Topic: Best zingers you've got in on wayward spouse or other cheater?
Member # 41666
| Posted: 6:26 PM, December 26th (Thursday), 2013|
If you find this too tactless, I will try to delete it. However, as despicable humans we all enjoy inflicting a little pain for vengeance. Could it be therapeutic?
I'm curious what little victories others have felt while learning they've been betrayed.
There are two things that stick out in my head.
1. I called OM and challenged him to come out and face me. He threatened to get a Protective Order against me. I asked him if it came with a skirt. (even my WW laughed when she overheard.)
2. This is mean, but in the heat of battle....
My WW admitted that she once met OM at a motel. (I get queasy just typing this) I said "I assume he paid for the room?"
Me: "Did he leave you something on the nightstand?"
Mean, cruel, counterproductive? Yes. Worse than her behavior?
Posts: 261 | Registered: Dec 2013 | From: United States
Member # 40699
| Posted: 6:34 PM, December 26th (Thursday), 2013|
OW was a horrible speller. She used to always spell bored, board. It drove me crazy! So when I wrote her an e-mail I very nicely corrected her.
Me BS 33
Him WS 37 Trying4change
Together 5 years, married for 3
D-day: 07/23/13 cybersex with COW
D-day: 12/27/13 found out he met and kissed a "friend" in 2011
"A clear and innocent conscience fears nothing."
Posts: 996 | Registered: Sep 2013 | From: Oklahoma
Member # 29250
| Posted: 6:40 PM, December 26th (Thursday), 2013|
OW was a teacher where my kids went to school. I loudly asked her in the school front office whose husband she was sleeping with this year.
“People who cheat feel that life is for the taking, and that everyone deserves happiness no matter what the cost. I must remember these tricks if I ever have my soul surgically removed."
Me: BS 42. Him: WH 41 2 Kids 8&11
Married 14 yrs Together 21
Posts: 1622 | Registered: Aug 2010
Member # 17217
| Posted: 6:43 PM, December 26th (Thursday), 2013|
Love these types of threads.
Ow secretary answered my H's work phone one day...it went like this:
Ow: Mr. _____ office. Rebecca speaking.
Me: oh! I'm sorry..did you have to get up off your knees to answer the phone?
ow: (shocked) that wasn't nice
me: i wasn't trying to be.
And yes...he left that job
H had LTA with co-worker
Two sons - grown and on their own
DD - April 2010
Please note registration date is not correct. See my profile for details
Status: Your guess is as good as mine.
Posts: 1286 | Registered: Nov 2007
Member # 30024
| Posted: 7:02 PM, December 26th (Thursday), 2013|
FWH was a manager for a big box DIY store. It was an employee.
FWH retired from that company. One day we were shopping there. He started telling me that I should get a job there, I would be great at the job. I sweetly asked him "Oh, do I get to fuck my manager, too?"
BW (me) & FWH both over half a century; married several decades; children
d-day 3/10; LTA
"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak." ~ Homer Simpson
Posts: 12165 | Registered: Nov 2010 | From: The Great White North USA
Member # 25238
| Posted: 7:57 PM, December 26th (Thursday), 2013|
And do you all still enjoy the satisfaction of your comments?
Mean, cruel, counterproductive
If your relationship is over, then knock your socks off with this verbalization of your hurt, anger, disgust, etc.
But, if you are attempting R then the comments are just plain mean, cruel, and counterproductive!
BTDT....way too many times in the last 4 years, 8 months, and 13 days!
Memory and hope; one looks backward, and the other forward; one is of today, the other of tomorrow. Together more than 48 years.
"Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain." (Joseph Campbell)
Posts: 3154 | Registered: Aug 2009 | From: Where a river runs through it
Member # 41429
| Posted: 8:05 PM, December 26th (Thursday), 2013|
I have on multiple occasions pointed out OW can't vote yet.
(Legal age of consent, not quite legal age to vote but "she is *almost* 18" )
Me: BW 30
Posts: 505 | Registered: Nov 2013
Member # 1330
| Posted: 8:09 PM, December 26th (Thursday), 2013|
On the divorce being final: Damn expensive piece of ass, wasn't it.
