Me: BS (32)
My mom learned how to text last year. She is a super smart woman, but not really a techie. She just sent me a text with some acronyms I've never seen before. Turns out she bought a texting dictionary. I think she is so cute. If you actually met her I know you would think so too.
These are the acronyms she sent in this last conversation:
LOPSOD (long on promises, short on delivery)
LDIMEDILLIAC (look deep into my eyes, does it look like I give a crap?)
DARFC (duck and run for cover)
I am seriously cracking up, because she does not talk like that in real life.
Him: WH (31)
Married 3 years.
Confessed to PA April 21 2013.
DS (6), DS (18 months)
Aug 30 2013 He gives me back his ring with an ultimatum: "Get over it or get out".
Status: Done like dinner