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Chefj9 posted 12/12/2013 13:25 PM

So, I still go and look at OW's FB. She hasn't posted anything in months publicly until today. This is what she posted...

2/12 - thought of the day...

“The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.”
~Mahatma Ghandi

Today is the 2 year date that marks the first time they had sex.

I would never post a retort since we have been in NC since July. It has taken me too long (because I'm stubborn and l have to learn the hard way)to get to this point. But I would love to hear some of my fellow SI'ers wicked sense of humor on this one!

I need something to make me laugh on this most heinous day of the year.

StillLivin posted 12/12/2013 13:29 PM

After DD#2 I came to the decision to leave him.
I told him that forgiving him was the easy part, it was respecting him again that I was at a loss for.
Maybe something along those lines could be a possible retort.

nomadlady posted 12/12/2013 13:45 PM

I'll take that Gandhi quote and raise her TWO Gandhi quotes!

"An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching."

"To believe in something, and not live it, is dishonest."

Rebreather posted 12/12/2013 13:45 PM

The weak can never keep their pants zipped. Keeping your pants zipped is the attribute of the strong.

Fireflies posted 12/12/2013 13:45 PM

"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think." Dorothy Parker

Chefj9 posted 12/12/2013 13:50 PM

These are priceless.... Love it! Especially the about keeping their pants zipped. Oh how badly I want to post these.... I won't but it would be priceless to shut her ass down!

nomistakeaboutit posted 12/12/2013 13:55 PM

Vengeance is mine, sayeth The Lord.

prowoman posted 12/12/2013 13:55 PM

The weak can never keep their pants zipped. Keeping your pants zipped is the attribute of the strong.

If it were the OW in my situation I'd be tempted to post something like "Then you'll forgive me for saying you're a slimy fucking skank who has so little self-respect and self-worth that she has to go after a middle-aged married man who's only now with her because his wife kicked his poor ass onto the street because he's tainted now that he's been in you."

[This message edited by prowoman at 1:56 PM, December 12th (Thursday)]

Cabot posted 12/12/2013 13:58 PM

"One man cannot do right in one department of life whilst he is occupied in doing wrong in any other department. Life is one indivisible whole."


Chefj9 posted 12/12/2013 14:30 PM

Cabot. That one is brilliant. So tempting!

nomistakeaboutit posted 12/12/2013 14:34 PM

Or, you could take this angle:

It seems like you have become more spiritual and introspective over the past several years. I am happy for you and your new spirit,,so much so that I wrote you this poem:

"Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Go fuck yourself you stupid, ignorant bitch."

MediumRare posted 12/12/2013 14:39 PM

"A relationship is for two, but some bitches are too dumb to count."

Chefj9 posted 12/12/2013 14:43 PM

^^^^^ <3 this

foreverchanged61 posted 12/12/2013 15:02 PM

Love these!

7yrsflushed posted 12/12/2013 15:05 PM

This thread is full of awesome! I like them all but mediumrare's has me dying over here.

Ascendant posted 12/12/2013 15:15 PM

"Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Go fuck yourself you stupid, ignorant bitch."


WeepingBuddhist posted 12/12/2013 15:22 PM

I love all these!!!

headdesk posted 12/12/2013 16:47 PM


[This message edited by headdesk at 4:48 PM, December 12th (Thursday)]

Chefj9 posted 12/12/2013 17:12 PM

Oh my. That is brilliant. That one I may have to post. Privately of course

brokendancer7 posted 12/12/2013 17:16 PM

Y'all are so clever! It feels good to laugh!

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