Its been rough. I am grasping at things to make me laugh.
Here are mine:
1) I get my beautiful turkey fern (guys at vfw know hold one for me. Luv em). This one is a beauty. Not tall (5 ft 6ish) but full. At the tips it has little pine cones. Natural decorations
I go to buy lights. I opt for Targets wheel of lights. White.
A couple of days after the lights are up I figure out how to plug them in (need two extension cords...I am so tired lately I cant think straight). The top half of the tree is pee yellow (which I find out today is "cool white" and the bottom is a blinding LED soft (?) white. Wh adds to the mess by drapping a different type bulb of colored (mostly red) lights. Maybe it will be okay once the decorations are up. (We went to Target to buy next yrs lights: blue)
2) A sweet customer (yes, I do have those...not ALL are assholes) brings me a bottle of something wrapped in a santa suit complete with little hat. She tells me to drink it soon as the fizz is going out of it
I think, " juice" and take it back to the kitchen to share with my coworkers. I pop it open, poor myself a smalm glass and drink quickly.
Ugh ..it wasnt just juice. It was happy juice.
I put the bottle back in its santa suit and hat and it came home with me. I am not sharing
Anyone have a funny misadventure?
[This message edited by sullymeishadomi at 1:25 PM, December 22nd (Sunday)]