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She11ybeanz posted 1/29/2014 14:55 PM

Just sayin.....

I think I know why I'm single now...... WHEW.....

My cubicle should be quarantined off as a biological warfare zone....

That was one thing my XWH hated about me....the silent but deadly mushroom cloud gift.... I am not a "fluffer"....... I level cities!

lynnm1947 posted 1/29/2014 14:59 PM

Now that's a neat addition to your resume!

HUFI-PUFI posted 1/29/2014 15:09 PM

lostmylight55 posted 1/30/2014 05:43 AM

Don't feel too bad,

I think I set off my Gas/Co detector this morning. It's happened a couple times before where the thing went off and couldn't figure out why. Even had a guy come out to check the fire place for a gas leak Nope, just me.

[This message edited by lostmylight55 at 5:44 AM, January 30th (Thursday)]

gahurts posted 1/30/2014 06:21 AM

How about some more beans Mr. Taggert?

lynnm1947 posted 1/30/2014 07:53 AM

I was going to spread some hummus on my oatcakes this morning, but then I recalled this post AND I simultaneously remembered that I am going to the theatre this evening.

Lola2kids posted 1/30/2014 08:44 AM

For me it's crock pot - pot roast.
I use Lipton Onion Soup mix for the sauce.

Whew.
Killin' myself here.
Luckily I have air freshener in my desk.

itainteasy posted 1/30/2014 09:31 AM

Shelly, I let one go last night...silent...and across the room my fiance said "JESUS CHRIST was that YOU?" and then he gagged and ran out of the room.

I couldn't stop laughing.

TrulyReconciled posted 1/30/2014 10:10 AM

StillLivin posted 1/30/2014 10:19 AM

Ok, folks, I have homework to do, so my last post and then I'm closing out the window!
Funny story as follows:
My STBXH has horrible gas. And usually the silent ones.
I MEAN HORRIBLE.
So I was slowly waking up, when this Godawfulnasty stench hit my nose.
I almost retched. I mean EWWWWW. I NEVER have bad smelling gas. Just air. Well, unless I'm really sick and have eaten something I probably shouldn't have. I usually juice more than I eat, so gas has NOT been a problem in years for me.
I was so mad at him, because he always liked to leave me some of his stench and take off out of the room laughing. Yuck.
I jumped out of bed ready to really let him have it with some choice words.
And.....


I was all alone. He had left for work hours before; it was my day off!

TrulyReconciled posted 1/30/2014 11:52 AM

I was all alone. He had left for work hours before; it was my day off!

So you just decided to ... fart around?

dontknowwhyme posted 1/30/2014 15:28 PM

To be mean to my kids I will let one go and then ask the kids if they smell popcorn. It is a natural reaction to take in a big wiff to check for popcorn smell. They don't think it is funny.

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