On him whining to me that the OW's felon brother had stolen his identity and raided his frequent flyer and hotel rewards accounts: As you may recall, I wasn't wild about your relationship with her.
He got neither, seriously,
FBS: Married 20 years, 2 daughters 27 and 24. Divorced by the grace of GOD.
D-Days: 2/23/93; 10/11/97; 3/5/03
Ex & OW Broke up 12-10
"An erection does not count as personal growth."
Posts: 30505 | Registered: Apr 2003 | From: Massachusetts
Member # 30314
| Posted: 8:11 PM, December 26th (Thursday), 2013|
I've got nothing to add but enjoy reading these. I've "thought" of things but being we're in recovery and I talk too much anyway, I keep them to myself.., but do snicker from time to time.
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Posts: 7613 | Registered: Dec 2010 | From: Midwest
Member # 6449
| Posted: 9:10 PM, December 26th (Thursday), 2013|
Me: oh! I'm sorry..did you have to get up off your knees to answer the phone?
~~"You can't run away from yourself"!!! Me to my H when he descended into adultery insanity.
~~Prov.15:13 "By sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken"
~~"The day breaks-your mind aches"
Posts: 10022 | Registered: Feb 2005 | From: Texas
Member # 34543
| Posted: 12:16 AM, December 27th (Friday), 2013|
My ex was meeting a woman for lunch, and I asked, "Who is she? Is she one of your women?" He wasn't thinking because he responded all smart assed with, "She's married!" I said, "That didn't bother you before." I knew I hit home because he turned bright red. Broke through the denial of just what kind of a man he really was for a moment.
Another time: he wrote out the speech he wanted to give to our kids to tell them about our divorce. He wanted to tell them I wasn't social enough or active enough, and I needed someone devoted to me. I wrote him back saying, first of all, I could be a marathon running debutant and you would still want the divorce so put that lie behind you, and secondly: if you get to list 2 of my perceived faults to the kids, I get to list 2 of yours, and I choose that you weren't loyal or honest enough. And then finally, if I needed someone devoted to me I wouldn't have tried reconciliation for so long. I rewrote the speech and he went with my version (no listing of faults, and no stupid promises that things wouldn't change that much...he actually wanted to tell them that we would still celebrate all of our holidays and stuff together...right ).
D-Day Spring 2008
3 years false R
Divorce Final 6/7/12
Posts: 685 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: California
Member # 33523
| Posted: 12:17 AM, December 27th (Friday), 2013|
Then WH to me: OW doesn't want to be a home-wrecker.
Me: Tell OW a good way to accomplish that is by NOT fucking married dudes.
Me: MH 45
3/26/13: free of serial cheating twat-waffle
Fall 2015: happily in love with the RIGHT man
Everything is as it should be.
Posts: 900 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: East Coast
Member # 40488
| Posted: 12:27 AM, December 27th (Friday), 2013|
Ha love these... I don't think these are mean even if your in R.
So when I found out fWH fucked the OW without protection I asked if he was worried about STDs. He said well she's not that kind of girl...she looked clean.. I said was that before or after she told she was tired of being the other woman and getting STDs. What a fucking idiot.
Me-BS 50 Him-WH 47, DD17
Together since 1993, Married 19 yrs
DDay 3/12,4/12,7/12 EA-PA OW - 25 single husband chasing bastard whore
Posts: 515 | Registered: Aug 2013
Member # 40607
| Posted: 1:26 AM, December 27th (Friday), 2013|
Did a background check on the OM and found out he was recently convicted of a felony (pleaded guilty, served jail time (after work), and currently on probation. Turns out this loser "forgot" to notify his employer of his recent conviction.
Somehow, just somehow, this little tidbit of info got relayed to the president (and head of human resources) of the place where this ass works. He is currently suspended (and will mostly likely not be returning according to the president of the company).
Good luck finding another job in this economy, you ass-wipe. Your felony conviction is out there for all future employers to see. Payback is a bitch, isn't it?
Now to my WW (yes, the one who denies giving me pubic crabs)....
Posts: 19 | Registered: Sep 2013
Member # 37735
| Posted: 6:34 AM, December 27th (Friday), 2013|
WH: "But OW is so NICE"
me: "Nice girls don't f*ck married men & try to destroy families."
