How do you stop?
The same way you quiet the baby when you remove the pacifier - give them something else. In this case, give you - you!
Baby steps, baby...you can do it!
...might need to get a dog...lmao! (search: Border Collie Rescue :)
Poetry, candles, the bath...I'm coming over to your place!
Oh - here's a poem:
Puff, the magic dickvagina lived by the “C”(unt)
And bollocked in the autumn’s jizz in a land called EWW-EWW- WEE!,
Little dickhead scraper loved that rascal puff,
And brought him blings and stealing hax and other nasty stuff. oh
(Chorus)
Puff, the magic dickvagina lived by the “C”(unt)
And bollocked in the autumn’s jizz in a land called EWW-EWW- WEE!,
Puff, the magic dickvagina lived by the “C”(unt)
And bollocked in the autumn’s jizz in a land called EWW-EWW- WEE!,
Together they’d unravel in a moat with pillowed fail
dickhead kept a lookout perched on puffs gigantic tail,
unNoble things and winces asked howcouldtheydothat? whenever they came,
Gyrate hips would lower their hagflag when puff roared out his name. oh!
(Chorus)
A dickvagina takes forever, so do little boys
Fainting clings and giant assrings make way for more annoys.
One grey night it happened, dickhead scraper came no more
And puff that flighty dickvagina, increased in fearful snore. (whatabore!)
His head was bent in sorrow, greendiseased scales fell like rain, (with pain)
Puff no longer went to play with popanother cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend and lurrrv, puff could not be brave,
So puff that mighty dickvagina sadly slipped into his stupidcave. oh!
(Chorus)
I'll bring the wine...