Mine sent me a "happy birthday" text last year.
Really? You killed my cat, I threw you out in a glory of changed locks and storage units. Are we really on "happy birthday" terms?
D-day OW#1 2/2004; R for 6 years; D-day OW#2 5/2010
Marriages that start this way, stepping over the bodies of loved ones as the giddy couple walks down the aisle, are not likely to last.