(This was right after Dday. WH doesn't see her as being nice anymore. Good example of how blind the WS is when deep in the FOG.)
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Him: WH --Had 7 mo.EA/ PA with COW;
Married 26+ years/4 kids
Trying to R
Posts: 2032 | Registered: Dec 2012
Member # 30853
| Posted: 6:45 AM, December 27th (Friday), 2013|
When we were negotiating visitation issues for D, I threw a hard core first proposal at him that said he couldn't bring anyone around my kids, he could never have anyone sleep over when they are with him, and he could never live with anyone outside of marriage. We knew he would shit and never agree, but that was the jumping off platform.
In the negotiation room, he told me and my lawyer that he wouldn't agree to that clause. He was stupid enough to look me in the face to say that he should be allowed to have other people around the kids because, "there can be serious relationships outside of marriage."
I said, "I know. You're involved in one. The problem is you're already married."
BW - me
ExWH - "that one"
D - 2011
You get what you put in, and people get what they deserve.
Hard as it may be, try to never give the OP any of your power or head space.
Posts: 3466 | Registered: Jan 2011
Member # 36654
| Posted: 7:03 AM, December 27th (Friday), 2013|
Me-53 XWH#2-54 NPD, alcoholic
M-11yrs T-12yrs LTA-5yrs D-8/11/15
11/28/14 "Assault with a deadly weapon" and is now with OW
"A person is either an asset or a lesson"
"Changing who you are with does not change who you are"
Posts: 6458 | Registered: Aug 2012 | From: Texas
Member # 34373
| Posted: 7:28 AM, December 27th (Friday), 2013|
Oh so many come to mind.
xWH said that OW was just being a friend. I replied, "My friends keep their pants on."
xWH attempting to convince me once again that the affair was over. I replied, "It looks like a duck, it walks like a duck, it quacks like a duck, everyone can see it is a duck and the only one you are trying to hide it from is me. You're telling me it's a cat, I know it's a big fucking duck"
Me: 46 BS Divorced
Him: 45 Married OW
5 kids: IrishLass 27,IrishLad 25, IrishLass 23, IrishLad 21 and IrishLad 12
"You can't run from trouble..there ain't no place that far"
Posts: 1858 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: WA
Member # 36164
| Posted: 7:35 AM, December 27th (Friday), 2013|
One night I can't even remember which dday but I know it was summer and the 1st of the month; ow picked up my wh for inventory (they have inventor every month) at OUR HOUSE, when she pulled up he was very worried about what I would do and tried to stop me from going outside, it was 2 am my kids were asleep and my parents lived next door (and I was in my pj's), I just went out their introduced myself said hi, and as he got in the car I told her to stop fucking MY HUSBAND! He later told me how I embarrassed him!
If that happened today I would have done more then embarrassed him!!! And I couldn't have embarrassed him that much the A went on for at least another month or two.
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BS-me 31, WH-31, M'd-10 years
DD 10, DS 7, DS 6.5
Dday 03/01/10 (our DD's bday)
A ended 08/31/10-09/02-10 (with multiple ddays in between).TT on 08/2012, 09/04/12, 11/16/2012, 01/2013, 6/25/2013 Says he wants R, but not proving it
Posts: 718 | Registered: Jul 2012 | From: Portland
Member # 37916
| Posted: 8:10 AM, December 27th (Friday), 2013|
Oh, these are fun. Tactless perhaps, but tact kind of goes out the window in these situations.
Best one I remember off hand:
"Next time you let another guy c*m in your mouth don't ask me for a kiss when you get home. I think that's happened far too many times already."
As far as the unspoken ones, there's far too many to remember, but my favorite one that I do recall:
WW: "I guess I can start going to Dr. X for my checkups."
My unspoken reply that I almost had to bite through my tongue to keep from saying: "Well at least I know the only thing of his that will end up in your mouth are his fingers." (AP #2 is a DDS)
Dday: over a period of three days 11/14-16/2012.
EA/PA: ~ 2 1/2 years
EA/beginning PA: ~ 10 months
Hoped I'd never have to add this: Dday #2 11/22/2015 Not sure how far it went yet but have a pretty good idea.
2 Cor. 12:9-10
Posts: 826 | Registered: Dec 2012
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