Mine likes to cook, too, but he's actually good at it.
Ok. In all seriousness, communicate with him. Tell him what ever it is that is underneath you wanting him to stop. If that is the fact that his cooking is awful? Do it with a velvet glove. ((((Cabrona))))
This is it. The darkest day. The blackest hour. Chin up, shoulders back. Let's see what we're made of, you and I.
― The Doctor