Yesterday in the big box market where I shop there was a couple ahead of me. The man mid-50's, cashmere turtleneck very well dressed. he was with a bimbo mid 20's, fake boobsm fake blonde hair, lips looked like someone punched her, Spike heel boots, skin tight jeans and fake tan. She was sporting a diamond the size of Gibraltar and showing it off to everyone who was there.
I was listening to their converation and heard this.
The bimbo: are you coming over Christmas Eve?
The swaeter: NO my wife is having the family and I need to be there.
The BImbo whining: but you rpomised you would come over, whining more, I have a special present for you. More whining. I am not gong to ALOOOOONE all Christmas,,, whine whine whine.
Sweater: I will try to find a reason to go out. Are you not happy in the condo??? With the car?? With the ring???
Bimbo: LOUDLY but you said you were getting a divorce!!! I am not going to wait around forever you know???? whine some more.
The whole store heard this because she said it so loudly. I thought the clerk was going to hide under the conter. The sweaterman looked exasperated with the bimbo.
Finally the groceries came to an end to the tune of 800.00
Then the bimbo said you bought all of this for HER? What did you buy for me? What are WE having for our holiday? I want to go away for New Years.... can you get away? Hawaii would be nice???? I would look great in a bikini on the beach Whine whine whine.
It took all I had not to say something. I wanted to duct tape the whiny bimbos mouth shut and slap the sweater man up side his head.