaingoaway posted 12/12/2013 13:08 PM

OMG, that's hilarious...(as long as I don't live next door to it)!

painpaingoaway posted 12/12/2013 13:09 PM

HFSSC, please take a pic of the inflatable Christmas penis and post it.

woundedby2 posted 12/12/2013 13:13 PM

I saw this one posted somewhere a while back. Can you imagine this being your neighbor's house??

painpaingoaway posted 12/12/2013 13:19 PM


painpaingoaway posted 12/12/2013 13:20 PM

I can't stop laughing!

SoVerySadNow posted 12/12/2013 13:20 PM

Carpool line just got a lot funnier! Thanks for the laughs!

jrc1963 posted 12/12/2013 14:21 PM

I think I'd be really worried if green stuff was spurting out of the top of it and I were a guy! Just sayin'

TrulyReconciled posted 12/12/2013 16:47 PM

I'm dizzy just looking at this ...

Aubrie posted 12/12/2013 16:51 PM

Get a load of that front porch. Did they seriously build an extension to support and make more room for extra inflatables up there!?

TrulyReconciled posted 12/13/2013 09:12 AM

Just try and pick out something that's actually LEVEL ...

alphakitte posted 12/13/2013 10:02 AM

Oh my, I'll never, again, look at a palm tree in the same way!

Please1983 posted 12/13/2013 10:55 AM

I used to pass a house on the way home from work that was all done up tacky at christmas time and I used to think "fuck sake, imagine living next door to that" . But you forget all about these things the rest of the year, we moved into our new house in the October. When I came outside on dec the first I got a shock... "Fuck sake, can't belive I live next door to that!!!"
Been here a few years now and the kids smiles when they see it make me like it too and no one every gets lost coming to christmas parties at our house.

TrulyReconciled posted 12/13/2013 11:34 AM

Nothing says it quite like 'quantity':

jrc1963 posted 12/13/2013 21:03 PM

Holy Cow... It's a plastic Christmas People Army!!

whatdoto posted 12/13/2013 21:57 PM

All I gotta say is "they better be singing!"
That is just nuts! Lol
Looks like a plastic choir!

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