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Wimmenz only!

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 caregiver9000 (original poster member #28622) posted at 3:28 AM on Friday, December 27th, 2013

Cause if I tell myself no men are in here looking at this, I can stop blushing!!!1

But truly, maybe I should post it as a PSA for the menz...

Me: fortysomething, independent, happy,
XH "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
two kids, teens. Old enough I am truly NO CONTACT w/ NPD zebraduck
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

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ItHappened2Me2 ( member #32503) posted at 3:40 AM on Friday, December 27th, 2013

BS - me (57 now); WS - him (57 now)
DD 21o, DS 17 yo
Married 25 years (together 27+/-)
DDay #1 - March 18, 2011
DD #2 (after 3 + month TT and false R -- the affair had gone underground) - June 28,2011
DD3: June 19, 2013
DIVORCED!!!! and doing well

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Jen ( member #26584) posted at 4:12 AM on Saturday, December 28th, 2013

buwhahaha ...... I almost wish I still had one so I could use this. I'm still gonna post it on FB.

well the ovaries are in different spots ... Huh ...

[This message edited by booger bear at 10:14 PM, December 27th (Friday)]

Me former Booger Bear ...
https://youtu.be/1TcLw3TOIN8
Hand Me Down MatchBox 20
https://youtu.be/iFdOAyyn76M
Love Falls by HellYeah

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purplejacket4 ( member #34262) posted at 4:59 AM on Saturday, December 28th, 2013

OMG booger bear. As a graduate of Texas A&M I gotta tell you that you are now my hero!!!

Me: BS 50
Her: FWS 53 (both family med MDs; together 23 years)
OW: who cares (PhD)
Dday: 10/11: 11/11 TT for months; NC 8/12
Limboconsiliationish
"band aids don't fix bullet holes" Taylor Swift
I NEVER mind medical ???

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Jen ( member #26584) posted at 5:03 AM on Saturday, December 28th, 2013

I don't like Texas or the Cowboys. A & M is ok I root for them on a rare occasion ........

Me former Booger Bear ...
https://youtu.be/1TcLw3TOIN8
Hand Me Down MatchBox 20
https://youtu.be/iFdOAyyn76M
Love Falls by HellYeah

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SBB ( member #35229) posted at 5:52 AM on Saturday, December 28th, 2013

I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

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ItHappened2Me2 ( member #32503) posted at 6:05 AM on Saturday, December 28th, 2013

booger bear -- as a UT alum, I don't see the humor in that at all!

J/K -- pretty good!

BS - me (57 now); WS - him (57 now)
DD 21o, DS 17 yo
Married 25 years (together 27+/-)
DDay #1 - March 18, 2011
DD #2 (after 3 + month TT and false R -- the affair had gone underground) - June 28,2011
DD3: June 19, 2013
DIVORCED!!!! and doing well

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Unagie ( member #37091) posted at 7:40 AM on Saturday, December 28th, 2013

I'm pretty sure some menz clicked....they may have also immediately backed out

[This message edited by Unagie at 1:40 AM, December 28th (Saturday)]


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SurprisinglyOkay ( member #36684) posted at 3:10 PM on Saturday, December 28th, 2013

FWS me 38 (recovering addict)
BS him 41 AFrayedKnot
Together 10 years
2 children


"Your secrets keep you sick"

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Ascendant ( member #38303) posted at 4:42 PM on Saturday, December 28th, 2013

Some things cannot be unseen.

I'm stealing 'Shark Week', though.

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Tred ( member #34086) posted at 10:44 PM on Saturday, December 28th, 2013

I was going to make a joke about Shark Week and dorsal fins, but it probably would be a tad off color. Of course we read the "Wimmenz only!" posts...gotta know what the other team is up to

Married: 27 years (14 @JFO) D-Day: 11/09/11"Ohhhhh...shut up Tred!" - NOT the official SI motto (DS)

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jo2love ( member #31528) posted at 11:49 PM on Saturday, December 28th, 2013

So the Jaws theme plays a few days before a period starts, right?

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HFSSC ( member #33338) posted at 12:09 AM on Sunday, December 29th, 2013

Haven't figured out how to copy and paste on my kindle yet, but the A&M one reminded me of an old joke.

Why is premenstrual syndrome known as PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Me, 56
Him, 48 (JMSSC)
Married 26 years. Reconciled.

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silverhopes ( member #32753) posted at 9:49 AM on Sunday, December 29th, 2013

Shark Week… I LOVE it!

Aut viam inveniam aut faciam.

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TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 3:48 PM on Monday, December 30th, 2013

Ovary funny!!

"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 6:31 AM on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013

~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~

"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)

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