Dammit all to hell. Ex-shat just texted and said that he'll be at the breakfast thing.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
And then he asks if this is his make-up weekend with Teslet. What the ever-loving fuck is wrong with your cognitive processing skills? Oh Christ, that is sooooooo rhetorical.
Too much drinking, pot-smoking, pill-popping, blow jobs from stripper wife trying to earn her pony, and time off of work...has clearly destroyed the functioning brain you once had.
Go back and read our previous text exchange regarding the fucking make-up weekend.
Oh, my bad, he says. I'm getting my bonus in early Feb, he says. I'll be able to pay you everything I owe you with it, he says. If it doesn't cover what I owe, I'll be able to pay you out of my tax refund, he says.
For god's sake. Just stop wasting air. The oxygen could be put to better use. Like fanning the flame I light your promises with.
You have not paid CS since the beginning of fucking November. You owe me thousands of dollars from the 2012 tax return. And yet, there you sit, in your stupid rental house, playing lord of the manor to shit for brains stripper whore and the menagerie, suspended from work for being drunk on the job, trying to get an ego kibble from me for *saying* that you'll pay me what you owe me.
Did I mention that this fucker is suspended WITH pay???? Yep. He gets his base pay. He can keep his goddamned amazing paying job too if he attends rehab classes. His base pay is 2.5 times what I make. 2.5 fucking times. And has Teslet seen a mother-fucking dime of it????
Who do you think covers the shortfall when you don't pay CS? Oh shit, nevermind...you are so incapable of reasoning out that answer. Let me help you...ME! I cover it. I cover it by cutting where I can and using my savings account.
And now you are going to attend this family breakfast, on D-day (fuckmylife)because you need some ego kibbles. Well, Teslet will give them to you. You'll get the reaction you want in public from him. I am going to try very hard not to throw up.
You have until Feb 10th to pay the money you owe me. Otherwise, you can go sit in jail or be fined by the court for all I give a fuck. I hope to god you screw this up and if that bonus check gets here before the 10th that you send it all to child support (actually, you might need to...you owe Teslet nearly as much as that 2012 tax refund you owe me)...cause you'll still be on the hook for the 2012 tax refund and the court won't give a flying fuck that you just sent it to CS.
This guy needs to fall off the face of the earth. right. now.