I have the tv on. DS9 is one room away.
A condom commercial comes on. Talking about how much "closer" you can be with the new brand of condom.
I cannot get to the remote fast enough. As soon as I mute, DS says, "really mom? really?"
I apologetically mumble, "Yeah, I know. That was a little much."
DS, "um, yeah."
Life goes on. I remember when a tampon commercial was horrifying and it was all euphemisms and running water.