Well, gee wiz, if all I had to do was text/email, and see an AP for a few hours a week, then I could be their biggest supporter too! Hell, I think under those circumstances I could probably handle about 6-8 APs and REALLY rake in the cash.
You don't tip a waitress that is surly, or a hairdresser that tells you all about their dirty laundry. And you don't have goo-goo eyes and unicorn farts with an AP that scratches their butt cheeks and tells you to go get your own damned drink. One doesn't live in Disneyland full time. In the real world, the floors get dirty and you have to deal with the stains on your shorts yourself.