Maybe I just have a sick sense of humor.
Today I went to my Dr for an STD test (super fun times!) and the Steve Harvey Show was on in the waiting room. It was a show about ladies with man problems. There are two sections to the waiting room & I went in the area where the TV was not, but there was no other sound so there's no escape, and I hear him leading the all-female audience in a call & response type vow.
I recorded it for posterity in the form of a text message to a friend.
"I vow" (
the ladies repeat)
"to keep my cookie in the jar for the next 90 days."
"During that time, my man needs to be committed"
"and not put his hand in anyone else's cookie jar."
I KNOW he's trying to help ppl & if you're someone who feel affirmation from a message like that, please understand that I'm only speaking for myself, but DAMNIT. His little shpeil just seemed so trivial and condescending that I just had to laugh. Life is just so fraking absurd sometimes.